Match.com (Volume 5)

Match.com (Volume 5)

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PAUL500

2,633 posts

246 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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funny you should say that, on a few occasions the smooch has extended a bit further, but then at the point of no return they back off, and the story is then the same over the next few days.

I need to keep reminding myself theses places are not an actual cross section of the real singles out there but skewed heavily in one direction, ie the fruits!

GloverMart

11,805 posts

215 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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olly22n said:
GloverMart said:
"Hi there, love your profile, very sensual and sexy indeed. And your pics are great too, you've got me hooked.

If you're up for a nice pub meal and the chance of being ravished over a car bonnet afterwards, get in touch."
That sounds really cringy.
Taken out of context, yes it does a little. But it is a response to a profile that in places, uses a similar "type" of cringe. So I tried to aim it at the same level to appeal to her and it seems to have worked somehow hehe

croyde

22,857 posts

230 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Council Baby said:
croyde said:
Well fella it worked the first time and she's suggesting we meet up for a drink. drink
Don't forget to pack rubbers and a butt plug. The ones who insist they're not looking for it always put out.

You should probably pack a mask and a ball gag too.

Good work thumbup
We did meet up in Central London, went to a Tapas bar and got on easily but alas no real spark. We kissed when we caught our separate tubes and left each other thanks for the evening texts.

But that was my first cheeky text response and we met up a day later so it does look like Mattuk's way maybe the way to go biggrin


Buzz buzz! Wait that's my phone with a POF reply to a cheeky short message I left only a few mins ago. Right! how to play this one.

Edited by croyde on Thursday 15th May 10:27

Mr Roper

12,996 posts

194 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Post the conversation. smile

GloverMart

11,805 posts

215 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
olly22n said:
GloverMart said:
"Hi there, love your profile, very sensual and sexy indeed. And your pics are great too, you've got me hooked.

If you're up for a nice pub meal and the chance of being ravished over a car bonnet afterwards, get in touch."
That sounds really cringy.
Taken out of context, yes it does a little. But it is a response to a profile that in places, uses a similar "type" of cringe. So I tried to aim it at the same level to appeal to her and it seems to have worked somehow hehe
My one is still bubbling along nicely. A couple of messages flown each way today, she's just responded to my request as to how she likes her men to demonstrate their passion (a leading question).....

"By wanting me....showing me he wants me by being attentive... unable to resist kissing me at every possible opportunity. ..making lots of eye contact..ravishing me on a car bonnet...xx


Thankyou4calling

10,601 posts

173 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
My one is still bubbling along nicely. A couple of messages flown each way today, she's just responded to my request as to how she likes her men to demonstrate their passion (a leading question).....

"By wanting me....showing me he wants me by being attentive... unable to resist kissing me at every possible opportunity. ..making lots of eye contact..ravishing me on a car bonnet...xx
It is now for you to pop the question. Have you spoken yet? This is looking very promising indeed.

GloverMart

11,805 posts

215 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
GloverMart said:
My one is still bubbling along nicely. A couple of messages flown each way today, she's just responded to my request as to how she likes her men to demonstrate their passion (a leading question).....

"By wanting me....showing me he wants me by being attentive... unable to resist kissing me at every possible opportunity. ..making lots of eye contact..ravishing me on a car bonnet...xx
It is now for you to pop the question. Have you spoken yet? This is looking very promising indeed.
Not yet, no. I've just asked her which part of the city she's in as it will make a difference when I suggest we meet.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
Not yet, no. I've just asked her which part of the city she's in as it will make a difference when I suggest we meet.
yikes

You crazy old coot! Tell her you've got an Orion 1.6 Ghia X and the bonnet can take a pounding!

Thankyou4calling

10,601 posts

173 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
Not yet, no. I've just asked her which part of the city she's in as it will make a difference when I suggest we meet.
So, what's your plan for your first call or are you planning to meet without talking? It does happen.

GloverMart

11,805 posts

215 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
GloverMart said:
Not yet, no. I've just asked her which part of the city she's in as it will make a difference when I suggest we meet.
So, what's your plan for your first call or are you planning to meet without talking? It does happen.
She's suggested going on to What's App but I'm sure we'll talk first.



Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
So, what's your plan for your first call or are you planning to meet without talking? It does happen.
90% of women I've met from online I never spoke to first. Part of the gamble, you have no idea if they're going to be posh, chavvy, talk like a sex phone operator, a man... Adds to the mystique wink

GloverMart

11,805 posts

215 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Council Baby said:
Thankyou4calling said:
So, what's your plan for your first call or are you planning to meet without talking? It does happen.
90% of women I've met from online I never spoke to first. Part of the gamble, you have no idea if they're going to be posh, chavvy, talk like a sex phone operator, a man... Adds to the mystique wink
Really CB? Thanks for sharing, would have thought that would have been a lot lower, even for you (no disrespect meant!).

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
Really CB? Thanks for sharing, would have thought that would have been a lot lower, even for you (no disrespect meant!).
I post the st, I can hardly take offence to people judging me by it wink

People just aren't fussed, it's all text communication these days, the game changes, it takes getting used to but you play the cards you're dealt. These days more and more people hide behind technology both in business and personally, just the evolution of things. Personally I prefer vocal or eye contact to email and texts, but it is what it is.

You have to speak to them and look at them to stick your dick in them though.

I've just realised that the girl has already met a load of PH mates and knows my user name, so I should probably shut the fk up hehe

Thankyou4calling

10,601 posts

173 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Council Baby said:
I post the st, I can hardly take offence to people judging me by it wink

People just aren't fussed, it's all text communication these days, the game changes, it takes getting used to but you play the cards you're dealt. These days more and more people hide behind technology both in business and personally, just the evolution of things. Personally I prefer vocal or eye contact to email and texts, but it is what it is.

You have to speak to them and look at them to stick your dick in them though.

I've just realised that the girl has already met a load of PH mates and knows my user name, so I should probably shut the fk up hehe
Look at them yes but I have had the ultimate pleasure without having ever spoken :-) and like yourself I've met plenty just having communicated by text. It sounds odd I'm sure to someone who hasn't met another via the web but it's how it goes these days.

Tiggsy

10,261 posts

252 months

Thursday 15th May 2014
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Didnt talk to any I dated - just whatsapp.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Tiggsy said:
Didnt talk to any I dated - just whatsapp.
So you sat down for a date, bought a drink, and text across the table?

When you fk them did they whatsapp cum noises?

NRS

22,134 posts

201 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
It is now for you to pop the question. Have you spoken yet? This is looking very promising indeed.
eek That's a bit quick! They haven't even met! wink

Council Baby said:
Thankyou4calling said:
So, what's your plan for your first call or are you planning to meet without talking? It does happen.
90% of women I've met from online I never spoke to first. Part of the gamble, you have no idea if they're going to be posh, chavvy, talk like a sex phone operator, a man... Adds to the mystique wink
100% for me, smile

GloverMart

11,805 posts

215 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Well there's half a chance of us meeting up tonight. Won't be for long but this could be a date, a real date!

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

149 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Go Mart. Take condoms, lube, a gimp mask & hand cuffs. And whatever you want too.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

205 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
Well there's half a chance of us meeting up tonight. Won't be for long but this could be a date, a real date!
Free for all on the footy forum tonight party

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