Match.com (Volume 5)
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Dan_1981 said:
Bloody hell I used to read this thread for light entertainment.
Come back CB all is forgiven.
Come back CB all is forgiven.
Ok - Let's get this back on track:Several dates I've not mentioned recently - primarily due to being busy with work and dating/drinking also I was getting bored of reliving them to strangers so took to blogging them on Facebook for friends and family to laugh at instead
I went on a date with a feminist about 10 days ago, I mentioned it on here but no details - she turned up 30 minutes late, sat down, spilled the glass of wine I'd bought her (double standards there) over herself, then got the strop when I said 'I didn't expect to make you wet that quickly', and buggered off. My shortest date ever - under 5 minutes.
Last Friday night's date:
Turned up half hour late, drank faster than even me, went on and on about her job and how wonderful she was, tried to eat my face off, threw up in a bin after drinking too fast (I think the one tequila may have ended her) then did a drunken flip out and thankfully disappeared, sent me an abusive text later.
The Friday before:
Had been chatting to a bird off tinder, she manages a brothel (honestly) some very amusing phone calls and good banter over a couple of weeks so I decided to give it a shot for a laugh. Had a great night, back to mine, drinking outside at sunset, getting fruity, as you do. We're quite hammered on a mixture of wine and cocktails when she goes to the loo at about 11.30.
15 minutes later I go looking for her, knock on the door, no answer - she's not locked it so I open it and she's passed out on the bog snoring, dress off, wearing nothing but stockings, suspenders and a bra. Picked her up, put her to bed and carried on drinking... didn't take any pics at all of that. In the morning had to kick her out for being a massively annoying
when I had a mild hangover.The following day:
Kicked out the chick above, got myself sorted and headed across London to meet an eastern European Au Pair for the evening - lovely girl, great sense of humour, fit, will probably be seeing her again when she gets back from visiting family next week. Good kisser
On the way home (last tube) get a text from an Irish chick I've been chatting to, invites me to a club... think 'why not' and end up there. Get utterly wrecked with her and roll in at 5am Sunday.
I think 3 dates in a day is a personal worst for me.
There have been quite a few non events, and some who have seemed nice at the time but in retrospect I won't see again.
I have dates sorted for Thursday, Saturday, Monday and Wednesday and am still chatting to maybe 4 of the ones I've dated who have been normal. But I can confirm it's a f
king minefield out there lads - stay safe kowalski655 said:
You see Ki3r,THAT is how you do it 
Thankyou4calling said:
Our leader has spoken and it is our duty to listen, learn and follow his example.
But CB didn't seem to get a shag. All that mucking about and the closest he got was picking up a partially naked drunk hooker from the toilet.At least Ki3R got his winky wet, despite getting his head f
ked.Must try harder CB!
Don1 said:
TedMaul said:
tineye didn't help, maybe I did something wrong, so who is she in realty and no, she didnt reply lol
Copy the image url, go to google images, in the address bar at the top you will see a camera. Put the url in there and stand back.(She's slightly mucky, isn't she? Not unattractive with it though).
Impasse said:
But CB didn't seem to get a shag. All that mucking about and the closest he got was picking up a partially naked drunk hooker from the toilet.
At least Ki3R got his winky wet, despite getting his head fked.
Must try harder CB!
I did, at least one At least Ki3R got his winky wet, despite getting his head f
ked.Must try harder CB!
but I'm not here to divulge the finer 'ins and outs' of the intimate side of dating or the details of the normal but fun ones. Just the extremes of the scale and those worth mentioning for amusement.The 'I got laid last night' posts are so 2012
Impasse said:
But CB didn't seem to get a shag. All that mucking about and the closest he got was picking up a partially naked drunk hooker from the toilet.
At least Ki3R got his winky wet, despite getting his head fked.
Must try harder CB!
Read between the lines At least Ki3R got his winky wet, despite getting his head f
ked.Must try harder CB!
I think he gets his fair share.
Impasse said:
Council Baby said:
The 'I got laid last night' posts are so 2012
It's been longer than that.Oh, I see...
It's interesting, I seem to get a good reply rate to dating site messages (probably something around 30%+) but do really badly on Tinder. Not sure what the difference is though in regards to trying to "fix things".
Edited by NRS on Wednesday 30th July 20:21
kowalski655 said:
The only problem is if you try to shag someone across the seat of a bike,it falls over 
Bonnets are waaaay easier!
I think poor ki3r has tried to do the decent thing with both his mad women but has been totallystruck, not seeing the bad in them or the oncoming st storms!Either join a club as has been suggested & get away from women for a while,or go the opposite way,join AFF/Fab & get all the shagging out of your system so you can find a decent half normal woman to have a proper relationship with,where you dont have to do all the support.
I did the whole FAB thing, I've never been one for one night stands etc, but thought fBonnets are waaaay easier!
I think poor ki3r has tried to do the decent thing with both his mad women but has been totally
struck, not seeing the bad in them or the oncoming st storms!Either join a club as has been suggested & get away from women for a while,or go the opposite way,join AFF/Fab & get all the shagging out of your system so you can find a k it. Met someone on there, within three days we had sorted a day to go around, I went around, got fked and went home. Purely sex. Friend found out and said she had lost respect for me (bare in mind she has done the no strings sex thing). That was when she said about how she thought we would end up together. That fked my head up a lot, but now I see she does it to be in control. NRS said:
(The dogging comment was about someone else's earlier post).
