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SplatSpeed
7,271 posts
121 months
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hora said: I'll pop round in my Mitusbishi Warrior, straight after my gym session and my growth-hormone top up. If you like we'll go and have a couple of dances down at Kisses lap dancing bar then we hit a few bars until we find a couple of really drunk ladies to take back to my over-priced Taylor wimpey detached house. your serious!
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funkyrobot
Original Poster
6,127 posts
98 months
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hora said: I'll pop round in my Mitusbishi Warrior, straight after my gym session and my growth-hormone top up. If you like we'll go and have a couple of dances down at Kisses lap dancing bar then we hit a few bars until we find a couple of really drunk ladies to take back to my over-priced Taylor wimpey detached house. Ok, cool. Let me know what time to expect you so I can do my hair.  This is exciting. Giggle.  PS. What's a Mitusbishi?
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ph1l5
3,771 posts
72 months
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Did you just say "giggle" ?
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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ph1l5 said: Did you just say "giggle" ? Now I understand the problem in this relationship.
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hora
16,675 posts
81 months
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SplatSpeed said: hora said: I'll pop round in my Mitusbishi Warrior, straight after my gym session and my growth-hormone top up. If you like we'll go and have a couple of dances down at Kisses lap dancing bar then we hit a few bars until we find a couple of really drunk ladies to take back to my over-priced Taylor wimpey detached house. your serious! I run a successful breakers yard, a postal/despatch company and an agency that hires out doormen. Hence I have three Directorships. A sort of three-star General  My Ex is a f  king b h and the previous ex 'disapeared' in the 90's around about the time I had a new foundation poured for my Breakers yard office. OBVIOUSLY I'm none of the above before anyone thinks so! 
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funkyrobot
Original Poster
6,127 posts
98 months
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Carthage said: ph1l5 said: Did you just say "giggle" ? Now I understand the problem in this relationship. Erm, it was a joke?
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drivin_me_nuts
13,969 posts
81 months
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hora said: I run a successful breakers yard, a postal/despatch company and an agency that hires out doormen. Hence I have three Directorships. A sort of three-star General My Ex is a f king b h and the previous ex 'disapeared' in the 90's around about the time I had a new foundation poured for my Breakers yard office. OBVIOUSLY I'm none of the above before anyone thinks so! Strangely enough it's all believable... except the foundation bit. Everyone knows that the best breakers yards are portopottys placed on requisitioned Chep blue pallets.
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hora
16,675 posts
81 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: Strangely enough it's all believable... except the foundation bit. Everyone knows that the best breakers yards are portopottys placed on requisitioned Chep blue pallets. Well pallets wouldn't have covered the 'smell' 
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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funkyrobot said: Erm, it was a joke? I know? I hope it'll all work out with your girlfriend - but just protect yourself and your interests - don't be too giving.
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funkyrobot
Original Poster
6,127 posts
98 months
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Carthage said: funkyrobot said: Erm, it was a joke? I know? I hope it'll all work out with your girlfriend - but just protect yourself and your interests - don't be too giving. Don't worry, I'm currently looking for an angry dog with rabies. If she starts being horrible to me again I'll let 'bubbles' sort it out.
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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funkyrobot said: Don't worry, I'm currently looking for an angry dog with rabies. If she starts being horrible to me again I'll let 'bubbles' sort it out. Well, if you can't find one, I can lend you my mother?
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funkyrobot
Original Poster
6,127 posts
98 months
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Carthage said: Well, if you can't find one, I can lend you my mother? Oooh, I like where you're coming from. 
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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funkyrobot said: Oooh, I like where you're coming from. To get the full effect, you need to withhold sherry for a few hours. Then unleash.
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hora
16,675 posts
81 months
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Can we all make love now?
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Carthage
3,010 posts
14 months
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hora said: Can we all make love now? You go first.
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hora
16,675 posts
81 months
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Carthage said: hora said: Can we all make love now? You go first. A sort of sexual dance-off?
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blindswelledrat
19,186 posts
102 months
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hora
16,675 posts
81 months
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blindswelledrat said: This is painfull. You're breakdancing naked? 
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