Kids with stupid names...

Kids with stupid names...

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Tuvra

7,921 posts

226 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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In the secondary school up the road there was a Dwayne Pipe & Terresa Green in the same class.

My ex turned round and said if her mum has a boy she wants to name him Aston because it "sounds lovely" I laughed and agreed to a look of disapproval, no prizes for guessing the second name hehe

gtdc

4,259 posts

284 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Tuvra said:
My ex turned round and said
180 or 360?

Pig Skill

1,368 posts

204 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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A colleague has a son called Carlsberg

Big Fat Fatty

3,303 posts

157 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Pothole said:
Big Fat Fatty said:
Names have an enormous affect on peoples lives.
No, they don't.
I respectfully disagree, can you imagine yourself being called anything other than the name you have and what may have been because of it?

Has anyone been told by their parents what they had planned to call you when you were born? a friends parents wanted to call him Sebastian up until the day he was born and his dad changed his mind last minute hehe

Brother D

3,724 posts

177 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Pothole said:
Big Fat Fatty said:
SGirl said:
Big Fat Fatty said:
I think it's ok to give your pets silly names but not kids, I want a dog and already have a name lined up for him, Syndrome.
Sounds like someone is a fan of The Incredibles. hehe

When our son was born, the child in to see the doctor before us was called Bigboy. How on earth are you meant to be taken seriously in life with a name like Bigboy?
I am a fan of the Incredibles but it'll get funnier when he jumps up on something he's not supposed to jump on hehe

Bigboy?!?! What were they thinking? I heard a story about an American who called his two sons Winner and Loser, Winner became a crack addict, in and out of jail every other month and Loser became a detective in the police. Names have an enormous affect on peoples lives.

Edited by Big Fat Fatty on Thursday 5th April 12:19
No, they don't.
It seems there is a correlation:

http://www.economics.harvard.edu/faculty/mullainat...

Disastrous

10,086 posts

218 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Would you genuinely not take someone seriously as an adult if they had an unusual name? It's probably the one thing you can do nothing about (changing your name seems more ridiculous somehow) so if my lawyer etc. was called 'Ziggy' or something, I'd not give a st. It's just a name.

Conversely, would you be unable to do business with someone from a foreign country who had a 'funny' name? A French bloke called Michelle, for example, or would you shout "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - THAT'S A GIRL'S NAME YOU IDIOT"?

Find this odd, I must say. It's just a name.


(Please note, I wouldn't call my child Mydnyte but I wouldn't really give a fk if someone else did)

8Ace

2,692 posts

199 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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FAS1975 said:
Friend named daughter La-a

The dash, unfortunately, is not silent, so pronouced La-daysh-a

He is no longer a friend
Some Gump said:
My wife went to school with some plankton, who called her sorry offsproing Le-a. Prenounced "leadasha".

I pity the poor kid, will end up a fat unemployed leech like the mother no doubt.
Remarkable.

Cotty

39,568 posts

285 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Mobile Chicane said:
I think I win this one.

There's a girl in my family (by marriage thank God) called Mushroom.

I st you not. Mushroom.
Did she marry a fungi?

Cotty

39,568 posts

285 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Waynester said:
Not really a stupid Zippy Zappy, Dippy Dappy kind of name, but my little brothers (28 now) name is Barnaby. He has never liked it!
Why doesn't he change it or swap with his middle name.

sherbert90

1,906 posts

153 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Cotty said:
Mobile Chicane said:
I think I win this one.

There's a girl in my family (by marriage thank God) called Mushroom.

I st you not. Mushroom.
Did she marry a fungi?
Maybe there wasn't mush room on the birth certificate.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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englisharcher said:
KrazyIvan said:
Surely it should be My-Dun-ite. Just out of interest what's the poor girls middle name?
She has no middle name
That's a shame. At about the age of 6 or 7 I decided I no longer liked my 1st name (George) and refused to answer to anyone unless they called me by my middle name. You brother has removed that option from your niece.

My dad used to work with a guy called Justin, he refused to tell us his surname (as we were kids and would likely cause some embarrassment to both my dad and Justin) About 15 years later he finally caved in and told us.....his name was Justin Bottom, we still all laughed like 10 year old's.

toxgobbler

2,903 posts

192 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Pothole said:
Big Fat Fatty said:
SGirl said:
Big Fat Fatty said:
I think it's ok to give your pets silly names but not kids, I want a dog and already have a name lined up for him, Syndrome.
Sounds like someone is a fan of The Incredibles. hehe

When our son was born, the child in to see the doctor before us was called Bigboy. How on earth are you meant to be taken seriously in life with a name like Bigboy?
I am a fan of the Incredibles but it'll get funnier when he jumps up on something he's not supposed to jump on hehe

Bigboy?!?! What were they thinking? I heard a story about an American who called his two sons Winner and Loser, Winner became a crack addict, in and out of jail every other month and Loser became a detective in the police. Names have an enormous affect on peoples lives.

Edited by Big Fat Fatty on Thursday 5th April 12:19
No, they don't.
Are you not aware of nominative determinism?

retrobob

2,858 posts

190 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Just remembered another one > a baby boy called Sunny Jim.

englisharcher

1,607 posts

165 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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anonymous said:
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Just like my brother then, he was the idiot from the James May tattoo thread.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Cotty said:
Mobile Chicane said:
I think I win this one.

There's a girl in my family (by marriage thank God) called Mushroom.

I st you not. Mushroom.
Did she marry a fungi?
How does shi take all the crap gags?

Glocko Shirts

1,813 posts

250 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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My partner's son's girlfriend announced that their daughter was going to be called Mi.
Mia's nice my partner said...

oh no; Meeya!! (to be individual was the claim!)
Poor kid.

Haggleburyfinius

6,600 posts

187 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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Vulgar LS2 said:
deadtom said:
Vulgar LS2 said:
There is a lovely family near me with their sons called Lucifer and Lokey, im not a god fearing man but I would be inclined to air on the side of caution and not piss the big man off just in case he's real.
do they spell it Lokey or Loki?
Im not sure of the spelling but they act as though theyre possessed, from what I know the mum has issues rolleyes and can usually be found shouting in the street where they live.
My chihuahua is called Loki!

I know someone who called their child "Butterfly Princess". Incredible.

qube_TA

8,402 posts

246 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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stupid names = stupid parents.

Almost as bad is giving really tedious names, you're holding your newborn Son in your arms for the first time, his whole future lies ahead like an unexplored ocean of possibility....

Until you decide to call him Keith

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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qube_TA said:
Until you decide to call him Keith
Or Hilary.

stevejh

799 posts

205 months

Thursday 5th April 2012
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I was in our local Minor Injuries Unit with my daughter yesterday and the woman sitting opposite us in the waiting room had three kids. Every time she called the youngest boy I thought I had misheard her as she kept calling him 'Diesel'. I listened out for the other boy's name as I thought it might be something like 'Unleaded' but actually he and the little girl both had quite normal names.