Match.com (Volume 5)
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I've bemoaned the fact how difficult I find all of this and that after separating from wife 5 years ago, the dry spells have been very very long indeed on this and on other threads before.
I have a very hot lady friend who I meet up for drinks from time to time. Sometimes we end up snogging and then it's all a bit awkward for a few days as she's a good mate.
Well yesterday we were supposed to do lunch but it ended up as a 8 pub crawl around my local area and we finally ended up back at my flat.
I'm 51, no womaniser yet finally I'm in bed with the hottest woman I have ever been with and ever will. She's up for anything but guess what?
Little chap decides it's not time to play. She was pretty patient but she couldn't help mentioning that she'd never seen that reaction before. We did make love, as there are other ways
but she really wanted me to do it and I couldn't.
Fek,fek,fek,fek, fek!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad enough getting on and trying to find women but now this. I hope it was to do with the copious amounts of booze not some deep rooted problem.
Guess what! about half an hour after she left in the morning, the little bugger then perks up Grrrrrrrrrrrr
I have a very hot lady friend who I meet up for drinks from time to time. Sometimes we end up snogging and then it's all a bit awkward for a few days as she's a good mate.
Well yesterday we were supposed to do lunch but it ended up as a 8 pub crawl around my local area and we finally ended up back at my flat.
I'm 51, no womaniser yet finally I'm in bed with the hottest woman I have ever been with and ever will. She's up for anything but guess what?
Little chap decides it's not time to play. She was pretty patient but she couldn't help mentioning that she'd never seen that reaction before. We did make love, as there are other ways
but she really wanted me to do it and I couldn't.Fek,fek,fek,fek, fek!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad enough getting on and trying to find women but now this. I hope it was to do with the copious amounts of booze not some deep rooted problem.
Guess what! about half an hour after she left in the morning, the little bugger then perks up Grrrrrrrrrrrr
croyde said:
I've bemoaned the fact how difficult I find all of this and that after separating from wife 5 years ago, the dry spells have been very very long indeed on this and on other threads before.
I have a very hot lady friend who I meet up for drinks from time to time. Sometimes we end up snogging and then it's all a bit awkward for a few days as she's a good mate.
Well yesterday we were supposed to do lunch but it ended up as a 8 pub crawl around my local area and we finally ended up back at my flat.
I'm 51, no womaniser yet finally I'm in bed with the hottest woman I have ever been with and ever will. She's up for anything but guess what?
Little chap decides it's not time to play. She was pretty patient but she couldn't help mentioning that she'd never seen that reaction before. We did make love, as there are other ways but she really wanted me to do it and I couldn't.
Fek,fek,fek,fek, fek!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad enough getting on and trying to find women but now this. I hope it was to do with the copious amounts of booze not some deep rooted problem.
Guess what! about half an hour after she left in the morning, the little bugger then perks up Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Wow. Why would you tell us this? I have a very hot lady friend who I meet up for drinks from time to time. Sometimes we end up snogging and then it's all a bit awkward for a few days as she's a good mate.
Well yesterday we were supposed to do lunch but it ended up as a 8 pub crawl around my local area and we finally ended up back at my flat.
I'm 51, no womaniser yet finally I'm in bed with the hottest woman I have ever been with and ever will. She's up for anything but guess what?
Little chap decides it's not time to play. She was pretty patient but she couldn't help mentioning that she'd never seen that reaction before. We did make love, as there are other ways
but she really wanted me to do it and I couldn't.Fek,fek,fek,fek, fek!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad enough getting on and trying to find women but now this. I hope it was to do with the copious amounts of booze not some deep rooted problem.
Guess what! about half an hour after she left in the morning, the little bugger then perks up Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Mr Roper said:
There's never a good time for that to happen 
Brush it off and don't give it another thought.
No no no - think about it all the time so you get really stressed, which is then more likely to cause it to happen again, meaning the last time you did it will also be the last ever time you will. Enjoy the rest of your day, Brush it off and don't give it another thought.
Council Baby said:
Ok - Let's get this back on track:Several dates I've not mentioned recently - primarily due to being busy with work and dating/drinking also I was getting bored of reliving them to strangers so took to blogging them on Facebook for friends and family to laugh at instead
I went on a date with a feminist about 10 days ago, I mentioned it on here but no details - she turned up 30 minutes late, sat down, spilled the glass of wine I'd bought her (double standards there) over herself, then got the strop when I said 'I didn't expect to make you wet that quickly', and buggered off. My shortest date ever - under 5 minutes.
Last Friday night's date:
Turned up half hour late, drank faster than even me, went on and on about her job and how wonderful she was, tried to eat my face off, threw up in a bin after drinking too fast (I think the one tequila may have ended her) then did a drunken flip out and thankfully disappeared, sent me an abusive text later.
The Friday before:
Had been chatting to a bird off tinder, she manages a brothel (honestly) some very amusing phone calls and good banter over a couple of weeks so I decided to give it a shot for a laugh. Had a great night, back to mine, drinking outside at sunset, getting fruity, as you do. We're quite hammered on a mixture of wine and cocktails when she goes to the loo at about 11.30.
15 minutes later I go looking for her, knock on the door, no answer - she's not locked it so I open it and she's passed out on the bog snoring, dress off, wearing nothing but stockings, suspenders and a bra. Picked her up, put her to bed and carried on drinking... didn't take any pics at all of that. In the morning had to kick her out for being a massively annoying
when I had a mild hangover.The following day:
Kicked out the chick above, got myself sorted and headed across London to meet an eastern European Au Pair for the evening - lovely girl, great sense of humour, fit, will probably be seeing her again when she gets back from visiting family next week. Good kisser
On the way home (last tube) get a text from an Irish chick I've been chatting to, invites me to a club... think 'why not' and end up there. Get utterly wrecked with her and roll in at 5am Sunday.
I think 3 dates in a day is a personal worst for me.
There have been quite a few non events, and some who have seemed nice at the time but in retrospect I won't see again.
I have dates sorted for Thursday, Saturday, Monday and Wednesday and am still chatting to maybe 4 of the ones I've dated who have been normal. But I can confirm it's a f
king minefield out there lads - stay safe Council Baby said:
It's ok, it even happened to me once, after a bottle of vodka and a few grams of sniff.
I found that slapping them around the face with it soon brings it back to life.
HTH
I need a lesson in the ways of the CB woman game.I found that slapping them around the face with it soon brings it back to life.
HTH
I'll have to come to London for a night and take notes
Carthage said:
croyde said:
Good point, maybe I should have put it on the Health forum. Never mind
Some things are best kept between yourself and the lady in question.Croyde, go get yourself a viagra. If it's been a while, and this lass is clearly a but holy grail to you, then performance anxeity might be there. Even if it were brewers droop, the anxeity is there now.
1 decent night with her (even with chemical assistance), and you've skipped that potential pitfall and all is sorted. You don't have to let on to her you've taken it and you're guaranteed that the night you're worried about is relegated to brewersville.
IanMorewood said:
If it's been a while performance anxiety isn't exactly uncommon, add that to your age and the drink and its no wonder mister stiffy ran off and hid. Take it slower next time with less drink and you should be fine.
Listen to this man. Judging by his name he probably works in the porn industry.But everyone has it happen from time to time. If not you're not drinking enough! A friend told me to hit it with a spoon if it wont play.
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