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ZOLLAR
16,234 posts
42 months
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Caruso said: I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! Took me a second but 
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JonRB
39,540 posts
141 months
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Caruso said: I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! 
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snowy slopes
27,616 posts
56 months
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Caruso said: I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! 
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mattyn1
1,292 posts
24 months
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ZOLLAR said: Caruso said: I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! Took me a second but Why am i genuinely laughing?
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Ali2202
2,741 posts
73 months
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LilPeteMordino
368 posts
59 months
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Caruso said: I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! That has been stolen for facebook. Might rival the 0K joke aswell! (I'm a bit of a geek.)
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Lord Pikey
2,912 posts
84 months
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Movember is almost over.
I am really starting to dread Fannuary approaching.
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LordGrover
18,654 posts
81 months
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mattdaniels
5,116 posts
151 months
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JonRB said: Jonboy_t said: The first rule of thesaurus club is you do not talk about, converse, discuss, chat or mention thesaurus club. Immediately stolen for Facebook. +1
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roadwolf
180 posts
25 months
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Lord  said: Movember is almost over.
I am really starting to dread Fannuary approaching. 
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JonRB
39,540 posts
141 months
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Caruso said: I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! Nicked that for my Facebook and a long geeky thread ensued about whether an unmeasurabley small amount less than 1/1000th of a gram was equivalent to zero. We concluded that that a more accurate version of the joke is: "I had a weird dream last night where I weighed an infinitesimal amount. I was like, 0mg!"  (Still love the joke though. Thanks for posting it!)
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snowy slopes
27,616 posts
56 months
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JonRB said: Caruso said: I had a weird dream that I weighed infinitesimally less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg! Nicked that for my Facebook and a long geeky thread ensued about whether an infinitesimal amount less than 1/1000th of a gram was near to zero. We've concluded that that a more accurate version of the joke is: "I had a weird dream last night where I weighed an infinitesimal amount. I was like, 0mg!" (Still love the joke though. Thanks for posting it!) Jebus Jon, way to got to make a joke boring already
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vixen1700
6,467 posts
139 months
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My wife came down and caught me on the computer late last night. I could tell straight away she wasnt pleased.... "errr I'm just looking for cheap flights!" I told her. Well she soon changed her tune, she told me she loved me, unzipped my pants and gave me a nosh right there and then.
I didn't even realise she liked darts.
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JonRB
39,540 posts
141 months
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snowy slopes said: Jebus Jon, way to got to make a joke boring already 
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snowy slopes
27,616 posts
56 months
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JonRB said: snowy slopes said: Jebus Jon, way to got to make a joke boring already
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Jonboy_t
2,538 posts
52 months
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Patient - 'Doctor, doctor, please help me, I've hurt my cock in a surfing accident.'
Doctor - 'What happened?! Did you fall off your board?'
Patient - 'No, the wife walked in and I slammed the laptop shut too quickly'.
buddum-tsh!
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poj
732 posts
57 months
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"what ring tone do you have?" asked my wife
"light brown" apparently wasnt the answer she was expecting.
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DRCAGE
185 posts
34 months
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Have you heard the joke about the magic tractor?... It went down the road and turned into a field.
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PoleDriver
20,230 posts
63 months
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DRCAGE said: Have you heard the joke about the magic tractor?...  Many times!
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JonRB
39,540 posts
141 months
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PoleDriver said: DRCAGE said: Have you heard the joke about the magic tractor?... Many times! I used to love that joke but now I am an extractor fan.
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