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Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

99 months

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Oh.

I appear to have re-offered my "services" to the ex.

And she appears to have cautiously accepted.

Oh.

captainzep

11,461 posts

61 months

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What could possibly go wrong?

This time?

CW, are you sure that internal flutter of excitement wasn't your liver shifting uneasily and doing this:


sunnygym

316 posts

44 months

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Woke up to find a massive dead fish in my garden..... Lovely !

Council Baby

16,114 posts

59 months

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This IS my last glass of wine before bed.

Baz - you knob end.

captainzep

11,461 posts

61 months

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Council Baby said:
This IS my last glass of wine before bed.
I'm up and looking after the kids.

Ironically also considering a glass of red.

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DickyC

9,600 posts

67 months

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Bit of a Bond Night at Trivial Towers:


Aizle


ali_kat

and now

oh oh CW7

ali_kat

22,454 posts

90 months

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Life Saab Itch said:
wavey.
wavey

I know what you thought wink

ali_kat

22,454 posts

90 months

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Waugh-terfall said:
!!
Tom!!!!

Update please?

Yes, I checked under the boot carpets wink

ali_kat

22,454 posts

90 months

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Council Baby said:
This IS my last glass of wine before bed.

Baz - you knob end.
At 8:15am! rofl just admit its breakfast wink

How's the redhead?

Baz - ex for a reason wink

ali_kat

22,454 posts

90 months

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DickyC said:

ali_kat
rofl oh, how I wish!

Thanks Dicky

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

99 months

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I know the risks involved, but I'm still willing to take the chance.

I'm going into this with my eyes wide open.

(It does involve fantastic sex.)

ali_kat

22,454 posts

90 months

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Just look after yourself then wink

captainzep

11,461 posts

61 months

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Cock Womble 7 said:
I'm going into this with my eyes wide open.

(It does involve fantastic sex.)

Condi

2,671 posts

40 months

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Last night I asked a girl out for a meal and she never replied. Later on I spoke to my ex who is in a pretty bad way I think (not sure why else she wanted to see me, out the blue at half 11. I thought she had a bf?), to whom I then said I was free all today if she wanted to grab some lunch.

Now both women have accepted my lunch offer.

Typical. Nothing for ages and then 2 at once.

Could be an expensive and exhausting day.

Oh, and there goes the F1 as well.




DickyC

9,600 posts

67 months

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Condi said:
Now both women have accepted my lunch offer.
Years ago I knew a guy who was running six girlfriends at once. He knew things had to change, so he invited them all to his favourite pizzeria for Sunday lunch and arrived late and drunk to a rather frosty atmosphere. He introduced the single occupants of six tables for two to one another and announced that the one who paid for lunch and the taxi could have him.


And one did.

Karyn

5,390 posts

37 months

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Life Saab Itch said:
Right, we need a TT convoy to Le Mans next year.

DMN will have a tasty toy by that point...Barrington just needs stickers...Aizle just needs to repeat this year's performance...GE just needs stickers...GB just needs to IKEA livery his car...'Ryn might have an M3 to play in by that point...if Wuff still has the Pug he could sticker it up in "threw in the towel" livery...




I'm sure I've missed people out. I do apologise.

Add your names if you want to next year.


  1. LSI
  2. Wuff
  3. Toast
  4. Aizle
  5. DMN
  6. GroundEffect
  7. KaraK
  8. Karyn (wahay!)

Changedmyname

4,739 posts

50 months

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Didnt go shopping in Swansea because we got up too late.
Fine, saved a few bob.

Condi

2,671 posts

40 months

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DickyC said:
Years ago I knew a guy who was running six girlfriends at once. He knew things had to change, so he invited them all to his favourite pizzeria for Sunday lunch and arrived late and drunk to a rather frosty atmosphere. He introduced the single occupants of six tables for two to one another and announced that the one who paid for lunch and the taxi could have him.


And one did.
Talk about playing the numbers.

Thing is, I would always end up with the one who was useless in bed.

drivin_me_nuts

13,764 posts

80 months

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Morning, lazy Sunday. Nothing planned today, just relaxing, eating and drinking vino.

00kitty, well done the 2.8 is a gem.
CB you are the queen of tarts
CW oh your fragile heart... Again?
Aisle, love the low rider photo
Dickyc it was you, go on admit it...
Waugh, hope you heal soon

slopes

27,610 posts

56 months

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ali_kat said:
Tom!!!!

Update please?

Yes, I checked under the boot carpets wink
He will be making a massive dramatic production of things, as usual hehe
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