Match.com (Volume 5)

Match.com (Volume 5)

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LordGrover

33,546 posts

213 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Council Baby said:
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I've just realised that the girl has already met a load of PH mates and knows my user name, so I should probably shut the fk up hehe
I fancy that barn door has been flapping wide open for far too long already -- +19k posts and counting here for posterity.

GloverMart

11,831 posts

216 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Not so, been let down by the ex so it's off.frown

She's dead keen still so we'll talk later and arrange something for Sunday instead. Even asked me if I definitely had a bonnet to ravish her on otherwise she'd be contacting Trading Standards... hehe

NRS

22,188 posts

202 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
Not so, been let down by the ex so it's off.frown

She's dead keen still so we'll talk later and arrange something for Sunday instead. Even asked me if I definitely had a bonnet to ravish her on otherwise she'd be contacting Trading Standards... hehe
You didn't let the ex know?! Big mistake!

GloverMart

11,831 posts

216 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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NRS said:
GloverMart said:
Not so, been let down by the ex so it's off.frown

She's dead keen still so we'll talk later and arrange something for Sunday instead. Even asked me if I definitely had a bonnet to ravish her on otherwise she'd be contacting Trading Standards... hehe
You didn't let the ex know?! Big mistake!
No, the ex doesn't know. She's an alcoholic and doesn't know her own name some days; this makes her unreliable when it comes to looking after the kids as an NRP.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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LordGrover said:
Council Baby said:
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I've just realised that the girl has already met a load of PH mates and knows my user name, so I should probably shut the fk up hehe
I fancy that barn door has been flapping wide open for far too long already -- +19k posts and counting here for posterity.
True, luckily I'm pretty honest with people so other than the finer details of my debauchery in the past there isn't really much for her to learn and go mental at.

And that's a fk load of posts to stalk through to find out hehe

carreauchompeur

17,847 posts

205 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Is the repeated use of the word 'ravish' in recent posts making anyone else queasy and toecurly?

NRS

22,188 posts

202 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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GloverMart said:
No, the ex doesn't know. She's an alcoholic and doesn't know her own name some days; this makes her unreliable when it comes to looking after the kids as an NRP.
Sorry about that, I think I've just remembered who you are (you had the long thread on her/the kids for a while)? All the best with things, smile

GloverMart

11,831 posts

216 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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NRS said:
GloverMart said:
No, the ex doesn't know. She's an alcoholic and doesn't know her own name some days; this makes her unreliable when it comes to looking after the kids as an NRP.
Sorry about that, I think I've just remembered who you are (you had the long thread on her/the kids for a while)? All the best with things, smile
No problem thumbup , you're right that was me. I should have made it clearer. hehe

GloverMart

11,831 posts

216 months

Friday 16th May 2014
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Things still moving on nicely, exchanged lots of messages tonight on WhatsApp and she's very keen. Reckon that with a busy-ish weekend ahead, it'll be Sunday before we meet up.

duncandonut

5 posts

122 months

Tuesday 20th May 2014
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Just dipped my toe into sugadaddie.com Slightly better type of bird surely?

NRS

22,188 posts

202 months

Tuesday 20th May 2014
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Sounds interesting, hehe

GloverMart said:
Things still moving on nicely, exchanged lots of messages tonight on WhatsApp and she's very keen. Reckon that with a busy-ish weekend ahead, it'll be Sunday before we meet up.
How did it go? Hope you were able to finally meet!

I've managed to almost (or perhaps have) mucked things up with what seems like a really nice girl. Her profile has no pictures, but she sent me a message asking what I am like, and apologised for the lack of pictures as she got far to many unserious messages. She then gave her name on facebook to find pictures (which are very nice). I then replied joking saying I am an unserious guy (meaning joking around a lot) but she seemed to understand it as not looking for a serious relationship. Don't think it helped with the language translation issue, so will see how things go, smile

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Tuesday 20th May 2014
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duncandonut said:
Just dipped my toe into sugadaddie.com Slightly better type of bird surely?
rofl

Yeah right.

Thankyou4calling

10,607 posts

174 months

Tuesday 20th May 2014
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duncandonut said:
Just dipped my toe into sugadaddie.com Slightly better type of bird surely?
Some fantastic looking women on there, but the clue is in the name :-)

GloverMart

11,831 posts

216 months

Tuesday 20th May 2014
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NRS said:
Sounds interesting, hehe

GloverMart said:
Things still moving on nicely, exchanged lots of messages tonight on WhatsApp and she's very keen. Reckon that with a busy-ish weekend ahead, it'll be Sunday before we meet up.
How did it go? Hope you were able to finally meet!

I've managed to almost (or perhaps have) mucked things up with what seems like a really nice girl. Her profile has no pictures, but she sent me a message asking what I am like, and apologised for the lack of pictures as she got far to many unserious messages. She then gave her name on facebook to find pictures (which are very nice). I then replied joking saying I am an unserious guy (meaning joking around a lot) but she seemed to understand it as not looking for a serious relationship. Don't think it helped with the language translation issue, so will see how things go, smile
Agreed to meet up tonight but ex let me down again with looking after the kids. She genuinely doesn't know I'm off out dating but I'm never comfortable leaving the kids in the house alone at night so she's the main childcare option. POF girl is happy enough and being a parent herself, understands. Hoping for Thursday night now.


Edited by GloverMart on Tuesday 20th May 22:35

Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Tuesday 20th May 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
Some fantastic looking women on there, but the clue is in the name :-)
One of my exes is on there eek

It's an amusing site.

Thankyou4calling

10,607 posts

174 months

Tuesday 20th May 2014
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Council Baby said:
One of my exes is on there eek

It's an amusing site.
Ditto hehe

KFC

3,687 posts

131 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Well I went out and met some bird in a hotel bar last night... she immediately said lets go to my room and have sex. All good at this point. But then she dropped the bombshell that her husband wants to watch. I thought fk it, I'm here now anyway so why not.

It was kinda putting me off my stroke when I looked in the mirror and I can see a fat speccy bloke sitting on a stool in the corner, pants round his ankles, cock in one hand and camera in the other.

Justin Cyder

12,624 posts

150 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Council Baby

19,741 posts

191 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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KFC said:
Well I went out and met some bird in a hotel bar last night... she immediately said lets go to my room and have sex. All good at this point. But then she dropped the bombshell that her husband wants to watch. I thought fk it, I'm here now anyway so why not.

It was kinda putting me off my stroke when I looked in the mirror and I can see a fat speccy bloke sitting on a stool in the corner, pants round his ankles, cock in one hand and camera in the other.
Have you checked [censored]redtube[/censored] for the video of your sweaty arse pounding away yet today?

KFC

3,687 posts

131 months

Friday 23rd May 2014
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Council Baby said:
Have you checked [censored]redtube[/censored] for the video of your sweaty arse pounding away yet today?
I've sent her a text and asked her to put it on Pornhub and send me the link.
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