One for the spelling police

[tobinen]

superlightr said:

Germany will jump in the uboat and button down the hatches and go alone.

[softtop]

tobinen said:

superlightr said:

Germany will jump in the uboat and button down the hatches and go alone.

Buttons alone will make that u-boat sink

[tobinen]

TEKNOPUG said:

Also, she's brother to Giles Coren, who's wife's sister is married to Alexander Armstrong...

[PoleDriver]

[Feirny]

Martin350 said:

I thought of this thread yesterday evening when I drove passed an overweight middle aged man sitting in a bus stop with no top on drinking a can of lager.

[Impasse]

A local woodland is doing a bit of thinning of some of its stock. They stick up laminated pieces of A4 every so often as a type of newsletter for the busybodies (me).

[singlecoil]

Some Gump said:

As an aside - homebase sell this mega gunk that'll sort the green st on your fence. It's whatever they reccomend as pre treatment on their fence stain - it should be in the same isle.

[227bhp]

PositronicRay said:

Vegatable curry

[marshalla]

Bullett said:

x-factor or other talent shows.

Announcer
sponsored by
intro
credits
second intro
previously
coming up
introduce judges
introduce competitors
vt for first competitor
intro for first competitor
sings song/performs act <- the actual content (3minutes)
compares speak
judges speak
coming up next
sponsored by
adverts
sponsored by
previously
next
vt for 2nd competitor
intro for 2nd competitor
sings song/performs act <- the actual content (3minutes)
compares speak
judges speak

repeat for all competitor

I don't think there is more than 15-20 minutes content in 90 minutes of show.

[marshalla]

btcc123 said:

I had a no fault claim when someone reversed into my car at a petrol station when it was stationery and I was not in the car so now my insurance company think I am a bigger risk with higher premiums at renewel time.

[227bhp]

Mr Trophy said:

The hole "swingers" thing to me is abit - odd.

[marshalla]

Lexual said:

Quite often people aren't totally ofay with how artwork should be supplied etc.

[singlecoil]

marshalla said:

Lexual said:

Quite often people aren't totally ofay with how artwork should be supplied etc.

That chap's business includes printing and signs etc.

[whoami]

groucho said:

Cats are pets? That's debateable.

[AlexRS2782]

Kiwi79 said:

I doubt your Hampster will ever be a future tax payer/contributor to society. I could well be wrong though.

[singlecoil]

technodup said:

We won, but I felt she was given too much assistance in putting her case. We now have to go back and claim her for the outstanding balance. As a point of principal, it's only £400.

[whoami]

desolate said:

Good effort though. Pat yourrself on the back.

[marshalla]

grumbledoak said:

There's one like that in West London that I got told off for mentioning a few years ago. Last time, for desert I had another steak.

[whoami]

daemon said:

It doesnt matter if it was intentional or not. They have a legal obligation to tell her, and they didnt. It was discrimination by ommission.

[PoleDriver]

croixdawg said:

Not bothered if i fit in or not! most of the lad's that commented was cool. I was just looking for some advice. Then there is self rightious biggot's like you. You need to get out more fella.