One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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AlexRS2782

8,046 posts

213 months

Tuesday 19th May 2015
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A good selection from 1 thread:

ST 222 said:
My ford focus ST is backs fires at 60 mph and I have done everything to this vehicle (new exhaust, all sensors, ECT)
ST 222 said:
Hi Zad thanks for that but that has all been done. I have had it into ford and they say that there is no faults showing on there computers. The only other thing could be a small hole in the manifold
Fault was on before the new exhaust that is one reason I changed it.
ST 222 said:
I am going to overall the injectors and put on a crankshaft sender. The only other thing I can do is to overall the turbo. Just one last thing I have had the manifold and turbo smoke tested and that was fine

Yes I know I need a new car but my car is like a pet that is ill but I will not have it put down.
ST 222 said:
why my fault manifold no holes
ST 222 said:
es not a good advert for the environment. love It to peace's but my bank account does not

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Tuesday 19th May 2015
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crazycarguy6969 said:
But thats not what the guy said . he said your supposed to go through yellow. your not

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Tuesday 19th May 2015
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Gargamel said:
Antidivluvian

Before the flood

Noah and all that

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Tuesday 19th May 2015
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R_U_LOCAL said:
Courtesy of Radio 2 this morning, so apologies if a repost:

A bloke decides that he would like a caravan to take his family on holiday. He narrows his choice down to two models of caravan but cannot decide which of the two to buy.

He decides to visit his friend in town - a baker who owns a pie shop.

He tells his baker mate "I can't decide between the Corniche and the Pastiche.

The baker says "there's two words I haven't heard in the same sentance since Sean Connory bought his lunch here in 1974".

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Tuesday 19th May 2015
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Cyder said:
One thing I've never understood with web developers is the incessant need to fiddle and invariably make things worse funtionally and aesthetically.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Tuesday 19th May 2015
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crazycarguy6969]rBarry123 said:
From your other entertaining thread...
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well done, are you allways this helpfull or do you just get your kicks fro9m following folk around the internet being all superier?
crazycarguy6969 said:
Your brilliant MrBarry123 i bet you make eye contact with yuorself in the mirror as you thrap one out

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Tuesday 19th May 2015
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That guy could have a spelling thread all to himself!
rolleyes

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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The Livster said:
After 6 weeks of test drives and searching the web for a suitably specked M5/6 a decision has been made

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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CoolHands said:
a trend I've noticed lately to refer to Ferrari as 'rari. Embarassing.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 20th May 2015
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Zedboy1200 said:
Peaks at OP first post through fingers with hand in front of face.... And breaths!

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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tuscandani said:
Was driving for aprox 3 hours on Sunday. The LCD screen went very faint and then the Speed o'metre stops at 10.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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hardcastlephil said:
That appears to have been well untruly covered!

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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The Moose said:
Butter Face said:
It staggers me that anyone would pay £5m for a shiny rock though tbh, just metal ain't it?
Not really mental. It's always likely to have a value (may go up, may go down). The people who buy them won't be spending a huge portion of their net worth...unlike the people who put £30k weddings to keep up with the Jones's on a credit card as they can't afford the cake, let alone the wedding.

Plus big diamonds are great. I love huge diamonds.
(Can we do reading failures here as well, please ? )

AlexRS2782

8,046 posts

213 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Blackwedge said:
Well its differant.......

PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Saturday 23rd May 2015
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mikebradford said:
Your comments are so bias...
Ironically your statement can be seen from a different perspective, and the cyclist you are so keen to defend. The cyclist didnt plan for the so called idiotic child and parents using a pavement!

All your posts smack of a cyclist with an agenda. Rather than someone applying common sense to a scenario with an obvious victim, as well as overwhelming evidance showing the cyclist caused the incident.
Man up , accept that this cyclist was a d*ck.

ATTAK Z

11,002 posts

189 months

Saturday 23rd May 2015
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PoleDriver

28,637 posts

194 months

Sunday 24th May 2015
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frisbee said:
Bloody cyclists, not even mastered the art of boasting about running someone over on twitter yet so we can be unanimous in calling for them to loose their job!

singlecoil

33,602 posts

246 months

Sunday 24th May 2015
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LivingTheDream said:
Best to try it yourself and see what you think. 1 thing to bare in mind though is the tester pots only come in 1 finish. Which doesn't show you the low gloss finish of estate eggshell for instance.

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Sunday 24th May 2015
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hairyben said:
whats thats vaccuous bints claim to fame?

AlexRS2782

8,046 posts

213 months

Sunday 24th May 2015
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Take your pick with this one hehe

simon1987 said:
Any remeber these films/tv shows?

1st is a tv show, end of the world type thing. main charterer looked like a typical lesbian but she wasnt. there was a black guy with a crossbow. and in one episode he is picking a lock and some other guy. think he was an asain sings a song to help him concentrate from memory the song is wonderwall by oasis. It ended with them all getting crucified in an old power station or something.

next one was another tv show aired about the same time. on channel 4 i think about some people forming a band. it was aprox 98-99 because in one bit they are in the studio recording and you can see someone playing the video game gran turismo that came out in 98.

third one is either a film or a tv show. cant remember. But its about druggies and at one point of the female druggies is selling her self for sex in a car with someone and one of her friends is just crying near by, i cant remember if he was suppose to rob the punter and bottled it or what.

last one is a film. some one kidnaps a woman and handcuffs her naked to a sofa/settee. when he comes back she is startled and jumps behind the settee and urinates on the floor.