Worse pain ever felt?
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Decided to start this thread inspired by my 'experience' at lunch time.
Had a lovely bottle of cherry coke with my lunch today, decided I needed to drain the tank so to speak before getting back to my desk, anyway long story short did my business up with the fly.
'ziiiip....PAIN!!!' Looked down only to find my manhood stuck in the cold metallic embrace of my zip.f
k!
Possibly the 2nd worse pain I've experienced was unzipping the fly to realise the fella.
Share your pain stories or laugh me out of here your choice haha.
Had a lovely bottle of cherry coke with my lunch today, decided I needed to drain the tank so to speak before getting back to my desk, anyway long story short did my business up with the fly.
'ziiiip....PAIN!!!' Looked down only to find my manhood stuck in the cold metallic embrace of my zip.f
k!Possibly the 2nd worse pain I've experienced was unzipping the fly to realise the fella.
Share your pain stories or laugh me out of here your choice haha.
Offshore on the Bombay high oil field... Tooth decided to get an abcess. Anti-bioethics from the medic, no help. Jumped aboard a nearby rig to use their facilities,mans they suggested going into port. Hopped onto our little supply vessel and away we went.
Got to port and looked a bit like Popeye. Went to the dentist in some backstreet alley place, sat in the chair, and he proceeds to cut into my gum with a scalpel. "Ow the fk" I proclaim, he then whips out his foot cranked drill, and away he goes. "Aneasthetic" I ask him, nope, none... And away he goes. "Ow the fking Ow" I proclaimed... This went on for some time...
(Seems not just me with an anesthetic free root canal!)
Got to port and looked a bit like Popeye. Went to the dentist in some backstreet alley place, sat in the chair, and he proceeds to cut into my gum with a scalpel. "Ow the f
k" I proclaim, he then whips out his foot cranked drill, and away he goes. "Aneasthetic" I ask him, nope, none... And away he goes. "Ow the fking Ow" I proclaimed... This went on for some time...(Seems not just me with an anesthetic free root canal!)
Edited by TheHeretic on Monday 12th December 15:19
TheHeretic said:
Offshore on the Bombay high oil field... Tooth decided to get an access. Anti-bioethics from the medic, no help. Jumped aboard a nearby rig to use their facilities,mans they suggested going into port. Hopped onto our little supply vessel and away we went.
Got to port and looked a bit like Popeye. Went to the dentist in some backstreet alley place, sat in the chair,many he proceeds to cut into my gum with a scalpel. "Ow the fk" I proclaim, he then whips out his foot cranked drill, and away he goes. "Aneasthetic" I ask him, nope, none... And away he goes. "Ow the fking Ow" I proclaimed... This went on for some time...
I had 2 wisdom teeth come through whilst on an excercise with various Navy's out in the Atlantic. I was in agony and ended up on a German ship. The Dentist just cut the gum from above the tooth, no anasthetic and gave me a bottle of mouthwash. It bled for ages, but to be fair I never needed surgery to remove them after that. Got to port and looked a bit like Popeye. Went to the dentist in some backstreet alley place, sat in the chair,many he proceeds to cut into my gum with a scalpel. "Ow the f
k" I proclaim, he then whips out his foot cranked drill, and away he goes. "Aneasthetic" I ask him, nope, none... And away he goes. "Ow the fking Ow" I proclaimed... This went on for some time...That was second most painful, first and worst i caught from a young lady in Thailand
DannyScene said:
'ziiiip....PAIN!!!' Looked down only to find my manhood stuck in the cold metallic embrace of my zip.fk!
Possibly the 2nd worse pain I've experienced was unzipping the fly to realise the fella.
This. What's worse is the point you realise it's gonna hurt more to get it out.k!Possibly the 2nd worse pain I've experienced was unzipping the fly to realise the fella.
Cracking my big tow after slipping off the stairs and landing on it. Mighty crack as it took the full weight of my fall. That alone makes me hope I never break anything properly!
chunkymonkey71 said:
Peeing out a kidney stone.
Or indeed having one that's too big to pee out and stays inside grinding away at you while you are reduced to writhing around on the floor in front of everyone in A and E crying for help. Genuinely the most scared I have ever been as at the time I didn't know what was happening.
Having 18 stitches in my eyebrow/forehead without anaesthetic was not too bad, cleaning the wounds of dried blood and debris with a tootbrush prior to the stitching was truely agonising.
The bit of wood I was biting on at the time like some kind of improvised ball gag was just vaguely embarrassing.
(last sentence available for all sorts of erection puns)
Edit - CS gas/Mace is pretty bad as well.
The bit of wood I was biting on at the time like some kind of improvised ball gag was just vaguely embarrassing.
(last sentence available for all sorts of erection puns)
Edit - CS gas/Mace is pretty bad as well.
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