Photoshop Lewis Hamilton

Photoshop Lewis Hamilton

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DuckAvenger

325 posts

134 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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I dunno why but I instantly thought of this.

Soov535

35,829 posts

272 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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What exactly does he think he looks like?

He should have married that nice Nicole girl.

Cupramax

10,480 posts

253 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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hehe Lewis seems determinded to portray himself as "Gangsta" with his homies in tow. What a pilloc. loser

Vizsla

923 posts

125 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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MrBarry123 said:
You're all just jealous because he could bang all your wives / trolls / horrific monstrosities...

Probably at the same time for all the effort you guys could muster.
For sure, much in the same way that Colin Jackson or Gareth Thomas could whistle

Reardy Mister

13,757 posts

223 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Some Gump said:
I don't get why some people are taking it so seriously.
Quite.


Some Gump said:

Now, there's this middle class kid who happens to have a tan. He's trying to come across as some bad man ghetto rapper "" type, but he's failing massively. The photo of him lifting weights with the bandanna? Laughable. He's not a "". He's not doing 35 to life for whatever it is that's cool to rap about these days. He's a decent lad from a nice upbringing with plenty of money. I doubt he owns either a gun or hoes.
Except he isn't. He is from a working class background, by any interpretation of the term. The trouble isn't with Lewis. The trouble is that you cannot reconcile black culture with anything other than criminality or gangster rap. There is a black culture and there is a culture amongst well-heeled black sportsmen and entertainers. He has every right to join in on it if that's the scene he enjoys. I don't see a shred of evidence of him claiming to be a bad-ass. I see a lot of misguided perceptions from posters like you, who associate a gym shot and tattoos with prison. That's your short-coming, not his.

Notably, you could substitute many of these pictures of him for David Beckham and no one would bat an eyelid. Yet they are similarly tattooed, similarly dressed, similarly awarded with similar relative achievements and lifestyles and with a similar on-screen persona. Why have you pigeon-holed Lewis to a box that you feel comfortable with or can understand? So because he's not supermodel photogenic, you claim he lacks self-confidence? Does it make you angry that he doesn't dress like a WASP in a WASP sport/industry? You're the one with the complex, not Lewis.

Just what the world needs, a virtual environment full of nothings tearing down a person who has achieved, because they are ignorant or scared. If I was in a room populated only by you and Lewis Hamilton, I can tell you which one I would point and laugh at, and its not Lewis Hamilton.





moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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He's about as black as Tim Westwood.

Reardy Mister

13,757 posts

223 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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moanthebairns said:
He's about as black as Tim Westwood.
How does one qualify to be black, beyond skin tone and parentage? Tim Westwood is separate case, I admit. I don't see how LH is at all comparable.

Of more concern is a website full of supposed petrolheads, actually debating the "blackness" of our F1 World Champion. Does he need to carry a card that declares him black enough to have tattoos or black friends? Who issues that? Pistonheads?

"Congratulations Mr Hamilton, a bunch of brick layers and accountants that you've never heard of have decreed that you are just black enough to wear your cap backwards, but you may not under any circumstances wear basket ball boots or obvious jewellery. You have been warned, we have fk all else to do but comment on it so don't try us."

FFS.


Edited by Reardy Mister on Thursday 13th August 11:59

Studio117

4,250 posts

192 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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He wears stupid clothes > quite funny sometimes.

Going on about how black you think he should be?

fking cringeworthy.

9patch

2,858 posts

190 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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ad70x7

229 posts

169 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Reardy Mister said:
moanthebairns said:
He's about as black as Tim Westwood.
How does one qualify to be black, beyond skin tone and parentage? Tim Westwood is separate case, I admit. I don't see how LH is at all comparable.

Of more concern is a website full of supposed petrolheads, actually debating the "blackness" of our F1 World Champion. Does he need to carry a card that declares him black enough to have tattoos or black friends? Who issues that? Pistonheads?

"Congratulations Mr Hamilton, a bunch of brick layers and accountants that you've never heard of have decreed that you are just black enough to wear your cap backwards, but you may not under any circumstances wear basket ball boots or obvious jewellery. You have been warned, we have fk all else to do but comment on it so don't try us."

FFS.


Edited by Reardy Mister on Thursday 13th August 11:59
Oh fk off it was a throw away comment with humour.

Do you honestly think I care how he dresses or what he does, I could go on about how he seems ultra insecure with the constant doctored selfies, or even just his post race interviews where he is like a petulant child but I then id obviously be a hater and jealous etc according to most on here.

He has a marketing team like david beckham trying to promote him as a brand, personally I find him a tt but if that's what he wants to do then so be it. you cant bottle cool, he's certainly no Rossi.


Reardy Mister

13,757 posts

223 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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moanthebairns said:
Oh fk off it was a throw away comment with humour.
To be fair MTB clarity of tone isn't a strong point of your posts, historically. hehe

moanthebairns said:
He has a marketing team like david beckham trying to promote him as a brand // if that's what he wants to do then so be it. you cant bottle cool, he's certainly no Rossi.
That I can agree with.


