Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol XII)

[NotDave]

3 bed semi, good location, good sized garden, car & a half garage. Big driveway.

£395 a month mortgage & estimated costs of £275 a month.

That seem fair?

[Council Baby]

NotDave said:

3 bed semi, good location, good sized garden, car & a half garage. Big driveway.

£395 a month mortgage & estimated costs of £275 a month.

That seem fair?

Seems cheap, which northern hell hole is it in?

[DickyC]

C2james said:

TheDoggingFather said:

Where were you last night?

Seeing the avengers with a few friends.

Were you sitting in front of me weaing an Iron Man suit?

I couldn't see a bloody thing.

[Life Saab Itch]

NotDave said:

3 bed semi, good location, good sized garden, car & a half garage. Big driveway.

£395 a month mortgage & estimated costs of £275 a month.

That seem fair?

About right.

Sling £30 in a seperate bank account for a refurb/boiler fund.

[GroundEffect]

At the Doctors. Perhaps the most depressing places on earth, bar the North East of England.

[KaraK]

Morning all!

[Adenauer]

Adenauer said:

My Dog's getting a haircut today

Feckinell

[KaraK]

Adenauer said:

Adenauer said:

My Dog's getting a haircut today

Feckinell

they just gave a you a different dog. HTH

[Justayellowbadge]

The after picture is a dog planning to eat your shoes and crap on your bed.

[Adenauer]

He doesn't look very happy, does he?

Yesterday, 25°c and sunny, let's get his hair cut.

Today, hair cut and 15°c and pissing it down.

Ooops.

[NotDave]

Council Bubs: Shorpe. Rental market is very strong so buying makes sense. If move on, rent it out.

LSI: new boiler two years ago. Double gazed blah blah

Groundhog cock gobbling jock: agreed, I ain't fond of Newcastle. Glad I'm technically midlands based.



I just enjoyed a packet of seabrook crisps far more than I should've

Fat kid inside

[Life Saab Itch]

NotDave said:

LSI: new boiler two years ago. Double gazed blah blah

Dave, that fact is irrelevant.

[Council Baby]

Shorpe

I may have accidentally sexted the wrong female this morning, I believe that protocol dictates that I wait and see if I get a reply, and what it says, before apologising profusely if necessary.

[Karyn]

Morning all!

Matt, why would Wuff's IQ drop when he sees you?



You know some days, when you just feel a bit... frisky?

[KaraK]

Dave - I mean this in the nicest possible way so don't jump down my throat but do not buy that house unless you can afford to take it on yourself if you have to. No matter how rosy things might be with the BM most mortgages last longer than most relationships and I'm not saying that is what will happen to you but you have to be prepared.

[KaraK]

Karyn said:

You know some days, when you just feel a bit... frisky?

Thinking about my services were you Princess?

[captainzep]

Waugh-terfall said:

It's a late 80s 'Executive Development'. The most sought after in the area, apparently. Built on an old trout farm,

Catching up.

Trout farm, -there must have been a trout burial ground somewhere...

-Tom are there evil trout spirits?

[Adenauer]

Council Baby said:

Shorpe

I may have accidentally sexted the wrong female this morning, I believe that protocol dictates that I wait and see if I get a reply, and what it says, before apologising profusely if necessary.

Unless it was your mum, then you might want to apologise a bit sharpish

[Justayellowbadge]

captainzep said:

Catching up.

Trout farm, -there must have been a trout burial ground somewhere...

-Tom are there evil trout spirits?

I once moved to a house with a possessed fish pond.

My bream turned into a nightmare.

[captainzep]

In other news, I may be placing a further application for increased man-points again.

Tonight, I shall be removing and cleaning the carburettor from my mobile-lawn-command-unit. Last night I inspected the spark plug, cleaned and checked the gap. Now it's time to look for blockages and 'gunk' and stuff. If I treat the illness within its fuelling system and free all of the 16.5 horses, you can expect the application in triplicate in a couple of days time.