Match.com (Volume 5)

Match.com (Volume 5)

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Adenauer

18,579 posts

236 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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There's no love heart attached to this one so it gets lost easily.

And yes, I would suggest that a lot of them have given up finding true love biggrin

Adenauer

18,579 posts

236 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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Ha biggrin

carreauchompeur

17,846 posts

204 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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Oh completely given up. Have a decent amount of dates/lines of enquiry lined up though so I think my new laissez-faire attitude might be doing the trick.

I was a little surprised that a weekend in the Isles of Scilly for a major rowing championship wasn't more, erm action-filled but even the regular lotharios on our crew were empty-handed hehe

On a side note, I notice that in a remarkable point of coincidence, since my Match subscription has run out that my "views" have gone from about 2-3 a day to over 10, the thing's constantly beeping- So much so that I removed the app from my phone.

Shysters.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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Too busy to give anyone the time they may deserve right now, so sticking with one occasional visitor at the moment and leaving the murky world of dating alone...

Perhaps.

EDIT - aww that soft touch JAYB has added a heart to portray the general desperation of volume 5 hehe

Edited by Council Baby on Wednesday 9th May 16:05

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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Council Baby said:
Too busy to give anyone the time they may deserve right now, so sticking with one occasional visitor at the moment and leaving the murky world of dating alone...
Shagging your burglars now?

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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V8mate said:
Shagging your burglars now?
If I did get burgled I understand that to be the PH way.

VBRJ.

clonmult

10,529 posts

209 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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WorAl said:
V8mate said:
No, hangers FTW!

Tell us the story!
Not necessarily hangers, but I love huge norks.

Edited by WorAl on Wednesday 2nd May 11:41
Don't we all?

I know I did back when i dated one with truly epic norkage. The things she could do with them .... but she was indeed saddled with a very bad case of the now legendary "mental".

clonmult

10,529 posts

209 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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carreauchompeur said:
Oh completely given up. Have a decent amount of dates/lines of enquiry lined up though so I think my new laissez-faire attitude might be doing the trick.

I was a little surprised that a weekend in the Isles of Scilly for a major rowing championship wasn't more, erm action-filled but even the regular lotharios on our crew were empty-handed hehe

On a side note, I notice that in a remarkable point of coincidence, since my Match subscription has run out that my "views" have gone from about 2-3 a day to over 10, the thing's constantly beeping- So much so that I removed the app from my phone.

Shysters.
Colleague had *exactly* the same happen with his Match account - gave up on it, suddenly renewed interest.

I'm now giving up on trying anything by dating sites. I'll maybe occasionally try my luck on nights out, but otherwise really don't give a flying fkuc about dating. Making the most of being single, and aside from my sons at weekends I'll be doing what I want, when I want.

(and according to a couple of the girls down the gym, I've now got a much better attitude to life, which apparently makes me more attractive!???!?)

Echo66

384 posts

189 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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My smugness in Vol 4 wrt to the lack of mental in my Swedish girlfriend from Match I had been with since Oct meant I was bound to fall on my arse. A slight case of the mental crept in & we split just after Easter although we keep in touch & there may be a slim to moderate chance of a re-match once she addresses some issues.

In the meantime I am now hanging out of a 34yr old successful affluent blonde business woman, who has a great bout of mental but goes like a train & its fun to pull her mental strings now & again. It may or may not have a future. Who cares.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Echo66 said:
My smugness in Vol 4 wrt to the lack of mental in my Swedish girlfriend from Match I had been with since Oct meant I was bound to fall on my arse. A slight case of the mental crept in & we split just after Easter although we keep in touch & there may be a slim to moderate chance of a re-match once she addresses some issues.

In the meantime I am now hanging out of a 34yr old successful affluent blonde business woman, who has a great bout of mental but goes like a train & its fun to pull her mental strings now & again. It may or may not have a future. Who cares.
Nice one. Perhaps you need to start a new thread? Leave behind the losers in the 'Dealing with The Mental' thread and champion a 'Playing the Mental' or 'Getting the best from your Mental' discussion; full of 'internet high fives' and tales of the bedroom rodeo!

The Beaver King

6,095 posts

195 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Echo66 said:
My smugness in Vol 4 wrt to the lack of mental in my Swedish girlfriend from Match I had been with since Oct meant I was bound to fall on my arse. A slight case of the mental crept in & we split just after Easter although we keep in touch & there may be a slim to moderate chance of a re-match once she addresses some issues.

In the meantime I am now hanging out of a 34yr old successful affluent blonde business woman, who has a great bout of mental but goes like a train & its fun to pull her mental strings now & again. It may or may not have a future. Who cares.
Interacting with two women displaying the 'mental'?




The Beaver King

6,095 posts

195 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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V8mate said:
Nice one. Perhaps you need to start a new thread? Leave behind the losers in the 'Dealing with The Mental' thread and champion a 'Playing the Mental' or 'Getting the best from your Mental' discussion; full of 'internet high fives' and tales of the bedroom rodeo!
Haven't there been a few of these threads anyway, mainly started by Flashman? I doubt Echo could compete....

clonmult

10,529 posts

209 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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The Beaver King said:
V8mate said:
Nice one. Perhaps you need to start a new thread? Leave behind the losers in the 'Dealing with The Mental' thread and champion a 'Playing the Mental' or 'Getting the best from your Mental' discussion; full of 'internet high fives' and tales of the bedroom rodeo!
Haven't there been a few of these threads anyway, mainly started by Flashman? I doubt Echo could compete....
The only person who could have ever rivalled Flashman would have been Rod Rammage, these forums aren't the same without his commentary.

Jabbah

1,331 posts

154 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Whats the best free dating site? My Match.com subscription is coming to an end so thought I'd try out the free offerings. Had a look at Oasis but I must say the general level there is pretty ropey. PoF any better?

Echo66

384 posts

189 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Oh even though the mental is very strong in the newer one, it isn't something that can't be managed with some rohipnol & harsh language. She can't compare to some of the exploits as reported by others with higher tolerance levels of the fking fruitloops of the fairer sex.

But, yes I have to agree the rodeo sex is fantastic & she's filthier than a Welsh railway so in the words of William Shakespeare, "fk it, get in there lad". So I am.

freecar

4,249 posts

187 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Jabbah said:
Whats the best free dating site? My Match.com subscription is coming to an end so thought I'd try out the free offerings. Had a look at Oasis but I must say the general level there is pretty ropey. PoF any better?
OKCupid is better than POF.

NobleGuy

7,133 posts

215 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Not wanting to leave another dangling carrot after the dangly booby conversation, I'd love to tell everyone what I bet with my OH if Utd. don't win the Premier League. I may have been drunk when I gambled yikes

But I can't hehe

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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NobleGuy said:
Not wanting to leave another dangling carrot after the dangly booby conversation, I'd love to tell everyone what I bet with my OH if Utd. don't win the Premier League. I may have been drunk when I gambled yikes

But I can't hehe
She's going to do you with a strap on if you lose.

No lube.

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

169 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Edited by crazy about cars on Thursday 10th May 19:59

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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crazy about cars said:
Of NG getting done? fking wrongun!

Anyway, how 24 hrs changes things. One occasional visitor became none, replaced with another 'agreement' whistle
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