Am I in trouble or is this a scam?

Am I in trouble or is this a scam?

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Thom987

3,185 posts

167 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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I would pay up just to be on the safe side.

Cattleman

303 posts

156 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Thom987 said:
I would pay up just to be on the safe side.
I wouldnt

Whitester

1,421 posts

157 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Fabric said:
PoleDriver said:
We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI
rofl
rofl

PoleDriver

Original Poster:

28,652 posts

195 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Whitester said:
Fabric said:
PoleDriver said:
We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI
rofl
rofl
It'll take more than the FBI to make me dance! smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Thom987 said:
I would pay up just to be on the safe side.
And don't forget to dance by the rule, you bd...

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Ask Frank Pikes what his name is...

perdu

4,884 posts

200 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Thom987 said:
I would pay up just to be on the safe side.
This

pay it in CASH into the slot in the wall just outside the post office (by the car park)

leave it in a brown padded envelope and we the FBI will leave you a receipt next time you look


dont look before Wednesday night OK...




yes

XG332

3,927 posts

189 months

Monday 19th December 2011
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Yahoo must have super secure email severs if the FBI use them.

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Offer to give him a bit of ATM?


FBI? Felching and Bumming Institute?

WhoseGeneration

4,090 posts

208 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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PoleDriver said:
Received this today from:-

POSTED OFFICE [postedoffice41@yahoo.com.ph]

FBI SIGNED OF YOUR ATM MASTER CARD TODAY??

Good Day.

We have been watching you since last year until this 2011 we understood that you don want listen to our advice and you have to know that we are also working to make sure your ATM CARD which are suppose to be delivered to you and also bear in mind that what ever you emailing us will be forward to the court today.

Also we are hereby to notified by the federal bureau of investigation Porto Novo department of the insult you imposed on them by failing to comply by their requirements since last year till now.
Your full residential address has been forwarded to us for your immediate arrest today to face your charge but I deemed it fit to give you one more chance to save yourself from this mess but as for now I don’t understand your plan.

We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI which will warrant 2 years jail sentence. Now I john Pikes the special agent in charge of the FBI Albany department I am giving you 24 working hours to effect the payment of the $108.00 usd. To the FBI in republic of Benin (fbi security) with the information written below:

Receiver: Nwaekwu Bejamin.
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou
Test Q: When
Answer: Today
Amount: $108.dollars
Control Number.........

You have to try as much as you can and make this payment today so that your ATM CARD will be delivered immediately to your destination address tomorrow morning.
You have to stop every transaction you are communicating with other organization now to avoid delay on the processing of your ATM CARD.
Note that you? if you fail to stick with my advice today or any delay will lead us coming directly to your home address at any time tomorrow ,so try and dance by the rule and get back to me with good understanding ASAP.

Special Agent in Charge;
Mr. John Frank Pikes Direct line +229 988-73-668 Email. officefbi23@yahoo.com.hk


I've read this many times and am really worried that I'm going to get two black cars pulling up outside tomorrow full of loads of suited guys with guns!



















NOT! rolleyes
It's part of the scammers first exam, come on give a yougun some leeway.
Everyone has to learn their trade.


PoleDriver

Original Poster:

28,652 posts

195 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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s3fella said:
Offer to give him a bit of ATM?
Google is going to be very slow for a while! laugh

Buff Mchugelarge

3,316 posts

151 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Thats hilarious.. In a serious, pay up immedietly kinda way of course..

Id definatley dance by their rule..



.. bwahahahahahahahhahahaha!!! biglaugh

Have you emailed back yet?

ETA
Just this once, Ive stepped in and E-mailed them back for you.
Dear Mr.Agent John Frank Pikes,



Good mornings.

I hope you can has aids. me. I am currently awaiting the arrival of my ATM card, and I wish to pay my fee. I understand this is because it is being sent from The Republic Of Benin. I really very much wish to dance to your rule.

I am a powerfully, built company director and am waiting to recieve my ATM card so I can purchase a ferrari. If you can tell me how much to pay, to where and whom to pay I will Instruct my assistant to transfer fund immediatley.





your dancingly



Mr T. winkletoes

Now we wait an see... wink

Edited by Buff Mchugelarge on Tuesday 20th December 00:26

EDLT

15,421 posts

207 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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I would normally say lead them on a bit, but that email is so bad I'd just send them a picture of my cock and forget about it.

b4rk3r

222 posts

189 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Maybe try sending a picture of a spider?

Simbu

1,793 posts

175 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Apparently Google Transalte still needs some work...

"Dance by the rule", bloody hell hehe

Monkeylegend

26,515 posts

232 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Don't worry, I have got contacts in the FIB, send me an administration payment for £50 and I can get these charges dropped.

mrtwisty

3,057 posts

166 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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fkin' 'ell Poley, sounds like you're bang in trouble!

I reckon you'd better pay up quick smart.







Miguel Alvarez

4,944 posts

171 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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Lol.

davido140

9,614 posts

227 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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PoleDriver said:
It'll take more than the FBI to make me dance! smile
Normally takes at least 8 pints.

PoleDriver

Original Poster:

28,652 posts

195 months

Tuesday 20th December 2011
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davido140 said:
PoleDriver said:
It'll take more than the FBI to make me dance! smile
Normally takes at least 8 pints.
That'll be the one! smile