Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)
Discussion
For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
PoleDriver said:
For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
PoleDriver said:
For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bks, or giving birth.
So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
Irrefutable indeed. So how can we reach an answer?
Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will often say, "Let's have another baby."
But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... kick me in the bks again."
Ayahuasca said:
PHmember said:
Thom987 said:
Jon C said:
My friend thinks he is an island off the coast of Italy. I told him not to be so silly.
I think someone is mixing Sicily up with the Isles of Scilly.Not to be s'silly.
It's still not funny, but helps about having to include stutters or accents for it to work.
TheEnd said:
Ayahuasca said:
PHmember said:
Thom987 said:
Jon C said:
My friend thinks he is an island off the coast of Italy. I told him not to be so silly.
I think someone is mixing Sicily up with the Isles of Scilly.Not to be s'silly.
It's still not funny, but helps about having to include stutters or accents for it to work.
It's Sicilly. Si-silly?
Jokes are like fluffy little kittens. If you disect them too much, they stop working...
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