Match.com (Volume 5)

[Cock Womble 7]

Carthage said:

Ongoing.
To sum up, too small = no good.
Too large = no good.
Slightly larger than average = good.

HTH

Hey, how you doin'?

[CBR JGWRR]

Run Carthage, it's him again!

[Carthage]

WorAl said:

So enough to get the gag reflex twitching, but not enough to stop you from breathing? You dirty bds.

I would remind you, sir, that I am merely an independent observer of said research, reporting it for your edification.

[Carthage]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Hey, how you doin'?

[Blown2CV]

there is no such thing as too big tits, only too saggy or too fat

[poprock]

Blown2CV said:

there is no such thing as too big tits, only too saggy or too fat

You, Sir, are wrong.

[NobleGuy]

poprock said:

Blown2CV said:

there is no such thing as too big tits, only too saggy or too fat

You, Sir, are wrong.

I've always preferred a smaller cup size.

[KaraK]

Carthage said:

WorAl said:

So enough to get the gag reflex twitching, but not enough to stop you from breathing? You dirty bds.

I would remind you, sir, that I am merely an independent observer of said research, reporting it for your edification.

Something of a voyeur then? Kinky

[Cock Womble 7]

NobleGuy said:

I've always preferred a smaller cup size.

Now, you see, up until recently I would have argued to the death about the merits of the larger boob. However, there's no arguing that time, age and gravity are not the friends of the fuller cup. Ladies blessed with more modest chestage tend to keeps theirs where they belong; their bustier counterparts, on the other hand, tend to have warmer knees...

[V8mate]

Blown2CV said:

there is no such thing as too big tits, only too saggy or too fat

Nah. As long as they're not empty and floppy like a pair of Spaniel's ears, there's nothing wrong with a good pair of hangers. Women who can brush their nipples on the bedclothes when they're on all fours on the bed with arms locked, score maximum boobage points.

[Council Baby]

Now is probably time to explore the question of nipple size as well. Nobody wants saggy tits... but bullets or fried eggs?

V8 - I'm sure you have a guiding opinion on this one

[V8mate]

Council Baby said:

Now is probably time to explore the question of nipple size as well. Nobody wants saggy tits... but bullets or fried eggs?

V8 - I'm sure you have a guiding opinion on this one

Both. Large areolae and coat pegs for nipples, please.

[NobleGuy]

Cock Womble 7 said:

NobleGuy said:

I've always preferred a smaller cup size.

Now, you see, up until recently I would have argued to the death about the merits of the larger boob. However, there's no arguing that time, age and gravity are not the friends of the fuller cup. Ladies blessed with more modest chestage tend to keeps theirs where they belong; their bustier counterparts, on the other hand, tend to have warmer knees...

Oh man I have a story about one larger-busted lady but it's not fair to make fun so I'll keep it to myself. Suffice to say I'm in agreement here

[Gorilla Boy]

V8mate said:

Both. Large areolae and coat pegs for nipples, please.

Can't beat a set of burger nips especially when the nipple is enough to roll between finger and thumb

[Agoogy]

and this volume remains open how?
36C for me with ickle 'bullets'...that's what I like not what I have.....

[V8mate]

Laurel Green said:

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

______

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

From the SC Joke thread. Worth repeating here as serious advice.

[DanDC5]

NobleGuy said:

Oh man I have a story about one larger-busted lady but it's not fair to make fun so I'll keep it to myself. Suffice to say I'm in agreement here

It's never fair but it is funny, tell the story.

[V8mate]

NobleGuy said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

NobleGuy said:

I've always preferred a smaller cup size.

Now, you see, up until recently I would have argued to the death about the merits of the larger boob. However, there's no arguing that time, age and gravity are not the friends of the fuller cup. Ladies blessed with more modest chestage tend to keeps theirs where they belong; their bustier counterparts, on the other hand, tend to have warmer knees...

Oh man I have a story about one larger-busted lady but it's not fair to make fun so I'll keep it to myself. Suffice to say I'm in agreement here

No, hangers FTW!

Tell us the story!

[WorAl]

V8mate said:

No, hangers FTW!

Tell us the story!

Not necessarily hangers, but I love huge norks.

Edited by WorAl on Wednesday 2nd May 11:41

[Don1]

Has everyone given up?