One for the spelling police

[Osinjak]

Green1man said:

Luckerly in my case the case was so clear cut...

[jingars]

Penelope Stopit said:

Whichever tool you decide to use be sure to have a backup of your music, the majority of the levelling tools should be reversible, just in case their not....

[Osinjak]

saaby93 said:

Its like being offered a pristene painting of the cistene chapel with a few extra gods apostles and some camels

[SlimJim16v]

J4CKO said:

In the Golf R end of Lease thread a poster called Q Car recounted his tail of his R being stolen and used for criminal purposes.

[Magic919]

JumboBeef said:

Driver wondered on a slight left hand bend, ie: went straight on for no reason.

[ATTAK Z]

alfie2244 said:

You and him are like 2 peas in a pod then

[Digger]

Osinjak said:

As above really. Seriously thinking of a used Macan S but don't want a diesel however reading the reviews it seems to suggest there's little in it in terms of performance and less for the petrol in terms of economy. However, I'm not interested in economy and whilst diesels are fine for what they are they are a little soulless hence going back to a petrol (currently own a 335d Touring). I'd like to hear the engine growl and have a nice burble from the exhaust for a change. I'm reasonably familiar with the brand having owned a Boxster many years ago but I'd be interested in anyone's ownership experiences of the petrol S? (I've got 24 hrs with a diesel S on Thurs but my local OPC doesn't have a petrol demonstrater).

You can have the last werd.

[Osinjak]

Yeah yeah! You plum.

[whoami]

andyjo1982 said:

She wears this fleecy cardican/coat type thing, and it wreaks.

[talksthetorque]

matchmaker said:

talksthetorque said:

@ least you didn't use an ampersat.

I made it in to the topic!
But incorrectly.
Used in the telegraph in 1996 ( dubious source I know)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At_sign

And Urban Dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Amp...

Both bastions of literary integrity.

[SlimJim16v]

PHMatt said:

Same one I mentioned - It was like they'd thrown a reality TV show in there too with all the cutaways of the two bell ends that were doing the work gurning at the camera and talking in "lamens" terms about what they were doing. (most of which they didn't do)

He's even added quotation marks to it for us.

[randlemarcus]

hairyben said:

Its certainaly a good example of where femenism liskes to have its cake and eat it, drawing from both pre and post equality ideals whatever and whenever it suits with an entitlement and no sense of the hypocrasy.

[227bhp]

hairyben said:

The joints shouldnt put off anyone with the feintest idea what theyre doing. Its bread and butter stuff for a chippie.

[whoami]

ClaphamGT3 said:

despite being impressively well healed, that particular brother happens to be an utter, utter cock-socket who traded Lady Fiona in for a younger model about six years later

[Osinjak]

ToothbrushMan said:

yeah ok i can see the funny side to this but whilst it might be quick its not very nice is it. in fact its a bag of nails. im all for a sleeper but if i owned one id want it to at least look ok and be comfortable inside. this renorts on its last legs in those departments.

Renault, apparently.

[227bhp]

Yex 450 said:

I have never felt prices were excessive but I don't tend to drink when away as SWMBO is tea total.

[Osinjak]

crankedup said:

Just as well for the two idiots dressed in lycra peddeling through red lights without a care in the world.

[227bhp]

BoRED S2upid said:

I thought the result the old man got was superb the whole concept was very good very often when converting something so large the end result looks rrdiculous with massive rooms. This had big rooms but not stupidly big. Buying a dozen plastic plants for the atrium bit just to please the film crew looked rediculous they could have done so much more with that bit I'd have put a tennis court in there!

Oh and it's neighbour with a U not neighbor ffs!

[MikeT66]

MarshPhantom said:

Seems to a fairly widespread belief that your at your smartest before your 30...

[jingars]

loose cannon said:

Most will be leased no dought that's why people can afford such expensive cars