One for the spelling police

[RobinOakapple]

popeyewhite said:

Despite the fact examples such as these from other posters have been quoted on here accompanied by supposedly pithy comments, no-one has mentioned that really, completely obviously, they're as much a 'typo' as your quotes are.

One rule eh?

Not really. The vast majority of what gets posted in this thread are not typos but spelling errors.

It amuses me to see you stalking Whoami but you are going to have some difficulty if you want to catch him making a genuine spelling mistake.

[smn159]

kazste said:

As a negative point for them however a chap had a problem with his bass and the input jack which had been bent, which they put up a decent argument as because the bass had been gigged he may not of done it knowingly but he may of done so or someone else.

[popeyewhite]

RobinOakapple said:

It amuses me to see you stalking Whoami but ..

Some might say It's pretty offensive posting people's errors and gloating over them. Take a look at your own behaviour before criticising mine.

RobinOakapple said:

you are going to have some difficulty if you want to catch him making a genuine spelling mistake.

It's only certain kinds of spelling mistakes now is it?
Anyway, I'll formally accept the challenge. There..

whoami said:

Both of the Aston's I have had suffered from horrendous paint preperation which had to be corrected ... .

..that didn't take long.

[marshalla]

Vipers said:

Always check the price per gram, or what it is in, sometimes, two smaller ones are cheaper than one big one.

Bought 4 cans of Sphagetti in Sainsburys today, 50p each, a box of 4 wrapped up in celephane was £2.50.

Exactly same size.

[AlexRS2782]

helix402 said:

Brake in by tried and tested brake in methods or power up the car by attaching jump leads to no plate light connections.

[jamesson]

roseytvr said:

Just two o'rings seezed on the tank neck needed prizing out. Knackered it getting it out but at £2.99 whose bothered

[Magic919]

weebaws said:

Route cause turned out to be a cracked cylinder head.

[ATTAK Z]

Mojocvh said:

Great read

As a fwd afficiento stepping into a short geared Sylva mojo was a bit of a shock to say the least!

[marshalla]

Kaj91 said:

This thread, like all of the "jokes", is well passed its sell by date. Could one of the mods do the decent thing and put it out of its misery.

RIP The Sean Connery Joke Thread.

[marshalla]

CaptainSlow said:

1890's :- Delorian
1900's :- Delorian
1910's :- Delorian
1920's :- Delorian
1930's :- Delorian
1940's :- Delorian
1950's :- Delorian
1960's :- Delorian
1970's :- Delorian
1980's :- Delorian
1990's :- Delorian
2000's :- Delorian
2010's :- Delorian

[rohrl]

powerstroke said:

...there will be opportunitys for people in bussiness...

[marshalla]

wseed said:

Sounds to me like they've discovered that they that there device can be hacked by changing the hardware and this is a knee jerk change in order to protect the customers and their reputation.

[marshalla]

DanielSan said:

With a bit of searching you can find the small in dependants who don't have quite such a ridiculous mark up, or if you search really hard even find the odd one man band who makes stuff to sell on to ships and buy directly from him.

[SlimJim16v]

"What tyres do they put on they're own vans?"

[marshalla]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I'm not surprised that the whole "average" concept is lost on the general populous.

[Einion Yrth]

cirian75 said:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35533248

No proper info yet but what a grizzly way to go

No proper info: I think we can probably rule out bears though.

[marshalla]

mk4gtiturbo said:

Is the shell of the doner being reused? if not could you cut around the mounts to avoid directly cutting the cage?

[ATTAK Z]

rambo19 said:

I would of let a tyre down.

[AlexRS2782]

t400ble said:

Easiest car in the world to get in and steel.

Devil2575 said:

Yes but you're dogs taxes aren't going to be paying for my pension when I retire

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Wednesday 10th February 21:58

[RobinOakapple]

veevee said:

Menu needs an overhall, it's alright for kids, but not much more than a snack for grown ups.