Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)
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Well Volume 6 is now here, so to start it off.....
Three guys walk into a bar.
The first guy says, "I've got the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy, "I've got the smallest head in the world."
...
The third guy, "I've got the smallest penis in the world."
So the three guys go to the Guinness World Records.
The first guy comes back and says, "I really do have the smallest arm in the world!"
The second guy comes back and says, "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world!"
The third guy comes back angry and shouts, "WHO THE fk IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"
Three guys walk into a bar.
The first guy says, "I've got the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy, "I've got the smallest head in the world."
...
The third guy, "I've got the smallest penis in the world."
So the three guys go to the Guinness World Records.
The first guy comes back and says, "I really do have the smallest arm in the world!"
The second guy comes back and says, "Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world!"
The third guy comes back angry and shouts, "WHO THE fk IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!"
A bloke walks into a pub and orders a pint of Whitbread, before nipping to the gents'.
The barmaid places his pint on the bar, and out of nowhere a muscular black woman appears, hops up onto a bar stool, straddles his glass and trumps right into the ale.
The bloke returns from the toilet, picks up his pint, goes to take a sip and immediately wretches and heaves.
He looks around, wiping his mouth and spots the athletic black woman looking guilty at the other end of the bar.
"Oi," he shouts angrily, "You fart in my Whitbread?!"
"No," she replies, "I'm Tessa Sanderson."
The barmaid places his pint on the bar, and out of nowhere a muscular black woman appears, hops up onto a bar stool, straddles his glass and trumps right into the ale.
The bloke returns from the toilet, picks up his pint, goes to take a sip and immediately wretches and heaves.
He looks around, wiping his mouth and spots the athletic black woman looking guilty at the other end of the bar.
"Oi," he shouts angrily, "You fart in my Whitbread?!"
"No," she replies, "I'm Tessa Sanderson."
SC7 said:
A bloke walks into a pub and orders a pint of Whitbread, before nipping to the gents'.
The barmaid places his pint on the bar, and out of nowhere a muscular black woman appears, hops up onto a bar stool, straddles his glass and trumps right into the ale.
The bloke returns from the toilet, picks up his pint, goes to take a sip and immediately wretches and heaves.
He looks around, wiping his mouth and spots the athletic black woman looking guilty at the other end of the bar.
"Oi," he shouts angrily, "You fart in my Whitbread?!"
"No," she replies, "I'm Tessa Sanderson."
The barmaid places his pint on the bar, and out of nowhere a muscular black woman appears, hops up onto a bar stool, straddles his glass and trumps right into the ale.
The bloke returns from the toilet, picks up his pint, goes to take a sip and immediately wretches and heaves.
He looks around, wiping his mouth and spots the athletic black woman looking guilty at the other end of the bar.
"Oi," he shouts angrily, "You fart in my Whitbread?!"
"No," she replies, "I'm Tessa Sanderson."
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