Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

[Vipers]

When you watch films etc, you see dead people with their eyes open, then someone passes their hand over their face and the eyes are closed.

Can you actually close a dead persons eye lids.

[Blakeatron]

Do snails fart?

[Scousefella]

Vipers said:

When you watch films etc, you see dead people with their eyes open, then someone passes their hand over their face and the eyes are closed.

Can you actually close a dead persons eye lids.

Yes.

[Vipers]

Blakeatron said:

Do snails fart?

Don't know, but I do know any snail I find in my garden get free flying lessons......

[lord trumpton]

Why do a lot of ancient statues have broken off noses?

[ATTAK Z]

lord trumpton said:

Why do a lot of ancient statues have broken off noses?

And the Lord said unto Moses
All statues shall have broken noses
Except Venus ...
And she'll have a Penus


Anon

[Vipers]

lord trumpton said:

Why do a lot of ancient statues have broken off noses?

Who knows.........but

I think the sphinx's nose in Egypt was blown off by the French.

[Scousefella]

During the viewing of a recent video for "research" purposes it occurred to me that the Lady Garden is limited to the amount of content it can "accept".

If any resident Gynaecologists would care to elaborate, how much meat would the average Lady Garden consume before it starts hitting the back wall?

In inches please.

[kowalski655]

Well,Im no OB/GYN but surely as a baby can come out,so quite a lot can go in
I suppose the main problem will be angling all the bits to get that volume in
(But there are a few instructional videos out there about that!)

[sooperscoop]

Scousefella said:

During the viewing of a recent video for "research" purposes it occurred to me that the Lady Garden is limited to the amount of content it can "accept".

If any resident Gynaecologists would care to elaborate, how much meat would the average Lady Garden consume before it starts hitting the back wall?

In inches please.

I believe about about 4 inches to cervix-central, but women get 'reverse-erections' when aroused and 6-7 inches is more like it in the heat of battle.

Although, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and with the smaller ladies over there, I can usually hit bottom[1] with my fingers.

I am not a qualified gynecologist, but I put the hours in anyway.

[1]not to be confused with "accidentally" ramming it in her arse. That's for later in the evening's menu.

[kowalski655]

Vipers said:

Blakeatron said:

Do snails fart?

Don't know, but I do know any snail I find in my garden get free flying lessons......

At that point I imagine they will at least st themselves

[Vipers]

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sooperscoop said:

Scousefella said:

During the viewing of a recent video for "research" purposes it occurred to me that the Lady Garden is limited to the amount of content it can "accept".

If any resident Gynaecologists would care to elaborate, how much meat would the average Lady Garden consume before it starts hitting the back wall?

In inches please.

I believe about about 4 inches to cervix-central, but women get 'reverse-erections' when aroused and 6-7 inches is more like it in the heat of battle.

Although, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and with the smaller ladies over there, I can usually hit bottom[1] with my fingers.

I am not a qualified gynecologist, but I put the hours in anyway.

[1]not to be confused with "accidentally" ramming it in her arse. That's for later in the evening's menu.

Asia you say, I do hope you checked the front end first

[scarble]

Ayahuasca said:

I would imagine from Dirty Harry then it became the standard sound.
Another one is the 'bullet ricochet' sound that all westerns must have by law.
Weird one is the Zulu war cry in Gladiator.

Also.. and I may have read this in this thread.. frog croaks, all frogs of all varieties, in movies, make the distinctive croaking noise of a particular frog native to the Holywoood-ish area, in reality most frogs make completely different noises :O

[lord trumpton]

Why, whenever I see a car on Autotrader that I want to look at/buy is it 180 miles away?

[TTmonkey]

Why do we have armpit hair? I can't work out any logical reason for having it. Hair everywhere else seems to have a reason for having it. But why do we have it in our pits....??????

[TheEnd]

TTmonkey said:

Why do we have armpit hair? I can't work out any logical reason for having it. Hair everywhere else seems to have a reason for having it. But why do we have it in our pits....??????

It's to hold the stink...

Currently the best idea for auxiliary hair (i.e pubic and armpit) is to hold onto pheromones better.

[Hugo a Gogo]

it's kind of dry lubrication too, stops your arms chafing, if you're running about naked

[Dr Jekyll]

Hugo a Gogo said:

it's kind of dry lubrication too, stops your arms chafing, if you're running about naked

But it doesn't appear until puberty, that surely implies it's sex related. Though I still don't see the advantage of doing without it until then.

[Muntu]

Dr Jekyll said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

it's kind of dry lubrication too, stops your arms chafing, if you're running about naked

But it doesn't appear until puberty, that surely implies it's sex related. Though I still don't see the advantage of doing without it until then.

You don't sweat like a motherfker until you hit puberty though, do you? How many 7 year old use deodourant?

[Ayahuasca]

"Sit back, relax and enjoy the flight."

Said by every airliner captain on every flight. Who started it?