Edited by Reardy Mister on Thursday 13th August 12:44

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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moanthebairns said:
Do you honestly think I care how he dresses or what he does, I could go on about how he seems ultra insecure with the constant doctored selfies, or even just his post race interviews where he is like a petulant child but I then id obviously be a hater and jealous etc according to most on here.
Obviously you do otherwise your hilarious semi racist remarks wouldn't be on this page.

As for petulant child? I get you don't like F1, you pass comment on how poor it is all the time but I think you are talking out of your arse. Have you actually watched a post race interview? Take monaco? Petulant child? ...

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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sc0tt said:
moanthebairns said:
Do you honestly think I care how he dresses or what he does, I could go on about how he seems ultra insecure with the constant doctored selfies, or even just his post race interviews where he is like a petulant child but I then id obviously be a hater and jealous etc according to most on here.
Obviously you do otherwise your hilarious semi racist remarks wouldn't be on this page.

As for petulant child? I get you don't like F1, you pass comment on how poor it is all the time but I think you are talking out of your arse. Have you actually watched a post race interview? Take monaco? Petulant child? ...
I do like F1 I watch all the races. But its gotten st.

So you've never heard his radio calls or interviews and thought "my ball my rules".

That said you are partial to a dozen selfies and designer socks and ties biggrin so maybe you don't notice as its the norm. Metrosexual, queer eye for the straight guy mentality.

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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moanthebairns said:
sc0tt said:
moanthebairns said:
Do you honestly think I care how he dresses or what he does, I could go on about how he seems ultra insecure with the constant doctored selfies, or even just his post race interviews where he is like a petulant child but I then id obviously be a hater and jealous etc according to most on here.
Obviously you do otherwise your hilarious semi racist remarks wouldn't be on this page.

As for petulant child? I get you don't like F1, you pass comment on how poor it is all the time but I think you are talking out of your arse. Have you actually watched a post race interview? Take monaco? Petulant child? ...
I do like F1 I watch all the races. But its gotten st.

So you've never heard his radio calls or interviews and thought "my ball my rules".

That said you are partial to a dozen selfies and designer socks and ties biggrin so maybe you don't notice as its the norm. Metrosexual, queer eye for the straight guy mentality.
Incase you hadn't noticed (although I wouldn't put it past you) he is the chap at the helm. It is his ball...

Reverse snobbery is a horrible trait. Apologies I won't shop in Primark, but you crack on.

moanthebairns

17,946 posts

199 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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sc0tt said:
moanthebairns said:
sc0tt said:
moanthebairns said:
Do you honestly think I care how he dresses or what he does, I could go on about how he seems ultra insecure with the constant doctored selfies, or even just his post race interviews where he is like a petulant child but I then id obviously be a hater and jealous etc according to most on here.
Obviously you do otherwise your hilarious semi racist remarks wouldn't be on this page.

As for petulant child? I get you don't like F1, you pass comment on how poor it is all the time but I think you are talking out of your arse. Have you actually watched a post race interview? Take monaco? Petulant child? ...
I do like F1 I watch all the races. But its gotten st.

So you've never heard his radio calls or interviews and thought "my ball my rules".

That said you are partial to a dozen selfies and designer socks and ties biggrin so maybe you don't notice as its the norm. Metrosexual, queer eye for the straight guy mentality.
Incase you hadn't noticed (although I wouldn't put it past you) he is the chap at the helm. It is his ball...

Reverse snobbery is a horrible trait. Apologies I won't shop in Primark, but you crack on.
Ha, reverse snobbery...really. Because you buy some dear ties and socks.

Monkeylegend

26,426 posts

232 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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moanthebairns said:
sc0tt said:
moanthebairns said:
sc0tt said:
moanthebairns said:
Do you honestly think I care how he dresses or what he does, I could go on about how he seems ultra insecure with the constant doctored selfies, or even just his post race interviews where he is like a petulant child but I then id obviously be a hater and jealous etc according to most on here.
Obviously you do otherwise your hilarious semi racist remarks wouldn't be on this page.

As for petulant child? I get you don't like F1, you pass comment on how poor it is all the time but I think you are talking out of your arse. Have you actually watched a post race interview? Take monaco? Petulant child? ...
I do like F1 I watch all the races. But its gotten st.

So you've never heard his radio calls or interviews and thought "my ball my rules".

That said you are partial to a dozen selfies and designer socks and ties biggrin so maybe you don't notice as its the norm. Metrosexual, queer eye for the straight guy mentality.
Incase you hadn't noticed (although I wouldn't put it past you) he is the chap at the helm. It is his ball...

Reverse snobbery is a horrible trait. Apologies I won't shop in Primark, but you crack on.
Ha, reverse snobbery...really. Because you buy some dear ties and socks.
Put a sock in it you two wink

AyBee

10,535 posts

203 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Soov535 said:
What exactly does he think he looks like?

He should have married that nice Nicole girl.
hehe Ed'll have something to say about that tongue out



lucky ginger censored

RobGT81

5,229 posts

187 months

Tuesday 18th August 2015
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Rock paper scissors?