She hasn't deleted you from her life. That's what this sort of person is like. Act extreme and then will come back to you, begging to fix things - say she was in a difficult place at the time, you're right, you're always there for her etc.
Problem is you knew her true colours anyway it seems, just you don't care about yourself enough to prioritise her not walking over you. It's quite simple - you won't ignore the calls, and at some point you will start chatting, thinking "maybe this time" and so on. You have to make a break to move on, you can't learn self respect for yourself when you have this going on.
For some reason it didn't quote the rest of your post. She hasn't deleted you from her life. That's what this sort of person is like. Act extreme and then will come back to you, begging to fix things - say she was in a difficult place at the time, you're right, you're always there for her etc.
Problem is you knew her true colours anyway it seems, just you don't care about yourself enough to prioritise her not walking over you. It's quite simple - you won't ignore the calls, and at some point you will start chatting, thinking "maybe this time" and so on. You have to make a break to move on, you can't learn self respect for yourself when you have this going on.
You are right, she does it with her ex a lot. Says she doesn't want him in her life, he sees his daughter at one of her parents, then month later he is back around seeing her at her house (he is one of the reasons for her acting like this, he constantly puts her down and the few days either side of him coming up are s
t). Ki3r said:
For some reason it didn't quote the rest of your post.
You are right, she does it with her ex a lot. Says she doesn't want him in her life, he sees his daughter at one of her parents, then month later he is back around seeing her at her house (he is one of the reasons for her acting like this, he constantly puts her down and the few days either side of him coming up are st).
Ah, if you "quote" rather than "quote all" then it only takes the part of the post after the last quote in it.You are right, she does it with her ex a lot. Says she doesn't want him in her life, he sees his daughter at one of her parents, then month later he is back around seeing her at her house (he is one of the reasons for her acting like this, he constantly puts her down and the few days either side of him coming up are s
t). The thing is, by not deleting her number you open yourself up to this again. Also something you have to stop doing is making excuses for her. Yes, there are things in our lives that screw us up. Some more than others (some people seem to get off with the perfect live, others have terrible ones). However she also has to make her own decisions, and if she's treating other people badly she has to face that - not have you saying it's the result of her family, ex etc.
Council Baby said:
Dan_1981 said:
Bloody hell I used to read this thread for light entertainment.
Come back CB all is forgiven.
Come back CB all is forgiven.
Ok - Let's get this back on track:Several dates I've not mentioned recently - primarily due to being busy with work and dating/drinking also I was getting bored of reliving them to strangers so took to blogging them on Facebook for friends and family to laugh at instead
I went on a date with a feminist about 10 days ago, I mentioned it on here but no details - she turned up 30 minutes late, sat down, spilled the glass of wine I'd bought her (double standards there) over herself, then got the strop when I said 'I didn't expect to make you wet that quickly', and buggered off. My shortest date ever - under 5 minutes.
Last Friday night's date:
Turned up half hour late, drank faster than even me, went on and on about her job and how wonderful she was, tried to eat my face off, threw up in a bin after drinking too fast (I think the one tequila may have ended her) then did a drunken flip out and thankfully disappeared, sent me an abusive text later.
The Friday before:
Had been chatting to a bird off tinder, she manages a brothel (honestly) some very amusing phone calls and good banter over a couple of weeks so I decided to give it a shot for a laugh. Had a great night, back to mine, drinking outside at sunset, getting fruity, as you do. We're quite hammered on a mixture of wine and cocktails when she goes to the loo at about 11.30.
15 minutes later I go looking for her, knock on the door, no answer - she's not locked it so I open it and she's passed out on the bog snoring, dress off, wearing nothing but stockings, suspenders and a bra. Picked her up, put her to bed and carried on drinking... didn't take any pics at all of that. In the morning had to kick her out for being a massively annoying
when I had a mild hangover.The following day:
Kicked out the chick above, got myself sorted and headed across London to meet an eastern European Au Pair for the evening - lovely girl, great sense of humour, fit, will probably be seeing her again when she gets back from visiting family next week. Good kisser
On the way home (last tube) get a text from an Irish chick I've been chatting to, invites me to a club... think 'why not' and end up there. Get utterly wrecked with her and roll in at 5am Sunday.
I think 3 dates in a day is a personal worst for me.
There have been quite a few non events, and some who have seemed nice at the time but in retrospect I won't see again.
I have dates sorted for Thursday, Saturday, Monday and Wednesday and am still chatting to maybe 4 of the ones I've dated who have been normal. But I can confirm it's a f
king minefield out there lads - stay safe kowalski655 said:
Dr Murdoch said:
WinstonWolf said:
Yes, yes there is. Buy a bicycle, get out and see the countryside and meet some new people...
+1Environmentally friendly dogging is the way forwards
Bonnets are waaaay easier!
I think poor ki3r has tried to do the decent thing with both his mad women but has been totally
struck, not seeing the bad in them or the oncoming st storms!Either join a club as has been suggested & get away from women for a while,or go the opposite way,join AFF/Fab & get all the shagging out of your system so you can find a Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff