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[Sheets Tabuer]

I for one welcome our new female overlords!

[y2johnny]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I for one welcome our new female overlords with their five heads and rolling pins for arms!

really?

[bullies180]

[y2johnny]

sorry TheVermiciousKnid

[blindswelledrat]

Happy82 said:

To be crudely honest, when I've played finger puppets with the girlfriend, I cannot get the smell out of my fingers for days and I scrub those a lot harder than my genitals

SHe seems like a cracker!
So foul that her stench permeates your pores and is impossible to rid of.
I like my wife a bit more than I did before I read your post.

[ascayman]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I for one welcome our new female overlords!

well someone has to make the tea.

white no sugar please love.

[antspants]

I want to see what's happening but:

"Sorry, there seems to be a problem confirming your registration.

It is not possible to confirm your regstration right now."

And I think they've blocked my one from yesterday.

Probably my own fault, should have gone for slightly more under the radar user names.

[Mikeyboy]

So she cooks dinner for herself and not the DH. Well thats a little selfish, and inefficient or just plain sexist if he has to do it for her too.

Garlic, sort out the problem with new posts. Its making us look bad. We're grown ups.

[y2johnny]

vivalabeaver loves the meat, thats a turn up for the books!

[bullies180]

y2johnny said:

vivalabeaver loves the meat, thats a turn up for the books!

[Dirty Frank]

y2johnny said:

vivalabeaver loves the meat, thats a turn up for the books!

She can fit a lot of meat in her mouth too.

[Happy82]

blindswelledrat said:

Happy82 said:

To be crudely honest, when I've played finger puppets with the girlfriend, I cannot get the smell out of my fingers for days and I scrub those a lot harder than my genitals

SHe seems like a cracker!
So foul that her stench permeates your pores and is impossible to rid of.
I like my wife a bit more than I did before I read your post.

You mean they don't all smell like a KFC bargain bucket?

[y2johnny]

VivaLaBeaver said:

See, I'm not a bad person. I eat meat and have collected so many classic cars over the years as to drive my DH scatty.

I even know one end of a spanner from the other and can change spark plugs, glow plugs, dizzy caps, filters, sort out electrical problems and numerous other mechanical things.

All we need now is a pic!!!!

[Dirty Frank]

y2johnny said:

VivaLaBeaver said:

See, I'm not a bad person. I eat meat and have collected so many classic cars over the years as to drive my DH scatty.

I even know one end of a spanner from the other and can change spark plugs, glow plugs, dizzy caps, filters, sort out electrical problems and numerous other mechanical things.

All we need now is a pic!!!!

Look up TVR1 on the PH mugshot thread.

[y2johnny]

Dirty Frank said:

Look up TVR1 on the PH mugshot thread.

Does he shave "down there" at least?

[escargot]

Just out of interest, there seems to be a lot of talk about a forum invasion and the mumsnet users 'whacking' or beating PHers. How do you actually win a forum invasion? What happened?

[Garlick]

Going
Downhill
Fast


(again).