Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol XII)

[Gorilla Boy]

drivin_me_nuts said:

I refuse to let this thread diminish into a Sassoonesque styling tips one, so I shall decline to answer except to say I cannot recall where my brush is.

Coward

[Cock Womble 7]

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, you're listening to the boy from the big bad city.

This is jam hot. This is jam hot.

[KaraK]

Gorilla Boy said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

I refuse to let this thread diminish into a Sassoonesque styling tips one, so I shall decline to answer except to say I cannot recall where my brush is.

Coward

I've been known to use a brush in my hair when it was longer as thanks to the wonders of genetics I have incredibly thick hair and combs just weren't up to it.

I REALLY shouldn't have started drinking so early!

[KaraK]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, you're listening to the boy from the big bad city.

This is jam hot. This is jam hot.

Clearly I'm not the only intoxicated TT-er. One wonders which substance Mr Womble is using

[McAndy]

Last night we left IKEA having bought no furniture, however I did have meatballs and a surprisingly nice dark lager!

Today I bought a new, kingsize bed + sheets, a desk and cabinet and some new pillows. And the new carpets were fitted this morning. Huzzah!

Oh, and I'm going to the pub tonight for the first time in weeks!

[Cock Womble 7]

KaraK said:

Cock Womble 7 said:

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty, you're listening to the boy from the big bad city.

This is jam hot. This is jam hot.

Clearly I'm not the only intoxicated TT-er. One wonders which substance Mr Womble is using

Mr Womble is on the whisky.

[Gorilla Boy]

I hate saving up for a house, i could sell the Aero and buy a zetec westfield easily with car fund + savings

[McAndy]

Jizzle! Have you searched or contacted here for pictures of your Nurburgring jollies?

[drivin_me_nuts]

Gorilla Boy said:

I hate saving up for a house, i could sell the Aero and buy a zetec westfield easily with car fund + savings

Get the house. Cars and st can wait till later.

[Gorilla Boy]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Gorilla Boy said:

I hate saving up for a house, i could sell the Aero and buy a zetec westfield easily with car fund + savings

Get the house. Cars and st can wait till later.

I know but im not very patient today

Plus im still waiting to hear back from applications etc (june deadline)

So i cant plan feck all

[McAndy]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Gorilla Boy said:

I hate saving up for a house, i could sell the Aero and buy a zetec westfield easily with car fund + savings

Get the house. Cars and st can wait till later.

Yep. 'Fraid so. Dull as it seems now it'll feel like a massive win when you open your front door for the first time!

[KaraK]

Good call Wombleton!

Is it the bargain whisky?

[Life Saab Itch]

Gorilla Boy said:

I know but im not very patient today

Plus im still waiting to hear back from applications etc (june deadline)

So i cant plan feck all

Get the job. Buy the house. Plan the car. Buy the kit. fk off to sea for 3 months. Collect the car from your tame mechanic upon returning to shore.


Win.

[drivin_me_nuts]

Life Saab Itch said:

Get the job. Buy the house. Plan the car. Buy the kit. fk off to sea for 3 months. Collect the car from your tame mechanic upon returning to shore.


Win.

In all seriousness, that sounds like a very good plan indeed.

[Gorilla Boy]

Life Saab Itch said:

Gorilla Boy said:

I know but im not very patient today

Plus im still waiting to hear back from applications etc (june deadline)

So i cant plan feck all

Get the job. Buy the house. Plan the car. Buy the kit. fk off to sea for 3 months. Collect the car from your tame mechanic upon returning to shore.


Win.

That a big hint matey?

And it is more or less how i would plan it.

Purple widebody westfield with a 2.0ltr zetec and space for a turbo if i get bored.

Black leather buckets and a carbon dash/interior

[ArtVandelay]

Gorilla Boy said:

That a big hint matey?

And it is more or less how i would plan it.

Purple widebody westfield with a 2.0ltr zetec and space for a turbo if i get bored.

Black leather buckets and a carbon dash/interior

You'll bin it after 5 minutes on the open road

I'm saving up for a house now, almost bought one last leave but was surprised by the cost of a mortgage so I'm saving up a larger deposit

[Gorilla Boy]

ArtVandelay said:

Gorilla Boy said:

That a big hint matey?

And it is more or less how i would plan it.

Purple widebody westfield with a 2.0ltr zetec and space for a turbo if i get bored.

Black leather buckets and a carbon dash/interior

You'll bin it after 5 minutes on the open road

I'm saving up for a house now, almost bought one last leave but was surprised by the cost of a mortgage so I'm saving up a larger deposit

Less likely if its a 4WD version

I've always wanted a 4WD kitcar just for the mental starts you could do from traffic lights

[ArtVandelay]

Gorilla Boy said:

Less likely if its a 4WD version

I've always wanted a 4WD kitcar just for the mental starts you could do from traffic lights

So you'll understeer into a farm!

[KaraK]

Gorilla Boy said:

ArtVandelay said:

Gorilla Boy said:

That a big hint matey?

And it is more or less how i would plan it.

Purple widebody westfield with a 2.0ltr zetec and space for a turbo if i get bored.

Black leather buckets and a carbon dash/interior

You'll bin it after 5 minutes on the open road

I'm saving up for a house now, almost bought one last leave but was surprised by the cost of a mortgage so I'm saving up a larger deposit

Less likely if its a 4WD version

I've always wanted a 4WD kitcar just for the mental starts you could do from traffic lights

4WD cars are still eminently binnable

[Gorilla Boy]

ArtVandelay said:

Gorilla Boy said:

Less likely if its a 4WD version

I've always wanted a 4WD kitcar just for the mental starts you could do from traffic lights

So you'll understeer into a farm!

I plan on never visiting a farm again matey!

Embarrassing enough the first time..

ETA: KaraK, i plan to learn from your many crashes