Kids with stupid names...

Kids with stupid names...

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TwigtheWonderkid

43,407 posts

151 months

Friday 15th August 2014
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Davey S2 said:
I think I can win this thread.

When we went to register our daughter (Zara)


rofl

Zara...that's brilliant. You win.

Solitude

1,902 posts

176 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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I remember a mate announcing the birth of his daughter and they'd given her the name LACY.

My other pal muttered "gonna be a slag from the off" !!

Mouthful of beer instantly turned to a high pressure mist filling the air soaking all and sundry !!

Jader1973

4,011 posts

201 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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I honestly believe that the state should be able to veto names - if you send in paperwork with something stupid on it they should be allowed to choose a normal name instead.

For example, if you attempt to register a child called Levi, they register him as Robert, and the come round your house to tell you about the change and fine you for being a stupid .

Spanglepants

1,743 posts

138 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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redface, my best mates daughters called Lacey

In a shop one day and a chunky little chavlet came running past me shouting to a young girl " Lexus! Mum wants ya! "
Workmate's baby grandson is called Valentino. There from Norfolk originally.


Solitude said:
I remember a mate announcing the birth of his daughter and they'd given her the name LACY.

My other pal muttered "gonna be a slag from the off" !!

Mouthful of beer instantly turned to a high pressure mist filling the air soaking all and sundry !!

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

220 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Skodasupercar said:
Baby.

Yes that is right, I know of someone who called their little girl 'Baby'.

Unreal!
Dirty Dancing fan?

burwoodman

18,709 posts

247 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Spanglepants said:
redface, my best mates daughters called Lacey

In a shop one day and a chunky little chavlet came running past me shouting to a young girl " Lexus! Mum wants ya! "
Workmate's baby grandson is called Valentino. There from Norfolk originally.


Solitude said:
I remember a mate announcing the birth of his daughter and they'd given her the name LACY.

My other pal muttered "gonna be a slag from the off" !!

Mouthful of beer instantly turned to a high pressure mist filling the air soaking all and sundry !!
in nz the state did veto some clown who wanted to register '4 real'. when rejected he settled on superman

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

220 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Jader1973 said:
I honestly believe that the state should be able to veto names - if you send in paperwork with something stupid on it they should be allowed to choose a normal name instead.

For example, if you attempt to register a child called Levi, they register him as Robert, and the come round your house to tell you about the change and fine you for being a stupid .
Who gets to decide whats stupid though......and what are the qualifying criteria.

The name "Levi" isn't new by any stretch - it's etymology goes back to biblical times. Is it really any different to names like Jacob, David or John.

Surely it says more about the person making the judgement if they think the parent has named their kid after Jeans, rather than after say an ancestor of theirs, or a biblical character.

At the end of the day.....all names were made up at some point or another. Who is to say Helen or Christine weren't the "Chardonnay" or "Lambrini" of their time


Edited by Moonhawk on Saturday 16th August 11:47

Randy Winkman

16,182 posts

190 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Moonhawk said:
Who gets to decide whats stupid though......and what are the qualifying criteria.

The name "Levi" isn't new by any stretch - it's etymology goes back to biblical times. Is it really any different to names like Jacob, David or John.

Surely it says more about the person making the judgement if they think the parent has named their kid after Jeans, rather than after say an ancestor of theirs, or a biblical character.

At the end of the day.....all names were made up at some point or another. Who is to say Helen or Christine weren't the "Chardonnay" or "Lambrini" of their time


Edited by Moonhawk on Saturday 16th August 11:47
And Levi Stubbs was the lead singer with the Four Tops - so it's a great name by any measure.

Looket

688 posts

122 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Knew a girl once. Nice, but a bit... quirky. Surname was Fleet. Middle name? Star.

Another beauty was the Will Power I met in an interview a few years ago.

DrDoofenshmirtz

15,246 posts

201 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Lexi-Lou is another one I know of. Poor kid.

RegMolehusband

3,964 posts

258 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Jader1973 said:
I honestly believe that the state should be able to veto names - if you send in paperwork with something stupid on it they should be allowed to choose a normal name instead.
I believe this is the case in France where the local Mairie has to approve the child's name. Sounds like a good idea to me.

This is according to my partner who had a house there in a previous life.

KarlMac

4,480 posts

142 months

Saturday 16th August 2014
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Some rent a tart my wife knows has called her latest JJ. Not an acronym, his names just JJ. 4th kid for 4th different partner apparantly. Joleen and Javanah are two of the others.

MagneticMeerkat

1,763 posts

206 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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englisharcher said:
Time for a confession.

My middle name is Wayne.

My Christian name is John.

Guess my mothers favourite actor.
Your surname isn't Gacy, is it?

RizzoTheRat

25,191 posts

193 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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englisharcher said:
Time for a confession.

My middle name is Wayne.

My Christian name is John.

Guess my mothers favourite actor.
On the plus side, she didn't call you Marion.



Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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MagneticMeerkat said:
englisharcher said:
Time for a confession.

My middle name is Wayne.

My Christian name is John.

Guess my mothers favourite actor.
Your surname isn't Gacy, is it?
The hell it is

BHC

17,540 posts

180 months

Sunday 17th August 2014
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Skodasupercar said:
Baby.

Yes that is right, I know of someone who called their little girl 'Baby'.

Unreal!
Nobody will put her in a corner.

Derek Withers

869 posts

187 months

Monday 18th August 2014
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Spotted a shop assistant with Laurer on her name badge recently.

Petrol Only

1,593 posts

176 months

Monday 18th August 2014
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The missus sister has named her first baby. Lilly. Lovely name to be fair. But clearly a degree in English studies was wasted she has spelt it lileee. Wouldn't be too bad but fking 3 e's what the juddering fk

The Beaver King

6,095 posts

196 months

Monday 18th August 2014
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I think I might win this thread...

A girl I dated years ago, now has 3 children, the latest born last week.

Their names?

Dexter

Tillie-Blu

and

Hughie Theodore...


joe_90

4,206 posts

232 months

Monday 18th August 2014
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The Beaver King said:
I think I might win this thread...

A girl I dated years ago, now has 3 children, the latest born last week.

Their names?

Dexter

Tillie-Blu

and

Hughie Theodore...
Which one is yours?