Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[jbudgie]

timmartin said:

South Africa - was this a nightclub with the translation in red on the right?

Sorry, that means a Butchers shop.

[davhill]

OpulentBob said:

Yep. Par for the course here.

Given this page's tone, I'd say more like parp for the course.

[PoleDriver]

marksx said:

Bin it.

It's the same in Greece. The pipework is smaller and blocks easily apparently.

[WD39]

HD Adam said:

RammyMP said:

Condi said:

My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.

Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.

That's known as 'crop dusting' in these parts. I enjoy a bit of crop dusting through our office. Especially in the admin department, give the old boilers something to moan about!

Best place for this is on a flight.

Whoever annoys me during check-in by not realising they need tickets or passports or have hideously overweight bags and argue the point, will at some point during the flight have a massive SBD guffed into their row

Plane farts are the best.

Yes. Imagine leaving a little gift behind in the flight deck

[WD39]

jbudgie said:

WD39 said:

Fabric said:

mikees said:

Isn't that PCJ ?

Obstruction maybe, not not PCJ per se. Not something I'd be doing myself, mind!

Similar, but not the same.

A driver was prosecuted last year for PCJ for flashing and warning drivers heading towards a speed camera van.

Did the prosecution succeed?

Yes, life imprisonment.

No, he was found guilty but can't remember the punishment.

[coopedup]

HTP99 said:

Isn't this quite common in quite a few foreign countries; the sewers can't cope with toilet tissue?

Same in Thailand

[jbudgie]

WD39 said:

jbudgie said:

WD39 said:

Fabric said:

mikees said:

Isn't that PCJ ?

Obstruction maybe, not not PCJ per se. Not something I'd be doing myself, mind!

Similar, but not the same.

A driver was prosecuted last year for PCJ for flashing and warning drivers heading towards a speed camera van.

Did the prosecution succeed?

Yes, life imprisonment.

No, he was found guilty but can't remember the punishment.

Probably a tiny fine I would expect.

[Einion Yrth]

jbudgie said:

WD39 said:

jbudgie said:

WD39 said:

Fabric said:

mikees said:

Isn't that PCJ ?

Obstruction maybe, not not PCJ per se. Not something I'd be doing myself, mind!

Similar, but not the same.

A driver was prosecuted last year for PCJ for flashing and warning drivers heading towards a speed camera van.

Did the prosecution succeed?

Yes, life imprisonment.

No, he was found guilty but can't remember the punishment.

Probably a tiny fine I would expect.

This is one similar case.

fined £175 and ordered to pay £250 costs and a £15 victim surcharge.


Just? You decide.

[jbudgie]

That's quite a high prosecution cost for a mags case.

[Einion Yrth]

jbudgie said:

That's quite a high prosecution cost for a mags case.

I am merely the messenger, and second hand at that.

[jbudgie]

Einion Yrth said:

jbudgie said:

That's quite a high prosecution cost for a mags case.

I am merely the messenger, and second hand at that.

No, I read the article and agree with you what it said.

[stevesingo]

irocfan said:

Driving home with the wife and kids (8&9) Elton comes on the radio and it reminded me of this. So, I recall the gag to the wife. She is unimpressed until young boy singo in the back pipes up, "Can I go on YouTube and search for Elton John sucking on the organ". Err, best not son. Wife in stitches!

[bucks]

MartG said:

Reminds me,we used to deal with a company called Vomm, website was www.Vomm.it

[MartG]

RammyMP said:

Condi said:

My friend... ahem... went drinking last week. To line his stomach he had a egg and bacon bap before he went out, which was duely washed down with 6 or 7 pints.

Next morning his stomach was a little, erm, dangerous. Any escape of wind was enough to wilt plants and kill small mammals. As he was walking to his car, he had to pass between 2 people stood in the car park having a conversation. Unfortunately, at this point his bowls decided to expel some more air, and being outside my friend did not think this would be a problem. As it was, it happened to be perfectly timed to occur just as he was passing through the gentlemen having a conversation. My friend kept walking, well aware of the noxious fumes he had left behind, only to hear a rather loud 'fking hell' from one of the men. My friend then had a quick giggle as he got into his car, reminded that a well timed fart can make anyone feel like a 7 year old again.

That's known as 'crop dusting' in these parts. I enjoy a bit of crop dusting through our office. Especially in the admin department, give the old boilers something to moan about!

If done when someone is following you down a corridor it's known as minelaying

[dudleybloke]

MartG said:

If done when someone is following you down a corridor it's known as minelaying

Playing Mario Fart.

[motco]

dudleybloke said:

MartG said:

If done when someone is following you down a corridor it's known as minelaying

Playing Mario Fart.

Having been alone in a lift and leaving a toxic legacy behind can be fun...

[grumpy52]

I thought I was going to do SBD in an empty aisle in Sainsbury earlier in the week ,I was wrong it turned into a full blown trouser raspberry that would have failed a race circuit noise test !
The best bit was the comment from the next aisle, "wow ! good effort "

[jimothy]

PoleDriver said:

marksx said:

Bin it.

It's the same in Greece. The pipework is smaller and blocks easily apparently.

But in Thailand they have a hose, so you wash your bum clean and use the paper to dry. So nothing nasty in the bin.

Much more hygienic and a cleaner feeling. One thing I miss after returning to western 'civilisation'

[Speed 3]

SWMBO is currently keeping an eye on a nesting Osprey webcam and was trying to work out which was the male and female. We came across this crusty old guide to sexing on the web

[HTP99]

grumpy52 said:

I thought I was going to do SBD in an empty aisle in Sainsbury earlier in the week ,I was wrong it turned into a full blown trouser raspberry that would have failed a race circuit noise test !
The best bit was the comment from the next aisle, "wow ! good effort "

A few weeks ago we had just finished at the cinema, we exited using a side entrance; along with many others but we're greeted with torrential rain, as the wife didn't have a coat she wanted to wait to see if it would die down; along with quite a few others.

I needed to fart, I though it would be silent, it wasn't; to use a term of my dad's it was a "rip snorter", the guy next to me laughed, the wife looked horrified, grabbed me and said "come on", she would rather get soaking wet than have the shame of waiting in the dry with "the farter".