Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Blatter]

alorotom said:

D-Angle said:

Woman cuts man's penis off for not making eye contact during sex. Article is accompanied by most question-raising photo they could find.

http://viralmugshot.com/angry-woman-cuts-off-mans-...

LMAO ... like he would have even the slightest clue where to look or know if she was looking at him ... should have worn mirrored aviators just in case lol

Reminds me of the old saying - "She had eyes like football pools - one at home, one away"

[Jonboy_t]

glenrobbo said:

Europa1 said:

MartG said:

That is enough to put you off draught lager.

From an engineering/plumbing standpoint, surely it would make more sense to position the collecting/ storage vessel below the row of lager recyclers?
Let gravity do its work instead of having to pump the French lager up to that height.

That's the cistern. Everyone knows that, it's piss easy (see wot I dun there )

[Vocal Minority]

irocfan said:

No Ford Probe?

[schmunk]

Vocal Minority said:

No Ford Probe?

[glenrobbo]

[Utterpiffle]

glenrobbo said:

Brilliant!

[McAndy]

[Vocal Minority]

schmunk said:

Vocal Minority said:

No Ford Probe?

[MartG]

Unlikely !

[48k]

[kowalski655]

Well played to the cops there
Although I don't think the guy who asked the question knows what a flux capacitor is used for

[MartG]

Saw this...



...and just had to...

[alorotom]

48k said:

No mention of the plod not being impressed with the exceeding of the mway speed limit to hit 88mph to activate the flux capacitor though ... school boy error!

[MartG]

When I saw this posted, I thought it was photoshopped. Then I drove past it this morning....how fking tacky can you get ?

[kowalski655]

As soon as I saw that I just knew it was good old Blackpool. Apparently the locals are worried it will attract wierdoss! In Blackpool???!!!

[ambuletz]

[Willy Nilly]

I have been out for a ride on my motorcycle. I rode up my drive to my garden gate, took my helmet off, opened the gate and shed door and remounted my bike. I then engaged first gear, let out the clutch and farted all the way into the shed.

[MartG]

Such optimism

[MartG]

[glenrobbo]

MartG said:

Thanks for sharing that Mart.
On initially reading the text, I thought it said "Felcham".

Have to admit that address has a nice ring to it.
Especially if sang to the title music of "64 Zoo Lane" as seen on CBeebies TV. ( I have an 18 month old granddaughter. )