One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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singlecoil

33,746 posts

247 months

Saturday 21st January 2012
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Mr Roper said:
Smells like a rouse to advertise your business.

Mrs Muttleysnoop

1,412 posts

185 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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License/Licence.

bigandclever

13,810 posts

239 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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Hey SingelCoyl, when are you going to change 'shaker' in your profile to 'Shaker'?

singlecoil

33,746 posts

247 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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bigandclever said:
Hey SingelCoyl, when are you going to change 'shaker' in your profile to 'Shaker'?
Thanks for pointing that out, I'll see to it right away.



bigandclever said:
Strawberry Nesquick


tongue out

bigandclever

13,810 posts

239 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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I just copied that from some other internet dyslecksic's post tongue out

singlecoil

33,746 posts

247 months

Sunday 22nd January 2012
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bigandclever said:
I just copied that from some other internet dyslecksic's post tongue out
Did you really?

El Guapo

2,787 posts

191 months

Monday 23rd January 2012
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ESOG said:
Wow, that is truly the worse I've ever seen!
ESOG said:
I forgot to add that I nominate Saab as having some of the worse interiors among cars of that class/price.

singlecoil

33,746 posts

247 months

Tuesday 24th January 2012
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Willy Nilly said:
Tin Pot Local Radio. Pacificly Heart FM.

Muncle Trogg

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940 posts

159 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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richie barry said:
im looking forward too whatching this especial if platos driving...

TonyRPH

12,977 posts

169 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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spats said:
Did you get lane deparchure warning? great fun when bored driving down the motorway.

littleredrooster

5,541 posts

197 months

Wednesday 25th January 2012
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bikerboyzx12r said:
Hi i have just brought a 2.0 diesel vectra but have found out it has no turbo on it only a low preshore one can i change this for a high preshore one
Dear oh dear. Where did he bring it from? The preshore of life...

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

231 months

Thursday 26th January 2012
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Georgelondon said:
I was tonight traveling back home driving my car from Acton I got on the carriage way (A40) to westminster central London, so I drove in the middle line of the A40 at night and I was followed by marked police car all the way to baker street. I drove in the middle line All the way after i turned into baker street I was flashed to stop so I did. I come out talking to the officer what's wrong Sir He relpaid do u hold driving license so I told him yes have it for 11 years now he said I can't beleive I asked why Sir he asked which lane should u use on carriage way of three lane to my knowledge please keep on the left and right lane for overtaking only I replied so he said because you were driving in the middle lane on the A40 I'm going to give you fine it's an offence to drive in the middle lane if the left is clear so I replied I have no knowledge of it and I see every body driving and I would like to appeal it as I feel it unfair so he said well you will loose your license if you go to court for appeal I said I will go to court I don't think highway codes say its offence so he asked the other officer to examine the car (tyres,handbrake .....) and told me to stand a side while he write my ticket and check my insurance and driving license 5 minutes the officer finished examine the car and went to the officer who was checking my license a minute later the officer came out of the car telling me he have to answer emergency call and I was lucky that he was called for despatch giving me my license back and drove off speeding with blue light and without issuing me a penalty notice ANY BODY HERE PLEASE CAN REPLAY IF THE OFFICER HAD THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME PENALTY FOR DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE LANE OF CARRIAGE WAY Thank you
Where do you start?

Muncle Trogg

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940 posts

159 months

Thursday 26th January 2012
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Georgelondon said:
I was tonight traveling back home driving my car from Acton I got on the carriage way (A40) to westminster central London, so I drove in the middle line of the A40 at night and I was followed by marked police car all the way to baker street. I drove in the middle line All the way after i turned into baker street I was flashed to stop so I did. I come out talking to the officer what's wrong Sir He relpaid do u hold driving license so I told him yes have it for 11 years now he said I can't beleive I asked why Sir he asked which lane should u use on carriage way of three lane to my knowledge please keep on the left and right lane for overtaking only I replied so he said because you were driving in the middle lane on the A40 I'm going to give you fine it's an offence to drive in the middle lane if the left is clear so I replied I have no knowledge of it and I see every body driving and I would like to appeal it as I feel it unfair so he said well you will loose your license if you go to court for appeal I said I will go to court I don't think highway codes say its offence so he asked the other officer to examine the car (tyres,handbrake .....) and told me to stand a side while he write my ticket and check my insurance and driving license 5 minutes the officer finished examine the car and went to the officer who was checking my license a minute later the officer came out of the car telling me he have to answer emergency call and I was lucky that he was called for despatch giving me my license back and drove off speeding with blue light and without issuing me a penalty notice ANY BODY HERE PLEASE CAN REPLAY IF THE OFFICER HAD THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME PENALTY FOR DRIVING IN THE MIDDLE LANE OF CARRIAGE WAY Thank you
Where do you start?
My dear lord. I wonder if he actually talks like that in real life, maybe the lack of punctuation has caused oxygen starvation and left some lasting damage!

cal216610

7,839 posts

171 months

Thursday 26th January 2012
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Jesus wept, you can actually visualize him shouting at the end whilst going blue and before he passes out a quiet little thank youand then drops unconscious on the floor.
hehe

singlecoil

33,746 posts

247 months

Thursday 26th January 2012
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"words fail me...good by england"

Thread title on SP&L at the moment. Verbatim.

I could post this on the annoyance thread too, seeing as it's a teaser title.

PoleDriver

28,649 posts

195 months

Thursday 26th January 2012
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My Hotel has Canter-loop melon on their menu! Luckily I had a pen with me and have corrected it and put a "0/10, see me after dinner" message at the bottom! smile

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Thursday 26th January 2012
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PoleDriver said:
My Hotel has Canter-loop melon on their menu! Luckily I had a pen with me and have corrected it and put a "0/10, see me after dinner" message at the bottom! smile
The capital 'H'?

singlecoil

33,746 posts

247 months

Friday 27th January 2012
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carlosbutler said:
waisting everyones time

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Friday 27th January 2012
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GSP said:
They do a fuull on set for the horse to wear as wel.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Friday 27th January 2012
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This is the patois on the 'E46 M3 Virgin' thread.BMW drivers eh? Strictly speaking the second quote should be in 'apostrophe' but it works so much better in context I feel.

e46m3c said:
dog. if u handy with the spanners it could be good tho.
and in answer:

Nedzilla said:
Id go for something else if thats all your looking to spend.
Edited by goldblum on Friday 27th January 16:26