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NotDave
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20,951 posts
26 months
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NotDave
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20,951 posts
26 months
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NotDave
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20,951 posts
26 months
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Adenauer
8,903 posts
105 months
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dmulally
2,762 posts
49 months
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Adenauer said: Dave, enough!! Hey, it's NotDaves fault.
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NotDave
Original Poster
20,951 posts
26 months
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theshrew
1,471 posts
53 months
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Last night i discovered a new side to the mental that ive never seen before. I got a dose off a women i didnt even know. Saw her broken down at the side of the road, so me being a nice person and know my way around a car stopped. Me - Are you ok? Do you need any help ? Mental Fat Bird - No im f  king not, Just f k off leave me alone. Crying shouting etc Thought thats real nice im trying to do her a favour. Certainly didnt ask twice. Just for the record no i was defo not after a sh8g nor do i look like i would kill her etc. Women = f k em
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Council Baby
16,089 posts
59 months
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theshrew said: Just for the record no i was defo not after a sh8g. Women = f k em Slightly contradictory there, but I agree with the latter point.
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Sowler
110 posts
18 months
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Come we all know you only stop to help a women who has broken down if she is tasty. Fatty = Drive on.
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Justayellowbadge
29,385 posts
111 months
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theshrew said: I got a dose off a women i didnt even know. Often the way.
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Fidgits
16,721 posts
98 months
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We had one Saturday - coming out of the Indian saw a 306 stopped right in the middle of the lane in a normal 2 way road, we were just about to go down and offer to push it to the side of the road, when someone else went over to offer, she rolled don't the window, shouted the car is fine, I just want him to get out.. Then proceeded to scream at her male passenger for 5 minutes before she finally drove off...
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PoleDriver
20,228 posts
63 months
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Fidgits said: We had one Saturday - coming out of the Indian saw a 306 stopped right in the middle of the lane in a normal 2 way road, we were just about to go down and offer to push it to the side of the road, when someone else went over to offer, she rolled don't the window, shouted the car is fine, I just want him to get out.. Then proceeded to scream at her male passenger for 5 minutes before she finally drove off... My OH did that once! (Before we got together properly) She went out with a guy for an evening, on the way home he called her a b h. She pulled over at the next lay-by and asked him to step out of the car for a moment. Being gullible and naive, he did. She called out to him "want to see b h?" and drove off home. Leaving him a 5 mile walk home, at one in the morning, in the rain. Did I mention that he worked for me? I gave him a b king for being late and dishevelled when he arrived for work in the morning! 
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dmulally
2,762 posts
49 months
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You know when a relationship should end when you get out of the car at the lights (or even moving) and the walk home/anywhere is like skipping through the garden of Eden. Mainly because for a few precious moments you're free. I love being single.
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Council Baby
16,089 posts
59 months
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  I found some mental, I suspected it was there and it erupted last night. I've missed the blind confusion that comes with it. This one's crazy enough and fit enough that I may even keep her for a while  I feel somewhat fulfilled again.
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Agoogy
6,490 posts
117 months
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Council Baby said: I found some mental, I suspected it was there and it erupted last night. I've missed the blind confusion that comes with it. This one's crazy enough and fit enough that I may even keep her for as long as I can hold her down I feel somewhat fulfilled again. efa
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NobleGuy
7,030 posts
84 months
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dmulally said: You know when a relationship should end when you get out of the car at the lights (or even moving) and the walk home/anywhere is like skipping through the garden of Eden. Mainly because for a few precious moments you're free. I love being single. 
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NotDave
Original Poster
20,951 posts
26 months
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Council Baby said: I found some mental, I suspected it was there and it erupted last night. I've missed the blind confusion that comes with it. This one's crazy enough and fit enough that I may even keep her for a while I feel somewhat fulfilled again. And you judge me!?!?!? Bloody cheek of it
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Council Baby
16,089 posts
59 months
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NotDave said: And you judge me!?!?!?
Bloody cheek of it I barely know the girl but as she started to turn I looked at her and smiled... the knowing smile of a man who knows what's coming and is ready for it. The more I smiled the crazier she looked, the crazier she looked the more I smiled. Twas like a vicious circle. She finally cracked and I burst out laughing. It took all of my strength not to smack her arse and and tell her how cute she looked baring her teeth with those crazy eyes  Five minutes later I couldn't help myself, so that's exactly what I did. She slapped me and stormed off I nearly shouted a Jerry Maguire quote at her as she left. "you complete me" But I refrained. now tell me how that is similar to you Dave?
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NotDave
Original Poster
20,951 posts
26 months
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Have I not mentioned my weekend of dirty mental sex, being glassed, and various other chaos?
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Council Baby
16,089 posts
59 months
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NotDave said: Have I not mentioned my weekend of dirty mental sex, being glassed, and various other chaos? You can't even get glassed properly you man fail. You got plasticed
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