Match.com (Volume 5)

[Council Baby]

anonymous said:

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Yeah, it's a trust thing!

You can trust me to break in, bone away, and leave with an empty (swag) sack and a hangover.

[Council Baby]

kowalski655 said:

A woman who keeps booze by the bedside-result!

[ali_kat]

Council Baby said:

leglessAlex said:

Honestly, when I told him to climb through the window I didn't think he would actually do it.

It was good thinking mate, a bit trickier than I'd imagined but worked

You mean that was your idea?!

[Council Baby]

ali_kat said:

You mean that was your idea?!

Alex loosely suggested it when he dropped me off as she wasn't answering - it seemed like a wonderful idea at the time and somehow I managed not to fall off the building despite being stfaced.

I did some further climbing of a building on Monday night which didn't end so well and left a trail of my blood behind and me with 2 mangled hands and a leg, but maybe that story should stay private

[ali_kat]

Council Baby said:

I did some further climbing of a building on Monday night which didn't end so well and left a trail of my blood behind and me with 2 mangled hands and a leg, but maybe that story should stay private

You've started, you may finish

[Mr Roper]

ali_kat said:

You've started, you may finish

Not too soon though, eh?

[Council Baby]

Let's just say it was a morally correct thing to do and made some people happy without bothering anyone but wasn't strictly legal

Some off topic pics for your amusement







Don't get drunk and climb buildings people

[Adenauer]

You worry me.

He worries me.

[Council Baby]

Adenauer said:

You worry me.

He worries me.

Sorry, Dad

[Mr Roper]

Adenauer said:

You worry me.

He worries me.

If you believe all that bks about Milk tray'ing up a wall to pleasure a sleeping beauty...and the convenient bottle of plonk on the bedside, then more fool you.

THIS is why he has cuts and bruises.

[Council Baby]

[kowalski655]

Council Baby said:

...

[ali_kat]

Council Baby said:

Let's just say it was a morally correct thing to do and made some people happy without bothering anyone but wasn't strictly legal
Don't get drunk and climb buildings people

Awwww, he got the little boy's lost ball back for him

[LordLoveLength]

Mobile Chicane said:

Unfortunately, as has been explained to me, this is where evolution plays a particularly cruel trick on wimmins.

As levels of oestrogen in the body naturally decline with age, testosterone (wimmins have this too) is left 'Home Alone', as it were.

I'd imagine - from the Selfish Gene's point of view - this is to maximise the chances of conception at a point when natural fertility is declining.

Yeah, thanks.

Worst excuse for being a bearded lady ever!

[leglessAlex]

Council Baby said:

ali_kat said:

You mean that was your idea?!

Alex loosely suggested it when he dropped me off as she wasn't answering - it seemed like a wonderful idea at the time and somehow I managed not to fall off the building despite being stfaced.

I did some further climbing of a building on Monday night which didn't end so well and left a trail of my blood behind and me with 2 mangled hands and a leg, but maybe that story should stay private

Not to self: Don't make jokes that could be taken seriously when CB is drunk

[Justaredbadge]

leglessAlex said:

Not to self: Don't make jokes that could be taken seriously when CB is drunk

"and then, officer, I told him to go fk himself...."

[Rovinghawk]

Is Screwfix Direct a dating website?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Rovinghawk said:

Is Screwfix Direct a dating website?

Many of the contributors to this thread might be more successful there.

[croyde]

Nice looking wrenches on that site.

[GloverMart]

Not as many spanners as on the POF site though.