Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

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Patch1875

4,894 posts

132 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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BristolRich said:
Interior lights are supposed to approximate outside conditions so your eyes can rapidly adjust in case of an emergency.
Ah! Cheers!

TheEnd

15,370 posts

188 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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GTIR said:
BristolRich said:
Patch1875 said:
On a plane why do they dim the lights when taking off and landing at night?
Interior lights are supposed to approximate outside conditions so your eyes can rapidly adjust in case of an emergency.
That's partly why I walk around at night with one eye shut so I can tackle any ninjas or special forces that want to extinguish my life with extreme prejudice.
I've heard pirates know this trick too.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Wednesday 15th October 2014
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TheEnd said:
GTIR said:
BristolRich said:
Patch1875 said:
On a plane why do they dim the lights when taking off and landing at night?
Interior lights are supposed to approximate outside conditions so your eyes can rapidly adjust in case of an emergency.
That's partly why I walk around at night with one eye shut so I can tackle any ninjas or special forces that want to extinguish my life with extreme prejudice.
I've heard pirates know this trick too.
Damn. I don't know how to tackle those lot.

Parlay?

rohrl

8,735 posts

145 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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tickious said:
Which is cheaper to run, a gas or electric cooker?
Gas. Most UK electricity is made by burning gas so you're cutting out a massive middle man.

monthefish

20,443 posts

231 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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P-Jay said:
Anyway, if you wanted to piss the staff off into turning the pump on quicker you could replace the nozzle a few times, but it used to cause havoc with the tills recording 'nil sales'.
hehe Might have to try that...
P-Jay said:
All changed now, most 'pay at pump' pumps are open all night in an otherwise unmanned station - I guess they just rely on ANPR and CCTV to ensure the money is safe, as for stopping a suicidal lunatic from using the pump as some terrible, admittedly very short range, flame thrower not much use!
How short is "short range"? Was Point Break accurate do you think?


tickious

1,392 posts

174 months

Thursday 16th October 2014
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What make uht milk long life?

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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tickious said:
What make uht milk long life?
Wild guess but it might be the fact it was pasteurized at Ultra High Temperature..


Philplop

343 posts

174 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Spanglepants said:
I could cry- doh !

walm said:
Spanglepants said:
When describing decades why are 'The Forties" spelt without the U.The other decades are spelt the same as the number (someones going to point out something very obvious now)
The Fiveties says hi.
You do realise that the number is spelled and pronounced 'forty', not 'fourty'?

Or if you were just meaning the tens of numbers, what about twenty, not twoty, and thirty, not threety?

tickious

1,392 posts

174 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Ayahuasca said:
tickious said:
What make uht milk long life?
Wild guess but it might be the fact it was pasteurized at Ultra High Temperature..
Strange how that changes the taste so much. Wonder if they add preservatives too?

Warw1ckHunt

280 posts

135 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Why can't you record or pause the digital radio stations on a Sky HD box?

ATTAK Z

10,993 posts

189 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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northwest monkey said:
russ_a said:
I had always wondered why you would be electrocuted if you stuck a metal fork in a toaster but could place a metal fork on a electric hob ring and the fork would just get hot!

It was so obvious when someone explained it to me!
Good - explain it to me then cos I'd love to know!

I've killed about 4 toasters in my time so this information would be usefulsmile

grumbledoak

31,532 posts

233 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ATTAK Z said:
Good - explain it to me then cos I'd love to know!

I've killed about 4 toasters in my time so this information would be usefulsmile
The electric hob ring/element has the conducting wire inside stuff (a metal tube filled with sand I think), but the toaster uses open wires which you can touch with the fork. I think.


tickious

1,392 posts

174 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Warw1ckHunt said:
Why can't you record or pause the digital radio stations on a Sky HD box?
You can on virgin

Scousefella

2,243 posts

181 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Mrs Scouse, for some reason will choke, 2 or 3 times during a Chinese meal on Pak Choi or similar veg.

Bearing this in mind, should the situation become "critical" would my fingers/hands leaving bruising around her neck/throat be enough to convict or could I argue that I was attempting to assist in her expulsion of the object?

ATTAK Z

10,993 posts

189 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Scousefella said:
Mrs Scouse, for some reason will choke, 2 or 3 times during a Chinese meal on Pak Choi or similar veg.

Bearing this in mind, should the situation become "critical" would my fingers/hands leaving bruising around her neck/throat be enough to convict or could I argue that I was attempting to assist in her expulsion of the object?
Why not just kick her in the clunge for the same effect ?

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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grumbledoak said:
ATTAK Z said:
Good - explain it to me then cos I'd love to know!

I've killed about 4 toasters in my time so this information would be usefulsmile
The electric hob ring/element has the conducting wire inside stuff (a metal tube filled with sand I think), but the toaster uses open wires which you can touch with the fork. I think.
I have touched many toaster wires with forks etc and nothing happens except the wire cools down at the point you touch it.

Scousefella

2,243 posts

181 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ATTAK Z said:
Scousefella said:
Mrs Scouse, for some reason will choke, 2 or 3 times during a Chinese meal on Pak Choi or similar veg.

Bearing this in mind, should the situation become "critical" would my fingers/hands leaving bruising around her neck/throat be enough to convict or could I argue that I was attempting to assist in her expulsion of the object?
Why not just kick her in the clunge for the same effect ?
That would be an obvious sign of aggression and could lead to an interview one would rather avoid.

ATTAK Z

10,993 posts

189 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ATTAK Z said:
Good - explain it to me then cos I'd love to know!

I've killed about 4 toasters in my time so this information would be usefulsmile
No I didn't ... it was northwest monkey who said that ... I just quoted him


HTH

ATTAK Z

10,993 posts

189 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Scousefella said:
ATTAK Z said:
Scousefella said:
Mrs Scouse, for some reason will choke, 2 or 3 times during a Chinese meal on Pak Choi or similar veg.

Bearing this in mind, should the situation become "critical" would my fingers/hands leaving bruising around her neck/throat be enough to convict or could I argue that I was attempting to assist in her expulsion of the object?
Why not just kick her in the clunge for the same effect ?
That would be an obvious sign of aggression and could lead to an interview one would rather avoid.
You could claim that you didn't have your false legs on (a la Oscar Pistorius)

Scousefella

2,243 posts

181 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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ATTAK Z said:
Scousefella said:
ATTAK Z said:
Scousefella said:
Mrs Scouse, for some reason will choke, 2 or 3 times during a Chinese meal on Pak Choi or similar veg.

Bearing this in mind, should the situation become "critical" would my fingers/hands leaving bruising around her neck/throat be enough to convict or could I argue that I was attempting to assist in her expulsion of the object?
Why not just kick her in the clunge for the same effect ?
That would be an obvious sign of aggression and could lead to an interview one would rather avoid.
You could claim that you didn't have your false legs on (a la Oscar Pistorius)
Indeed, she was in the bathroom syphoning the peach so I just pointed the shooter at the door and let all hell break loose - damn bh hit the floor like a sack of King Edwards!!!

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