One for the spelling police

One for the spelling police

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whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Monday 18th July 2016
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singlecoil said:
whoami said:
Mandalore said:
We have only had a 'BREXIT vote' to use the correct Monica , thus far.

Edited by Mandalore on Monday 18th July 06:59
As homophones go (and they go a lot on PH), that's a good one.
It certainly made me chuckle.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Tuesday 19th July 2016
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Krikkit said:
Not sure if it's worth the hassle over £100. Will sewing ill-will put you first on the chopping board come review time?

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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Starfighter said:
I thought cats were supposed to be self-cleaning. I feel the pain though, I had to de-sead the dog at the weekend.

Magic919

14,126 posts

201 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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scubadude said:
Also there are plenty of cars that are faster than the F1 and have huge power, but power goes up much quicker than the top speed you want to achieve, to be "alittle" faster than the F1 you don't need 610 or 630bhp you need 700-750, to be alot faster you need 900-1100bhp all because of drag.

tobinen

9,222 posts

145 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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Dave Hedgehog said:
that your a fool

singlecoil

33,575 posts

246 months

Wednesday 20th July 2016
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tobinen said:
Dave Hedgehog said:
that your a fool
I love the ironic ones.

227bhp

10,203 posts

128 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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carreauchompeur said:
Ive done a whole E36 M3 with one of The Renovó bottles and with a fair bit left so 2 small rooves should be fine.

ATTAK Z

10,988 posts

189 months

Thursday 21st July 2016
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Fastpedeller said:
strikes me as the latest "double glazing" or "wall coating" earner. A gravel drive has so many plusses - only negative is you take some with you each time you drive away, but on the whole a gravel is easily repairable (just redistribute the stones, or add more) won't hold oil staines etc etc.
must come from Surrey smile

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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AJB88 said:
Morale of the story back up often.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Welshbeef said:
For a reunited Ireland it's simple boader wise as it will be the whole of Ireland.
For Scotland then a hard boarder would have to be setup - and given 85% of its GDP comes from rauK that's a massive barrier let alone any tariffs the UK and EU would land upon.

rohrl

8,733 posts

145 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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Pesty said:
So they knew for a fact it was a truck are they clear voyant. Forgot Charles demeneziz...

jingars

1,093 posts

240 months

Friday 22nd July 2016
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gun12b said:
its getting longer the crack. does a claim on windscreen excess of £75, effect my no claims bonus ? not protected !!

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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AWRacing said:
remind your mate to take someone competant with them next time

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Saturday 23rd July 2016
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TVR1 said:
The day before the hearing, you will receive a letter from parking eye/local authority confirming that they won't persue the case any further.

Day in day at from Hounslow.

PoleDriver

28,636 posts

194 months

Sunday 24th July 2016
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s3fella said:
Can I get a cheeseburger, and eggburger and a cheese toastie, please?

PoleDriver

28,636 posts

194 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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cookmysock said:
To you Benz lady, I hope the fleas of a thousand camels invest your lady bits.

singlecoil

33,575 posts

246 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Retroman said:
The guy is an idiot.

Try's to teach kids to follow rules by breaking laws.

Magic919

14,126 posts

201 months

Monday 25th July 2016
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Prizam said:
I am in a small ish house currently valued around 400k. VERY disable area,

singlecoil

33,575 posts

246 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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lickatysplit said:
reading broadsheets.
Owning a pear of tan russell and bromley brogues

PoleDriver

28,636 posts

194 months

Tuesday 26th July 2016
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