Match.com (Volume 5)

[Council Baby]

croyde said:

Well fella it worked the first time and she's suggesting we meet up for a drink.

Don't forget to pack rubbers and a butt plug. The ones who insist they're not looking for it always put out.

You should probably pack a mask and a ball gag too.

Good work

[croyde]

[Blown2CV]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Suck us off

[NRS]

croyde said:

Well fella it worked the first time and she's suggesting we meet up for a drink.

Pussy whipped already,

[TedMaul]

funny, since I paid my subscription, the level of views, winks and favourites has diminished somewhat.... Shame. Looked on POF and a somewhat different demographic to match I would say. Still, I might give that a punt as well, its free.

[Disco You]

POF, Match, Tinder, Uniform dating, etc. use them all: fish with a net.

[GloverMart]

mattuk89 said:

Glad I could help, the thing is this approach actually works, you will get negative replies, but I find all I have to say is something along the lines of " Haha chill out, this was just an opening message to get you to reply, lets be honest if I said hi, how are you, would you of replied?" To which they will reply again, and you can get the conversation started from there, and judge on their replies how flirty/dirty to be.. At the end of the day woman love sex just as much as men, they are just more conservative! Thats why I laugh at the people who say you should be nicer and show more respect. Gotta rememember the good looking ones get 100s of messages a day, you need to stand out.

Quality, Croyde, that's the sort of age group I'm aiming at. Might try your watered down version of Matt's opening gambit and see how it goes.

[GloverMart]

Well I'd already sent and received a message with one girl on POF. But no response after that so sent her a slightly more direct message last night...

'Hey, you left me all alone on this site. I'm beginning to think I'd have been better saying "Fancy a drink in a quiet pub then out to a nice country lane for some hot action." Might have got a reply then.'

Lo and behold, a couple of hours later, I get...

'You have a reply on a drink in a Gastro pub, after all we could call it belated birthday drinks for both? The hot action, could be in front of a fire or failing that a couple tea lights!!

(laughing-presumably you were provoking me!!)

Anna xx'

[croyde]

Blimey! Now we all have 'The Secret'.

[GreatGranny]

Matt is some kind of sex guru :-)

Always read this thread even though I am happily married with 3 kids.

Not sure how I would get on now trying to meet women.
Haven't been "courting" for over 20 years.

[Tiggsy]

GreatGranny said:

Matt is some kind of sex guru :-)

Always read this thread even though I am happily married with 3 kids.

Not sure how I would get on now trying to meet women.
Haven't been "courting" for over 20 years.

Its easy....my last date was in 1993.....next date in Jan 2014. And its just as described. Be funny, dont be ugly, be cheeky - it makes me wish we had Tinder in 93!!!!

[PAUL500]

Purely in the name of scientific PH research I tried the following intro instead on 10 decent looking profiles who don't seem too uptight, a variation on Matts theme but with the edges smoothed a bit for the more discerning pof lady :-

"Hey there,

I spotted your profile, thought “great photo” so had a read, now I could say the usual old cheese you have heard many times before so instead how about we head off for a romantic picnic one day, enjoy each others company in the countryside, then go at it like rabbits over the bonnet for desert! ;-)

Hi I’m xxx by the way ;-)"

Results pending but replies flying back already and so far finding it funny, and I have yet to be banned!

[Impasse]

I just could not bring myself to saying that sort of cheesy guff to anyone I was even remotely interested in.

[spikeyhead]

Impasse said:

I just could not bring myself to saying that sort of cheesy guff to anyone I was even remotely interested in.

Having morals has always prevented blokes from getting laid, online or in real life.

[Impasse]

spikeyhead said:

Having morals has always prevented blokes from getting laid, online or in real life.

/Bothered/

[Thankyou4calling]

PAUL500 said:

Purely in the name of scientific PH research I tried the following intro instead on 10 decent looking profiles who don't seem too uptight, a variation on Matts theme but with the edges smoothed a bit for the more discerning pof lady :-

"Hey there,

I spotted your profile, thought “great photo” so had a read, now I could say the usual old cheese you have heard many times before so instead how about we head off for a romantic picnic one day, enjoy each others company in the countryside, then go at it like rabbits over the bonnet for desert! ;-)

Hi I’m xxx by the way ;-)"

Results pending but replies flying back already and so far finding it funny, and I have yet to be banned!

That is a decent opener. It's cheeky, flirty, irreverent and displays a tongue in cheek humour. Completely different to MattUK who was just crude. Yours will undoubtedly lead to potential dates, no question as have the others.

The key is to remain polite whilst planting the seed in the mind test you could be interesting.

[Mr Roper]

Thankyou4calling said:

The key is to remain polite whilst planting the seed.....

[Thankyou4calling]

[quote=Mr Roper]


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In her mind you filthy man!

[Fotic]

Thankyou4calling said:

I don't understand what point you're trying to make?

Just that it's funny that you are giving advice to people on how to 'pull' when you're actually an internet dater yourself. Blind leading the blind IMO.

I'm happily married and before that used to be in relationships with girls I'd met.

[Council Baby]

Fotic said:

Just that it's funny that you are giving advice to people on how to 'pull' when you're actually an internet dater yourself. Blind leading the blind IMO.

I'm happily married and before that used to be in relationships with girls I'd met.

Welcome to the modern world.

When I was (not so long ago) available I'd date anyone I fancied from any avenue possible and sift through the junk, people do it these days, they still generally meet and date before starting a relationship though

The current almost girlfriend has made it through 2 months now (I think, I don't really remember the dates) she's even spoken to a drunk Mr Roper on the phone and came away undamaged.

Actually it's their sober conversations that concern me more as it goes, fker keeps trying to charm her