Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[droopsnoot]

ClockworkCupcake said:

It was "delicate special button" that made me snigger.

Reminds me of the random descriptions on various bits of PC kit that we used to buy. Two that stuck in my mind were "Advanced and superb", and "Small enough for big job".

[MartG]

[hidetheelephants]

MartG said:

Katie Price visiting Blackpool to sign one of her awful books?

[kowalski655]

No, every other horse drawn cab is like that now. Looks bloody awful.
KP is to blame,the bh.
They still trot along the prom like they own the road,1 today decided to go straight on from the left turn lane,just pushed in
I suspect most drivers will let them push in as they don't want to injure a horse.

[MartG]

kowalski655 said:

No, every other horse drawn cab is like that now. Looks bloody awful.
KP is to blame,the bh.
They still trot along the prom like they own the road,1 today decided to go straight on from the left turn lane,just pushed in
I suspect most drivers will let them push in as they don't want to injure a horse.

If I ever have the misfortune to have to go near the prom, I'm always tempted to walk past one of the horses and say "Frau Blücher" just as a laugh

[MartG]

[Higgs boson]

MartG said:

If I ever have the misfortune to have to go near the prom, I'm always tempted to walk past one of the horses and say "Frau Blücher" just as a laugh

I don't know what gene you have that would make you want to do that, but you're wilder than me!

[CR6ZZ]

Higgs boson said:

MartG said:

If I ever have the misfortune to have to go near the prom, I'm always tempted to walk past one of the horses and say "Frau Blücher" just as a laugh

I don't know what gene you have that would make you want to do that, but you're wilder than me!

I see what you did there...

[ReaperCushions]

I'll leave this here:



The j is pronounced as a h as well.

[Hugh Jarse]

Good one

That reminds me, a snigger-trigger word for me is "mound".
Also that is a word you cannot say fast, only in a perverted drawl.

[motco]

Hugh Jarse said:

Good one

That reminds me, a snigger-trigger word for me is "mound".
Also that is a word you cannot say fast, only in a perverted drawl.

• Welsh accent* 'guss_ett'

[WD39]

motco said:

Hugh Jarse said:

Good one

That reminds me, a snigger-trigger word for me is "mound".
Also that is a word you cannot say fast, only in a perverted drawl.

• Welsh accent* 'guss_ett'

Fister. Mound. Gussett.

I think, gentlemen, we have started something.

I will raise you a Moist.

[dudleybloke]

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/ts-bl-4250-01-pane...

[EnglishTony]

Pert

[MartG]

Reading some old fiction books, written when the word 'spunky' had a totally different meaning

[MartG]

[Rich1973]

We had a glass fitting that was weeping slightly in work a while back. I requested it be attended to by the maintenance dept by putting it onto their schedule software.
It was really difficult for me and the maintenance supervisor to remain composed in the morning meeting when the subject came up. Room full of site management but only he and I knew that I had described it (quite legitimately!) as a moist flange.

[bucks]

dudleybloke said:

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/ts-bl-4250-01-pane...

website said:

Not recommended for pressures in excess of 30 PSI.

That's me out then

[ClockworkCupcake]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-pu...

[MartG]