One for the spelling police

[whoami]

jshell said:

Are you on Omaprazole to counter the effects of the Naproxen on your stomache?

[Magic919]

HappyBoxster said:

I did request a Porsche but they had none in stock and to be fair, the place was looking pretty baron compared to my previous visits.

[ATTAK Z]

M4CK 1 said:

It's not we're going start a bully thread against you two but what you're saying really is obsurd and its not just a Ph point of view. Racing drivers the Mercedes team have all come out against Nico' s actions.

..... stuff ..... I know think that Hamilton may of had a point.

[whoami]

Snowboy said:

Then I appolgise to the cop and promise not to block him in again if he promises to not park in my spaces again.

[marshalla]

Vipers said:

AlexRS2782 said:

Copied over from the Real Good plates thread - courtesy of P4ROT:

What are the white hatchlings for?

Interrupted line so you can drive into it, not a cycle lane, so what is it for.

[singlecoil]

Renovation said:

Try somewhere discrete first but I went over a similar looking table with turps to remove grime then a coat of linseed oil

Transformed it.

[whoami]

scz4 said:

Would we get our own international dialing code replacing +44?

I'm sure this is the type of practical information that was answereded in the white paper lol

Edited by scz4 on Wednesday 27th August 17:52

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TVR1 said:

Besides. By the looks of things, the first lot of UK allocation is already sold out, so it's a mute point anyway.

Edited by TVR1 on Tuesday 26th August 23:27

[marshalla]

philv said:

One of the few thinks i spat out straight away.

Repulsive - like eating old sweaty shoes.

[tobinen]

EXKAY120 said:

I was in Wickes DIY yesterday buying some bits & pieces, paint, mastic sandpaper ect, took the things up to the girl on the counter, well, she had the personality of a flee, and did`nt know what please or thankyou meant ! anyway, she put the things through the checkout, and then asked me for my name & postcode, i told her that i`d only just moved in to the house and had forgotten the postcode, to which she replied, "well i cant serve you then,i need your name and adress" i was gobsmacked ! is this a requirement, are we required by law to give these guys our names and adresses ? after all we dont have to do this when we go and buy food from Sainsburys or Waitrose do we ?

Edited by tobinen on Friday 29th August 10:28

[marshalla]

robinessex said:

The RSPCA might not approove.

[marshalla]

Miguel Alvarez said:

This +1

I was always told the man should compliment the woman so whatever colour she is wearing you wear a plain suit, white shirt with a tie to match her.

Back to that suit/combo. Nothing particuarly wrong with it. Nothing particuarly right with it. If I had to wear it I'd go sans tie.

[Eric Mc]

MartG said:

That's more a reflection on modern teaching than a reflection on the internet.

[tobinen]

lyricalgangster said:

While on a night out in London, my friends and I ended up at a small, intimate kind of establishment in soho, where Pamola Faith was holding her party to celebrate the release of her new single.

[yellowjack]

tobinen said:

lyricalgangster said:

While on a night out in London, my friends and I ended up at a small, intimate kind of establishment in soho, where Pamola Faith was holding her party to celebrate the release of her new single.

That's not a spelling mistake!

He's referring to Pamola Faith, the less well known female vocalist who performs as a tribute act to the rather more famous Paloma Faith

[singlecoil]

JENKO said:

Bad luck for getting caught in the first instance, if you are lucky then 6 points, if you are unlucky then up to 56 days ban, I have just been banned for exceeding the speed limit in a national speed limit, i wont bore you with the details except to say that i pleaded guilty to 101mph, My council argued a very good hardship case but they still banned me, i even had a clean driving license, you wont really know which way it goes until the day you are in court, or in my case the day my barrister was in court! good luck.

[Digger]

singlecoil said:

Somewhat after my time, then, so we wouldn't have met. Actually I managed to avoid playing rugby by the simple sratagem of lending my unusually large boots to one of the senior cup team's star players. He went on to captain Ireland.

Somebody's spell-checker needs repairing.

[singlecoil]

Digger said:

Apologies if this has been covered elsewhere but just posted and do not have the option to edit the post! Has something gone screwey?

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el stovey said:

Added to that, they are stuck in an aircraft, where they have little controll over anything, except possibly how far their and the seat infront, reclines.

[Digger]

singlecoil said:

Solved, external soundcard was diabled (I don't remember doing that but maybe I did) and it was set to not show disabled devices.

Just need to get Audacity to record what's playing through it now.

The ironic wording raised a smile.