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Butter Face
Original Poster
5,702 posts
29 months
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So it seems over the last few years that there has been an increasing trend to give newborn children stupid f  ked up names that will ruin their lives. I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple. Beyonce and Jay Z have just called theirs Blue Ivy. this is probably the absolute worst I've ever seen, spotted by member of another forum on Facebook...  Yea, Sambuca f king Levi. Words fail me. Whats the worst you've heard/seen? It's just so utterly retarded.
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bigandclever
6,356 posts
107 months
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OldJohnnyYen
938 posts
18 months
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A local bunch of chavs have called their son Conan :|
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otolith
19,346 posts
73 months
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Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#
There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though.
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singlecoil
14,904 posts
115 months
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otolith said: Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#
There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though. Mercedes was named after a girl, I feel I have to point out.
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Jazoli
3,383 posts
119 months
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Kid with a stupid name = Stupid Parents. You have to feel for some of the kids really, I knew a girl who called her little girl Alana Charlie, yes really, silly b h
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sadako
7,080 posts
107 months
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OldJohnnyYen said: A local bunch of chavs have called their son Conan : Named after the American talk show host and political commentator or the barbarian?
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Pothole
18,028 posts
151 months
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singlecoil said: otolith said: Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#
There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though. Mercedes was named after a girl, I feel I have to point out. You don't really do irony, then?
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singlecoil
14,904 posts
115 months
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Pothole said: singlecoil said: otolith said: Conan's an old name though, it's been around a lot longer than the movies.#
There is a nice irony in people calling their kids "Mercedes" after the car, though. Mercedes was named after a girl, I feel I have to point out. You don't really do irony, then? Sometimes. Not this time though.
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Turbodiesel1690
1,299 posts
39 months
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We now have an 'Olly' in the family  not 'Oliver' shortened, just Olly. OK when he's a baby/child but wrong when he's a middle aged man. Unless he chooses a career as a clown or pop singer
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joewilliams
1,457 posts
70 months
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The stupid misspelling of names is worse I think.
For example: Lay-Nee.
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Pothole
18,028 posts
151 months
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Butter Face said: I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple. Not really, that's just part of a rock/pop/film star tradition: Zowie Bowie Dweezil, Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin Zappa Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie Geldof Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson Kal-El Cage Pilot Inspektor Lee (Jason Lee - My Name is Earl) Kyd Duchovny Sage Moonblood Stallone etc, etc.
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marcosgt
6,192 posts
45 months
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Pothole said: Butter Face said: I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple. Not really, that's just part of a rock/pop/film star tradition: Zowie Bowie Dweezil, Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin Zappa Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie Geldof Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson Kal-El Cage Pilot Inspektor Lee (Jason Lee - My Name is Earl) Kyd Duchovny Sage Moonblood Stallone etc, etc. I'm calling my next one iKid. M.
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Pothole
18,028 posts
151 months
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marcosgt said: Pothole said: Butter Face said: I think it started with Chris Martin's kid being called Apple. Not really, that's just part of a rock/pop/film star tradition: Zowie Bowie Dweezil, Moon Unit & Diva Thin Muffin Zappa Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie Geldof Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson Kal-El Cage Pilot Inspektor Lee (Jason Lee - My Name is Earl) Kyd Duchovny Sage Moonblood Stallone etc, etc. I'm calling my next one iKid. M. Is your surname Unot?
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vixen1700
6,442 posts
139 months
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Blanket has to be my favourite name ever, makes me chuckle everytime.  Poor sod. 
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sherbert90
1,008 posts
21 months
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There's someone I know who has called their child 'Janey'. Not a particularly stupid name, but they pronounce it 'Juhn-ay'.
It says 'jane-ie' to me. Has anyone else heard of it being pronounced that way or are they just being 'alternative'?
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Isaac Hunt
6,771 posts
80 months
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Pothole said: Zowie Bowie Who prefers to be know as Duncan Jones Met someone call Krystal the other week - sounds like the name a trans-gender would choose.
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Pothole
18,028 posts
151 months
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Isaac Hunt said: Pothole said: Zowie Bowie Who prefers to be know as Duncan Jones Met someone call Krystal the other week - sounds like the name a trans-gender would choose. I'm not bothered what her prefers to be called. I know a woman called Krystal...or is she?
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Vocal Minority
2,095 posts
21 months
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Colleague of my girlfreind named their sprog 'Charlie'. Not Charles. 'Charlie'.
This irritates me. At least give the kid the option
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Pothole
18,028 posts
151 months
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Vocal Minority said: Colleague of my girlfreind named their sprog 'Charlie'. Not Charles. 'Charlie'.
This irritates me. At least give the kid the option He still has the options of Chaz or Chuck...
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