Match.com (Volume 5)
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mattuk89 said:
Had never spoken to them before, it was literally the first message I sent to them, I usually send them to girls just outside of my home town, just in case they get really offended, and I bump into them down town or something, this has happened before! Haha
We dont know if any would have followed through with actions though do we? Possibly those replying were replying as a joke. What we need to know is whether any deliver and if so long the converstation is until they do.Thankyou4calling said:
Mobile Chicane said:
And has it worked?
The intention was clearly to get a quick shag. It won't have worked. The guy doesn't come across very well in my opinion. Not cheeky or funny, just formulaicly crude. The sort of thing you'd say to the last fat woman in a club when the lights go on. I suppose if you are just playing a numbers game then it's a tactic but it just reads a bit juvenile. By all means have a laugh, it's a great way to move things forward but there's no subtlety or charm to it, just unpleasant in my opinion.A friend got a reply back from a somewhat 'larger lady'.
Sure, he could come round to her place for a bunk-up, only please could he stop off at Pizza Hut first.
Chrisgr31 said:
mattuk89 said:
Had never spoken to them before, it was literally the first message I sent to them, I usually send them to girls just outside of my home town, just in case they get really offended, and I bump into them down town or something, this has happened before! Haha
We dont know if any would have followed through with actions though do we? Possibly those replying were replying as a joke. What we need to know is whether any deliver and if so long the converstation is until they do.mattuk89 said:
GloverMart said:
That's true. Having said that, Matt's obviously shopping for a younger model with less inhibitions whereas my aim would be late thirties plus, less likely to take a chance about being thrown over a bonnet... 
Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.
Haha! The older ones don't like it all, ill send a few messages out tomorrow and post the responses they will be very different.Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.
I'm going to have to try this, or at least something like it. The, er, direct approach.
clonmult said:
mattuk89 said:
GloverMart said:
That's true. Having said that, Matt's obviously shopping for a younger model with less inhibitions whereas my aim would be late thirties plus, less likely to take a chance about being thrown over a bonnet...
Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.
Haha! The older ones don't like it all, ill send a few messages out tomorrow and post the responses they will be very different.Or I'm just making up excuses not to take a chance.
I'm going to have to try this, or at least something like it. The, er, direct approach.
Oh, maybe when they see "rowing", they think of it as arguing rather than spending long periods in a boat!
Only joking. That's quite interesting, I'm off out to a boring meeting tonight but when I get back, I am going to have a go at this approach and see where it takes me.
Gulp.
To add, I've just spotted a really pretty girl who has uploaded her profile in the style of a poem. Quite good it is too, shows a bit of talent there.... 
So in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
So in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
GloverMart said:
To add, I've just spotted a really pretty girl who has uploaded her profile in the style of a poem. Quite good it is too, shows a bit of talent there....
So in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
I've been reading your posts, what are you afraid of? It's a numbers game, reply to everyone possible, send messages to anyone in radius. You might find a diamond in the rough and you might have a dozen bad dates in a row. Don't be afraid of what "might" happen. Who gives a fSo in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
k? You don't have to see them again, no one else will ever know. Just get out there, as much as possible!
(Having breakfast with a guy before work tomorrow to fit work schedules!)
GloverMart said:
To add, I've just spotted a really pretty girl who has uploaded her profile in the style of a poem. Quite good it is too, shows a bit of talent there....
So in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
so much effort!So in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
I'm all for personalising the opener...but a poem???????
GloverMart said:
To add, I've just spotted a really pretty girl who has uploaded her profile in the style of a poem. Quite good it is too, shows a bit of talent there....
So in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
Is she a cutieSo in the interests of fairness, I've sent a nine verse poem back at her; mildly self-deprecating, funny in places, a little sad in others. Reckon I'll hit the spot and not too direct although I do use two naughty words....
Great booty
Makes you feel fruity
So go do your duty
Is she a honey
Real funny
With not too much money
A hotty
Top totty
With a gorgeous tight botty?
Blimey, what have I started here?
Here's one verse, that's all you're getting. Taken in context, I'm trying to explain I'm a heffalump.
But sadly size puts women off
Whether they're chav, normal or toff
They look at my pics and say "No thanks"
I'll stay on my own and stick with w....atching telly.
(It reads better in the whole, honestly!)
Here's one verse, that's all you're getting. Taken in context, I'm trying to explain I'm a heffalump.
But sadly size puts women off
Whether they're chav, normal or toff
They look at my pics and say "No thanks"
I'll stay on my own and stick with w....atching telly.
(It reads better in the whole, honestly!)
GloverMart said:
Blimey, what have I started here?
Here's one verse, that's all you're getting. Taken in context, I'm trying to explain I'm a heffalump.
But sadly size puts women off
Whether they're chav, normal or toff
They look at my pics and say "No thanks"
I'll stay on my own and stick with w....atching telly.
(It reads better in the whole, honestly!)
Try this:Here's one verse, that's all you're getting. Taken in context, I'm trying to explain I'm a heffalump.
But sadly size puts women off
Whether they're chav, normal or toff
They look at my pics and say "No thanks"
I'll stay on my own and stick with w....atching telly.
(It reads better in the whole, honestly!)
I have to admit
I have a large figure
But my dear ill sure make you quiver
I'm known as the one that
Sure does deliver
So give me a date
You'll cum like a river :-)
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