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Justayellowbadge
Original Poster
29,479 posts
111 months
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DickyC said:  Watch out if you're driving a left hand drive car through Kingston upon Thames. American cops will pull you over. MSN. I ask you. I'm going to have to assume that post made sense to you, and that you have a vague idea what the f  k you are going on about.
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Adenauer
8,930 posts
105 months
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I don't think JAYB was thinking of anything along the lines of a large hammer, with a horseshoe taped to the end of it, so that's a relief 
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Karyn
5,398 posts
37 months
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Afternoon all.
Is there any more sympathy lurking around which could come my way, perchance?
Carthage - excellent news! About the moving out bit... not the violent ex bit. You found a house chuffin' quick!
Mr C, what was it MSN was telling Kingston on Thames to look out for, if not LHD cars and American cops?
Edit - WAIT! I forgot to laugh at Zep being cuckolded by a... special gun! I don't think its cuckolding if you wield it...
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Waugh-terfall
17,990 posts
69 months
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On the 'Special Gun' theme, at school, one of my mates was over at the house of one of the girls in our group, found hers and hid it in the kitchen cutlery draw..  Aizle said: Have you been taking photo lessons from Gorilla Boy? I was too far away for it to see without zooming in, as you can see, that is why I don't use the zoom if it isn't Optical.
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Carthage
2,975 posts
13 months
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Council Baby said:  Not as odd as women who put up with men cheating. In more pleasant news, it's time for lunch  I didn't put up with him cheating.  I 'inadvertently' accessed his computer  read his e-mails, read his Skype history, looked at his photos/videos  , then told him I was leaving him. Lunchtime is always pleasant news - especially at my work when no one cares how long you take.
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Carthage
2,975 posts
13 months
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Adenauer said: I don't think JAYB was thinking of anything along the lines of a large hammer, with a horseshoe taped to the end of it, so that's a relief No, I certainly haven't kept the horse shoes from the mare I had PTS in January, or anything.
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ArsE92
16,983 posts
56 months
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Karyn said: Afternoon all.
Is there any more sympathy lurking around which could come my way, perchance? Hi. Sorry you're ill.
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captainzep
11,468 posts
61 months
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Karyn said: Edit - WAIT! I forgot to laugh at Zep being cuckolded by a... special gun! I don't think its cuckolding if you wield it... I'd be glad to. Not invited to the 'firing range' as often as I'd like though.
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Karyn
5,398 posts
37 months
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ArsE92 said: Hi.
Sorry you're ill. Hi.  Thanks! Zep, sad news indeed. Hide the batteries?
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Waugh-terfall
17,990 posts
69 months
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Right. What is there to do around Stoke-on-Trent (as close as possibly). Karting anywhere?
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Carthage
2,975 posts
13 months
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captainzep said: I'd be glad to.
Not invited to the 'firing range' as often as I'd like though. I don't know whether to feel sorry for the 6yo's future confusion, you, or the 'special gun'.
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gog440
4,429 posts
59 months
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Gorilla Boy said: Says the lad with a beamer He likes modern finance boxes unfortunately, but leave him be with his ambitions
Dream car?  Yes please that is perfect for me for my toy once I pull my finger out and sell the escort.
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Justayellowbadge
Original Poster
29,479 posts
111 months
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Adenauer said: I don't think JAYB was thinking of anything along the lines of a large hammer, with a horseshoe taped to the end of it, so that's a relief You know, that's rather good. My plan was to demonstrate to the horse, over the course of many months, man's inhumanity to man and the ultimate futility of all existence, using a devastating combination of mime and interpretive dance. This would, of course, be accompanied by a cutting edge video installation piece which, aided by a soundtrack of traditional Croatian folk music, would associate the empty banality of everything with the cocksprocket, leading the horse to the inevitable conclusion that it was all the ex's fault. The old faithful mix of Jungian psychotherapy and Bahamian blood rituals would then be employed to slowly transform the horse's natural sense of ennui to a violent, yet controlled, anger and sense of righteous indignation, all directed at the cheating worm. It would then be only a matter of waiting for the right time, and the trigger phrase 'Do it, Dobbin, do it for the children' will unleash four legged fury of a magnitude beyond comprehension. On reflection, t tting the little turd with a horseshoe on the end of a stick is probably a better idea.
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captainzep
11,468 posts
61 months
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Karyn said: Zep, sad news indeed. Hide the batteries? I'm here to tell you it's all in the ears. I'm aware of the anatomical reasoning behind the ergonomics young Karyn. Spotted your edit. Would you like me to delete too?
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Council Baby
16,128 posts
59 months
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Thinking of you Karyn.  awaits dictionary pedantry
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Council Baby
16,128 posts
59 months
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gog440 said: Yes please that is perfect for me for my toy once I pull my finger out and sell the escort. Are we talking about sex toys again gog 
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Life Saab Itch
34,085 posts
57 months
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Waugh-terfall said: Right. What is there to do around Stoke-on-Trent (as close as possibly). Karting anywhere? Emma Bridgewater factory shop... 
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Adenauer
8,930 posts
105 months
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I think traditional Croatian folk music gets a tough ride.
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captainzep
11,468 posts
61 months
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Carthage said: I don't know whether to feel sorry for the 6yo's future confusion, you, or the 'special gun'. Well, me. Obviously.
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NoVetec
5,810 posts
42 months
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Karyn said: Afternoon all.
Is there any more sympathy lurking around which could come my way, perchance? I have 8.1% of this month's sympathy left, you can have it if you like.
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