One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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singlecoil

33,628 posts

246 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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I think you need the "One for the typo police thread".

This thread is for screwey (sic) spelling smile

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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singlecoil said:
I think you need the "One for the typo police thread".

This thread is for screwey (sic) spelling smile
I aggrie. This thred ort to be for aweful speeling, not situashuns were its obvius tht the posta haz jst mised out a leterr, or simplie struk a neyboring quay on the quaybord and feyld to proove reed the psot be for submmiting it.



Is that 'screwey' enough... getmecoat

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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Xtriple129 said:
Then I made the mistake of going out with a Police sargeants daughter.

Digger

14,687 posts

191 months

Saturday 30th August 2014
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singlecoil said:
I think you need the "One for the typo police thread".
Linkey please. Apparently it exists.

Plenty of typos quoted on this hear thread.


whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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Tannedbaldhead said:
I always thought people who have been sacked for some form of misconduct must be workplace hooligans, crass incompitants, sexual predators or crooks.

Jaldi

1,195 posts

235 months

Sunday 31st August 2014
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John D. said:
I had to deploy this technique against one particularly irritating women in Italy waiting for a cable car. She was literally up my arse like this was the last cable car off the mountain for the next month.

tobinen

9,229 posts

145 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Grumfutock said:
Personally I am glad because we wouldn't of stood a chance!

AlexRS2782

8,050 posts

213 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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An unfortunate typo I'm sure, but it made me hehe

Pit Pony said:
The other week, I came down with him from home (Merseyside) to share the driving (as he's not much motorway experience) and stayed the night with him, before getting PUBIC transport to the place I'm contracting at in Hemel.

onyx39

11,123 posts

150 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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mcgandalf said:
As the HGV in front went under the gantry I could finally see that it read...20 mph!! I had maybe 2 seconds to brake to >20, if I could.

singlecoil

33,628 posts

246 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Rude-boy said:
Wrong side of the boarder for me so I will take my own advice and keep mum. That said I am also in the "I can't see how the debt can be multi generational" camp!

ATTAK Z

11,060 posts

189 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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CampDavid said:
Well done. Love the interior on them, has to be a light shade though.

Black is way to somber wink

singlecoil

33,628 posts

246 months

Friday 5th September 2014
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mph1977 said:
along with the McCanns as an example of how the populous believes that if you have means you should beyond reproach ...

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Friday 5th September 2014
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cossy400 said:
What car drivers don't realise is that unless you flash us out, weather dependant it can be hard to judge exactly where you are in relation to where the end of our trailers are. (after all you are 45+ ft away)

So it may seem like were pulling out on you but ignorance is bliss and pulling the leaver to flash us out must be a lot of hard work............ picking your arm up etc....

As ive said before nothing will change were still the scum of the earth holding working people up getting to work etc. (as were just out for a leisurely drive and have no where to be etc) (booking times blah blah)

But what none of you realise is with out us your shops shelves would be empty/garages would have no fuel blah blah blah the lists endless.

singlecoil

33,628 posts

246 months

Friday 5th September 2014
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photosnob said:
Notice how they never just take cars when no one is in. You only see on the show them work when people engage with them and dig a whole. Laugh, close the door and lock it and they are as useful as as a chocolate teapot.

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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mph1977 said:
it isn't 'the tax-payer' as portrayed by some , usually using the same fallacious arguements as those who object to being prevented from using school playing fields for their dogs to st all over ' it;s public land ...'


that's a contractural matter - in many places it's considerably higher for 'staff' than it is for the hourly paid scum ...

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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Digger said:
Plenty of typos quoted on this hear thread.

226bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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Mastodon2 said:
"It's got mountains of torgue!", "I get pushed back in my seat by the torgue" etc.

226bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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LukeR94 said:
English isn't my strongpoint unfortunatly. hehe
No Sir it isn't.

Digger

14,687 posts

191 months

Saturday 6th September 2014
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Evoluzione said:
Digger said:
Plenty of typos quoted on this hear thread.
Deliberate I'm afraid. smile

Sorry.