One for the spelling police

[singlecoil]

croyde said:

The daft thing is, it's not even the original crossing that the Beetles used. It was moved along up the road.

[jamesson]

Bill said:

I've just tracked down the draft on the off side, I thought it was the door seals but a bit of window seal has broken off (or it's dropped down). Fixed with duck tape for the moment.

[226bhp]

singlecoil said:

croyde said:

The daft thing is, it's not even the original crossing that the Beetles used. It was moved along up the road.

heebeegeetee said:

He even has info on the VW Beatle in the shot too.

A bit slow today SC.

[singlecoil]

Sticks. said:

Yes, wreckless action of the pedestrian, but not unique.

[marshalla]

Vipers said:

'This one is set in the early 60's.

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Lorry driver pulls into the greasy spoon on the A1 for his breakfast.

Three rockers park their bikes outside and walk in as well.

Seeing the lorry driver eating his breakfast, one walks over, and takes a sausage off his plate.

The driver says nothing, carrys on eating.

Another rocker walks over, picks up his toast, dunks it in his tea and walks off.

The driver says nothing, carrys on eating whats left of his breakfast.

The third rocker walks over, picks up his bacon and walks off.

The lorry driver gets up, goes up to the till. Pays his bill and leaves.

One rocker says to the proprieter "Did you see that, not much of a man was he"

Priopriter says "Not much of a driver either"

Rocker says "Why do you say that"

Propriter says "He just backed over three bikes"

[marshalla]

steveo3002 said:

i was thinking rome coleseum maybe

[Eric Mc]

226bhp said:

singlecoil said:

croyde said:

The daft thing is, it's not even the original crossing that the Beetles used. It was moved along up the road.

heebeegeetee said:

He even has info on the VW Beatle in the shot too.

A bit slow today SC.

One of the names of John Lennon's early groups was The Silver Beetles.

[marshalla]

steveo3002 said:

what place on earth has seen the most visitors sinse the year dot ?

[whoami]

FredClogs said:

It's pretty accurate - it wasn't written by people who have been too university,

[marshalla]

shielsy said:

i'm assuming the bats she is holding already have knifes in them... not quite sure how the pineapple bit works though

[singlecoil]

There isn't a thread for malapropisms, so this will have to do

OdramaSwimLaden said:

Safe is a relative thought for someone like this. She would have been safe for that moment but I find her actions so incredulous I'd wager she wasn't going to be safe for long.

[whoami]

Tyre Tread said:

Our loacl idioit is the dental receptionist:

[marshalla]

firesafetydave said:

Also to wet the appetite, you could come out for a ride with me in my 520 bhp delimited C63 - great fun, makes a nice noise too !!

[yellowjack]

CRA1G said:

Yes,with out dout..... Better than money in the bank......

[goldblum]

Something that needs airing but has no rightful home:

moustachebandit said:

The word barn find!

[whoami]

ZOLLAR said:

Similar to you calling me stupid from behind you're keyboard.

[singlecoil]

whoami said:

ZOLLAR said:

Similar to you calling me stupid from behind you're keyboard.

I bloody love the ironic ones

[whoami]

kinky said:

Bandwidth wasteage and the fact that I've just wasted 5 minutes reading such drivel

[Digger]

singlecoil said:

whoami said:

ZOLLAR said:

Similar to you calling me stupid from behind you're keyboard.

I bloody love the ironic ones

singlecoil said:

hidetheelephants said:

What noise do they make?

Similar to the Red Kite. You can here it at the start of this video as the Buzzard responds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TU_9TSIKEo

LOLZ

[goldblum]

Lemonyfresh said:

usually driven by people one step away from a amoeba. CHRIST.