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Gorilla Boy
7,348 posts
43 months
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Adenauer said: Mornin', muckers. Right, got the gym gear, now I just need to get the bigger room cleared and tiled so that Mrs Adenauer can have her wash room back   Jealous.  Mind you i dont have a f  king house so can't really comment.
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NotDave
20,951 posts
27 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: You know NotDave, it is possible to be too romantic. Meh! Take her for a fry-up first then....... If you wish 
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ZOLLAR
16,307 posts
43 months
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
100 months
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NotDave said: Meh! Take her for a fry-up first then....... If you wish Worry not, if things go to plan she'll be getting extra sausage.
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
100 months
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I'm now desperately trying to think of full English breakfast-based sexual innuendos.
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NotDave
20,951 posts
27 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: Worry not, if things go to plan she'll be getting extra sausage. Gangbang euphenism?
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
100 months
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Something about hash browns maybe?
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NotDave
20,951 posts
27 months
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a length of sausage?
some black pudding?
over-easy?
sunny side up?
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ZOLLAR
16,307 posts
43 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: Something about hash browns maybe? How about something to do with the Baked Beans?. "Beans, Beans the musical fruit. The more you eat the more I'll ram my cock up your arse" It's a work in progress but I have a feeling I'm onto a winner.
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C2james
4,128 posts
35 months
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ZOLLAR said: How about something to do with the Baked Beans?.
"Beans, Beans the musical fruit.
The more you eat the more I'll ram my cock up your arse"
It's a work in progress but I have a feeling I'm onto a winner. Good but not very subtle.
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RoadRat99
321 posts
46 months
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NotDave said: RoadRat99 said:  I catch up on ITV Player last night on Celebrity Juice, I think she is a bit like a "dark horse",she looks sweet & innocent but i bet she is filth. Her arse is a bit big for my like (i can say that now,Dave is not here  ) but i definitely would. AHEM  . Morning Mr Dave! I thought i was safe to commend on Sunday's as you are not around at w/ends. Sorry  Good stuff about your interview!! 
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
100 months
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ZOLLAR said: It's a work in progress but I have a feeling I'm onto a winner.  Oi loike it.
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NotDave
20,951 posts
27 months
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RoadRat99 said: Morning Mr Dave! I thought i was safe to commend on Sunday's as you are not around at w/ends. Sorry Good stuff about your interview!! Neck down, Missy Willow-Booby is perfect. Facially she's cute as f k. Her hair, now that bugs me beyond belief......... GET YOUR ROOTS SORTED AND TAKE CARE OF THAT WIRY MOP! RE: Interview - gracias. We will see............ Can't see much good happening. You hit S horpe Saturday? I broke out the classic and it was in town centre funny looks all round, much?
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Adenauer
9,192 posts
106 months
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I saved Mrs Adenauer's life on Saturday  There we were, standing at the side of the track right next to the armco (where we shouldn't have been), and she was taking pictures. I knew that if a car got the corner wrong it would smack into the armco 2' in front of exactly where we were standing. Then it happened, an E30 lost the back end and the driver didn't have a clue. Mrs Adenauer continued to take pictures and 2 seconds before he crashed into the armco right in front of us I yanked her behind the safety fence, and then BANG She took this just before the impact, and he was heading straight for us 
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NotDave
20,951 posts
27 months
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so nookie for you on Saturday night then?
E30 afterwards?
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ZOLLAR
16,307 posts
43 months
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Adenauer said: I saved Mrs Adenauer's life on Saturday There we were, standing at the side of the track right next to the armco (where we shouldn't have been), and she was taking pictures. I knew that if a car got the corner wrong it would smack into the armco 2' in front of exactly where we were standing. Then it happened, an E30 lost the back end and the driver didn't have a clue. Mrs Adenauer continued to take pictures and 2 seconds before he crashed into the armco right in front of us I yanked her behind the safety fence, and then BANG She took this just before the impact, and he was heading straight for us I imagine copious amounts of fellatio was received from said saved wife?
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Gorilla Boy
7,348 posts
43 months
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Adenauer said: I saved Mrs Adenauer's life on Saturday There we were, standing at the side of the track right next to the armco (where we shouldn't have been), and she was taking pictures. I knew that if a car got the corner wrong it would smack into the armco 2' in front of exactly where we were standing. Then it happened, an E30 lost the back end and the driver didn't have a clue. Mrs Adenauer continued to take pictures and 2 seconds before he crashed into the armco right in front of us I yanked her behind the safety fence, and then BANG She took this just before the impact, and he was heading straight for us Brave man! Top work
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Adenauer
9,192 posts
106 months
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E30 is now in heaven, Dave. Loads of nooky afterwards, once she'd fallen asleep
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ZOLLAR
16,307 posts
43 months
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Adenauer said: E30 is now in heaven, Dave. Loads of nooky afterwards, once she'd fallen asleep Energy drink, meet PC monitor and keyboard
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NotDave
20,951 posts
27 months
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Adenauer said: ONE - E30 is now in heaven, Dave. TWO - Loads of nooky afterwards, once she'd fallen asleep one - shame. It properly mangled?? two - She went bed, you crept off downstairs for babstation and a soapy w k?  J-DAWG, I've seen your dream car http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/3696272.htm
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