Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol XII)

[DickyC]

KaraK said:

DickyC said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

This would seem to be the case.

I'm sorry; I've let you down, I've let Trivial Towers down, but most of all I've let myself down.

Are you sayiing it wasn't actually a tee shirt but was in fact the vest of your Depend-O-Womble superhero suit and you won't be available for any world saving this evening?

Consider saving the world with baked bean juice in situ is my advice.

With all those photographers, TV crews and most importantly busty and impressionable young bimbos that world-saving inevitably draws?

Don't you read his posts? That's just an ordinary day for him.

I'm off to bed, feeling a bit seedy today.

Goodnight Volume Twelve-ites everywhere.


Volume 12.

[JayTee94]

Is it a sign that you if you put : thumbup : at the end of a text then that means you have posted to much on Pistonheads.

I will not confirm or deny that I did the above a minute ago.

I think it does, and if you think it would look good then I can assure you it doesn't and you look stupid.

[TheDoggingFather]

Oi JAYB, that link from the last iconic volume, doesn't work for me, being a mobile abuser.

Yours,
Disheartened of Dorset.

xxx

[Waugh-terfall]

I saw Leesa, and I saw Matt earlier, I did.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Waugh-terfall said:

I saw Leesa, and I saw Matt earlier, I did.

Were you stalking Leesa from behind the bushes again. She told you about that before. If I recall, she said something along the lines of;

'If you come near me again I will set my chinchilla on you.'

Or was it a chiwawa or a chintz. It might have even been a Burberry, something like that anyway.

[Aizle]

Wassup Homies?

[Cock Womble 7]

Morning gaylords, Daddy's home.

[JayTee94]

Morning.

I have to be at work by 8.20am to be driven to a Business Conference that will last all day. Yay!

Only upside is I may get a lift in either a Fiat 500 or Vauxhall Corsa VXR.

[Life Saab Itch]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Morning gaylords, Daddy's home.

:shudder:

[slopes]

JayTee94 said:

Morning.



I have to be at work by 8.20am to be driven to a Business Conference that will last all day. Yay!



Only upside is I may get a lift in either a Fiat 500 or Vauxhall Corsa VXR.

8.20??? fkin part timer

[Life Saab Itch]

JayTee94 said:

Morning.

I have to be at work by 8.20am to be driven to a Business Conference that will last all day. Yay!

Only upside is I may get a lift in either a Fiat 500 or Vauxhall Corsa VXR.

Some may consider that a downside.

[Cock Womble 7]

Life Saab Itch said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Morning gaylords, Daddy's home.

:shudder:

I love it when I make you shudder.

[EvoDelta]

Morning. Riding in the new bike is boring. Be overtaken by lorries is embarrassing. Just under 600km to go.

[Cock Womble 7]

EvoDelta said:

Morning. Riding in the new bike is boring. Be overtaken by lorries is embarrassing. Just under 600km to go.

Do you have a "Running In, Please Pass" sign?

[Aizle]

I am just reading Brock Yates' Cannonball!

After reading Alex Roy's book the driver, it sent me this way. Both great reads by the way.

One was a guy who wanted to pay homeage to some records set in the early 1900s, the other, by trying to break the records set by the other, 30 years on.

I'd love to take the M5, like Alex Roy and do a similar drive but I doubt it is possible in the UK.

It would be a huge amount of fun though.

[EvoDelta]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Do you have a "Running In, Please Pass" sign?

No, but I did consider making one this morning. I need to find the correct translation though, as I wouldn't want it to read "Slow rider, please run me over" in Dutch.

[ZOLLAR]

Hangover from last night


Good deed done for today, woman in front of me stood up to get off the bus and a wad of twenties fell out of her coat pocket she hadn't noticed so picked them up and returned before the bus drove off

[JayTee94]

slopes said:

8.20??? fkin part timer

Yup! I normally start at 9.00am.

LSI - When the other cars are either a 2004 Pug 307 Estate, 2005 Ford Focus 1.6TDCI, 2004 Renault Megane or various ages of Vauxhall Corsa C then the above mentioned cars are the pick of the bunch.

Also, the Fiat 500 driver isn't ugly.

[Justayellowbadge]

ZOLLAR said:

Hangover from last night


Good deed done for today, woman in front of me stood up to get off the bus and a wad of twenties fell out of her coat pocket she hadn't noticed so picked them up and returned before the bus drove off

A wad of twenties? On a bus?

You have almost certainly aided some criminal activity.

I hope you are proud of yourself.

[Life Saab Itch]

Aizle said:

I am just reading Brock Yates' Cannonball!

After reading Alex Roy's book the driver, it sent me this way. Both great reads by the way.

One was a guy who wanted to pay homeage to some records set in the early 1900s, the other, by trying to break the records set by the other, 30 years on.

I'd love to take the M5, like Alex Roy and do a similar drive but I doubt it is possible in the UK.

It would be a huge amount of fun though.

MTFUYG

Lend me the car and your licence for doctoring and I'll do it.




I've always wanted to recreate C'etait un Rendevous in London. A proper west to east run, right through the centre using Tower bridge and a couple of tunnels.

4am on a sunday morning should be the best time.