Match.com (Volume 5)

[mattuk89]

Disco You said:

Did you get laid, though?

Thats all from today, I wasn't going anywhere tonight, Im too much of a mess from a heavy weekend, have I got laid from POF? Yea many times..

[Condi]

Was going well until 'smash your back doors in'.

[Council Baby]

If you're just after a fk then the direct approach sema fair enough

If you want something other than an easy shag you may want to try something a bit different

[226bhp]

I love would love to pick you up?

[mattuk89]

Council Baby said:

If you're just after a fk then the direct approach sema fair enough

If you want something other than an easy shag you may want to try something a bit different

Haha, im not after anything serious at the moment, but even the girlfriend potentials, get a similar message, its a far better opener than hi etc, guaranteed a reply!

226bhp said:

I love would love to pick you up?

Like i said, heavy weekend haha, was still pissed when wrote the first message and copied and pasted it! Released after i had sent like 10 messages.

This was just an experiment, was down the pub with a mate, he was on about how he never gets replies on POF, I bet him a 10er I would get more replies saying something as stupid as that, as he would saying " hey, have you had a good weekend?" Guess who won the bet

[GloverMart]

It's a bit risky though, isn't there warnings that you'll be kicked off if you send messages like that?

[Council Baby]

GloverMart said:

It's a bit risky though, isn't there warnings that you'll be kicked off if you send messages like that?

Then you just rejoin with a different email address and username. They don't give a st anyway.

[leglessAlex]

Council Baby said:

GloverMart said:

It's a bit risky though, isn't there warnings that you'll be kicked off if you send messages like that?

Then you just rejoin with a different email address and username. They don't give a st anyway.

Spoken like a true pro.

That's not a bad approach, might give it a go myself for the laugh.

[Council Baby]

leglessAlex said:

Spoken like a true pro.

That's not a bad approach, might give it a go myself for the laugh.

I'm still off the market mate, no harm in sharing the tips though

[mattuk89]

GloverMart said:

It's a bit risky though, isn't there warnings that you'll be kicked off if you send messages like that?

Doubtful, there hardly going to report it, a few responded negatively, to which i replied, look it was just an opener it made you reply didn't it, you wouldn't of replied if i just said hi, to which they agreed, and i carried on talking to them normally. You gotta remember, even the ugly girls will be getting like 50 messages a day, you gotta stand out! haha

[GloverMart]

Council Baby said:

GloverMart said:

It's a bit risky though, isn't there warnings that you'll be kicked off if you send messages like that?

Then you just rejoin with a different email address and username. They don't give a st anyway.

That's true. Having said that, Matt's obviously shopping for a younger model with less inhibitions whereas my aim would be late thirties plus, less likely to take a chance about being thrown over a bonnet...

Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.

[mattuk89]

GloverMart said:

That's true. Having said that, Matt's obviously shopping for a younger model with less inhibitions whereas my aim would be late thirties plus, less likely to take a chance about being thrown over a bonnet...

Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.

Haha! The older ones don't like it all, ill send a few messages out tomorrow and post the responses they will be very different.

[Council Baby]

mattuk89 said:

Haha! The older ones don't like it all, ill send a few messages out tomorrow and post the responses they will be very different.

Excellent, someone to keep the thread alive with experiments

[Justayellowbadge]

None of those girls look like plain, sturdy, types, and I bet your bonnet isn't that of a series Land Rover.

You're not going to get anywhere if you can't POF like old money landed types.

[croyde]

A mate of mine got hold of my phone and sent similar messages to ten who had matched but had not replied to my hi.

9 said nothing but one entered into the spirit of it for a bit anyway.

[GloverMart]

mattuk89 said:

GloverMart said:

That's true. Having said that, Matt's obviously shopping for a younger model with less inhibitions whereas my aim would be late thirties plus, less likely to take a chance about being thrown over a bonnet...

Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.

Haha! The older ones don't like it all, ill send a few messages out tomorrow and post the responses they will be very different.

Fair play, Matt. Just before I dive in with both feet, so to speak, was this girls who had approached you to start with by saying "Hi" or ones you had approached yourself? And was it literally your first message to them?

If I can pluck up the courage, I'm doing this.

[mattuk89]

GloverMart said:

mattuk89 said:

GloverMart said:

That's true. Having said that, Matt's obviously shopping for a younger model with less inhibitions whereas my aim would be late thirties plus, less likely to take a chance about being thrown over a bonnet...

Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.

Haha! The older ones don't like it all, ill send a few messages out tomorrow and post the responses they will be very different.

Fair play, Matt. Just before I dive in with both feet, so to speak, was this girls who had approached you to start with by saying "Hi" or ones you had approached yourself? And was it literally your first message to them?

If I can pluck up the courage, I'm doing this.

Had never spoken to them before, it was literally the first message I sent to them, I usually send them to girls just outside of my home town, just in case they get really offended, and I bump into them down town or something, this has happened before! Haha

[GloverMart]

Fair play, I'm practising this approach on my ex at the moment via text.

Live near Bristol so I should be okay not to bump into them haha.

[Thankyou4calling]

Mobile Chicane said:

And has it worked?

The intention was clearly to get a quick shag. It won't have worked. The guy doesn't come across very well in my opinion. Not cheeky or funny, just formulaicly crude. The sort of thing you'd say to the last fat woman in a club when the lights go on. I suppose if you are just playing a numbers game then it's a tactic but it just reads a bit juvenile. By all means have a laugh, it's a great way to move things forward but there's no subtlety or charm to it, just unpleasant in my opinion.

[GreatGranny]

Thankyou4calling said:

The intention was clearly to get a quick shag. It won't have worked. The guy doesn't come across very well in my opinion. Not cheeky or funny, just formulaicly crude. The sort of thing you'd say to the last fat woman in a club when the lights go on. I suppose if you are just playing a numbers game then it's a tactic but it just reads a bit juvenile. By all means have a laugh, it's a great way to move things forward but there's no subtlety or charm to it, just unpleasant in my opinion.

Ooooh, get you!

So you got zero replies then :-)

Edited by GreatGranny on Monday 12th May 15:43