Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

[Shaolin]

joe_90 said:

But what happened to building 7? Did that not go down too?

It was beamed up to planet Zog, there was no debris found*.... spooky....

• I bet.

[dazwalsh]

Shaolin said:

joe_90 said:

But what happened to building 7? Did that not go down too?

It was beamed up to planet Zog, there was no debris found*.... spooky....

• I bet.

it fell to the floor as a result of "fire" is the official reason. Fire which took out every supporting column at EXACTLY the same time. Very bizzare if you ask me.

Edited by dazwalsh on Thursday 11th September 12:36

[VladD]

dazwalsh said:

Shaolin said:

joe_90 said:

But what happened to building 7? Did that not go down too?

It was beamed up to planet Zog, there was no debris found*.... spooky....

• I bet.

it fell to the floor as a result of "fire" is the official reason. Fire which took out every supporting column at EXACTLY the same time. Very bizzare if you ask me.

Edited by dazwalsh on Thursday 11th September 12:36

Nico Rosberg had a half lockup, drove straight through the foyer and took out the primary structural pillar. Fortunatly his team gave him a new nose cone before he reemerged onto the street and escaped before the building collapsed. All Nico's team were killed in the collapse though, so there are no witnesses and Nico has always denied it. Cheating bloody German.

[P-Jay]

VladD said:

Nico Rosberg had a half lockup, drove straight through the foyer and took out the primary structural pillar. Fortunatly his team gave him a new nose cone before he reemerged onto the street and escaped before the building collapsed. All Nico's team were killed in the collapse though, so there are no witnesses and Nico has always denied it. Cheating bloody German.

I believe every part of that, except that's he's German

[marshalla]

Why do towels have those bands woven into them near the ends ? The ones that always shrink more than the rest of the towel (I buy cheap towels), leaving it all puckered and untidy when folded.

[Silent1]

marshalla said:

Why do towels have those bands woven into them near the ends ? The ones that always shrink more than the rest of the towel (I buy cheap towels), leaving it all puckered and untidy when folded.

Is that not so you know which bit to dry your arse crack on?

[iva cosworth]

As the royal baby maker is at work again I was wondering.

What sort of rumpus would there have been if after Kate and Wills got married they announced that they didn't want children ?

Apart from some inappropriate remark from Phil the Greek obv.

[P-Jay]

iva cosworth said:

As the royal baby maker is at work again I was wondering.

What sort of rumpus would there have been if after Kate and Wills got married they announced that they didn't want children ?

Apart from some inappropriate remark from Phil the Greek obv.

Gasps from the court?

I imagine they're under a lot of pressure to reproduce, but it's not the end of the world for the Royals if they don't there's a very complex formula for working out the next in line for the job - I suspect it would be any off-spring Harry might shire, failing that it would probably fall to one of the queen's other grand children.

[456GT]

iva cosworth said:

As the royal baby maker is at work again I was wondering.

What sort of rumpus would there have been if after Kate and Wills got married they announced that they didn't want children ?

Apart from some inappropriate remark from Phil the Greek obv.

Looking at the line succession it would go:

Liz > Charles > Will > Harry (if he's still alive) > Harry's eldest

If Harry pops it before Will, it will go:

Liz > Charles > Will > Beatrice > Beatrice's eldest

[walm]

I think it is Andrew before his daughter - although chances are he would have shuffled off this mortal coil.

[456GT]

walm said:

I think it is Andrew before his daughter - although chances are he would have shuffled off this mortal coil.

Yes and yes!

[phugleigh]

What is the technical name for those bell type objects on the corners of some urban roads that stop lorries from damaging street furniture!?

[phugleigh]

What is the technical name for those bell type objects on the corners of some urban roads that stop lorries from damaging street furniture!?

[s p a c e m a n]

Bell Bollard

Or bellard, that's what a mate shouted at one when he tripped over it

[steveo3002]

why do small insects /spiders bother biting humans? i mean its not like it will deter me from killing them , they (uk ones) wont kill or slow me down so why do it

covered in bits after being in the shed

[Dr Jekyll]

Are there any infectious viruses that cause no symptoms at all, so spread everywhere because carriers are out with their mates instead of staying in bed?

[Shaolin]

steveo3002 said:

why do small insects /spiders bother biting humans? i mean its not like it will deter me from killing them , they (uk ones) wont kill or slow me down so why do it

The midges, mosquitoes etc. do it for the feed, to get some blood. Others do it because they are threatened and it's all they can do like the wasp that flew up the sleeve of my t-shirt a while ago and in fear of being squashed in a big sweaty fleshy vice stung me as it was the only option it had left.

[Ayahuasca]

steveo3002 said:

why do small insects /spiders bother biting humans? i mean its not like it will deter me from killing them , they (uk ones) wont kill or slow me down so why do it

covered in bits after being in the shed

To drink your blood, lay their eggs in you, etc, etc.

[Blib]

What's the difference between an email and an efax?

[Ayahuasca]

Blib said:

What's the difference between an email and an efax?

Ron Jeremy doesn't email, efax for a living.