Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)
Discussion
Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Nicked that for my Facebook and a long geeky thread ensued about whether an unmeasurabley small amount less than 1/1000th of a gram was equivalent to zero. We concluded that that a more accurate version of the joke is:"I had a weird dream last night where I weighed an infinitesimal amount. I was like, 0mg!"
(Still love the joke though. Thanks for posting it!)
JonRB said:
Caruso said:
I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
Nicked that for my Facebook and a long geeky thread ensued about whether an infinitesimal amount less than 1/1000th of a gram was near to zero. We've concluded that that a more accurate version of the joke is:"I had a weird dream last night where I weighed an infinitesimal amount. I was like, 0mg!"
(Still love the joke though. Thanks for posting it!)
My wife came down and caught me on the computer late last night. I could tell straight away she wasnt pleased.... "errr I'm just looking for cheap flights!" I told her. Well she soon changed her tune, she told me she loved me, unzipped my pants and gave me a nosh right there and then.
I didn't even realise she liked darts.
I didn't even realise she liked darts.
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