Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)

Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)

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PoleDriver

28,647 posts

195 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."

grouchysmurf

38,831 posts

188 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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PoleDriver said:
For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
hehe

Laurel Green

30,781 posts

233 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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PoleDriver said:
For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
Irrefutable indeed. hehe

andyjo1982

4,960 posts

211 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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that'll be on the 'book later... hehe

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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I'm really proud of my 18 year old daughter. She's finally got herself a job working at a Station. Although I'm not sure I've heard of a town called 'Babe'.

LordHaveMurci

12,045 posts

170 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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Some fker sent me this:

g
a b
n



It's bang out of order.

Jasandjules

69,931 posts

230 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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LordHaveMurci said:
Some fker sent me this:

g
a b
n



It's bang out of order.
I bet he watched DAVE last night then.........

TheEnd

15,370 posts

189 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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Ayahuasca said:
PHmember said:
Thom987 said:
Jon C said:
My friend thinks he is an island off the coast of Italy. I told him not to be so silly.
I think someone is mixing Sicily up with the Isles of Scilly.
Sicily would work as long as you've got a st-stutter. Niche market mind....
Works in a midlands accent too.

Not to be s'silly.
You know, there's an easy way to fix this joke, and that is to change it to an island off Cornwall.

It's still not funny, but helps about having to include stutters or accents for it to work.

JonRB

74,614 posts

273 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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LordHaveMurci said:
Some fker sent me this:

g
a b
n



It's bang out of order.
I had gesg on toast for lunch the other day.

Don1

15,951 posts

209 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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Scrambled then.

JonRB

74,614 posts

273 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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Don1 said:
Scrambled then.
Yup. thumbup

Don1

15,951 posts

209 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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biggrin

Jasandjules

69,931 posts

230 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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I'm not saying the OH is fat, but the other day she was gloating that she didn't seem fat compared to those ladies, I didn't have the heart to tell her it was the ante natal class........

Jon C

3,214 posts

248 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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TheEnd said:
Ayahuasca said:
PHmember said:
Thom987 said:
Jon C said:
My friend thinks he is an island off the coast of Italy. I told him not to be so silly.
I think someone is mixing Sicily up with the Isles of Scilly.
Sicily would work as long as you've got a st-stutter. Niche market mind....
Works in a midlands accent too.

Not to be s'silly.
You know, there's an easy way to fix this joke, and that is to change it to an island off Cornwall.

It's still not funny, but helps about having to include stutters or accents for it to work.
Oh for fks sake.

It's Sicilly. Si-silly?

Jokes are like fluffy little kittens. If you disect them too much, they stop working...

antspants

2,402 posts

176 months

Friday 25th November 2011
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Regurgitating Jimmy Carr tonight but...


Say what you want about the Make A Wish foundation,

But they know how to work to a deadline.

McAndy

12,486 posts

178 months

Saturday 26th November 2011
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Jon C said:
Oh for fks sake.

It's Sicilly. Si-silly?

Jokes are like fluffy little kittens. If you disect them too much, they stop working...
laugh

StuartMcKay

1,138 posts

223 months

Saturday 26th November 2011
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Put a massive load in the dishwasher last night.

As usual, she spat it out......

roadwolf

180 posts

157 months

Saturday 26th November 2011
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What do you call a rabbit with a deformed penis?

fks funny.

JonRB

74,614 posts

273 months

Saturday 26th November 2011
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Jon C said:
Jokes are like fluffy little kittens. If you disect them too much, they stop working...
hehe

driverrob

4,692 posts

204 months

Saturday 26th November 2011
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I got myself one of those anti bullying wrist bands today............ I stole it off a fat ginger bd with glasses.

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