Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol XII)

[10 Pence Short]

Council Baby said:

slopes said:

Understatement of the year

You know me mate, understated

I haven't dated an English girl in over 3 whole weeks. German, Austrian, American and now welsh.

The world is my lobster.

You're multicumtural.

[Council Baby]

10 Pence Short said:

You're multicumtural.

You spelt multiural wrong.

[Gorilla Boy]

Council Baby said:

10 Pence Short said:

You're multicumtural.

You spelt multiural wrong.

Born again virgin more like, soft tt

[Council Baby]

Gorilla Boy said:

Born again virgin more like, soft tt

Send me some more pics...

Make me hard.

[slopes]

Council Baby said:

slopes said:

Oh yes, polite, shy and retiring, doesnt drink or smoke and generally is the sort a woman would take home to her mum, that's you mate

Sure is buddy

For the first hour or so anyway

You had to go and spoil it didn't you eh? An hour, more like 10 mintues

[Gorilla Boy]

Council Baby said:

Gorilla Boy said:

Born again virgin more like, soft tt

Send me some more pics...

Make me hard.

Only if you make me a good thai curry, bh.

[Council Baby]

slopes said:

You had to go and spoil it didn't you eh? An hour, more like 10 mintues

That would be a personal best:

Now what should I use as my first line tonight?

1) hi, you look great, what are you drinking?
2) hey, how are you both (whilst staring at her puppies)
3) what the fk are you wearing love?
4) suck me beautiful

[Gorilla Boy]

Council Baby said:

slopes said:

You had to go and spoil it didn't you eh? An hour, more like 10 mintues

That would be a personal best:

Now what should I use as my first line tonight?

1) hi, you look great, what are you drinking?
2) hey, how are you both (whilst staring at her puppies)
3) what the fk are you wearing love?
4) suck me beautiful

Them thar be ball sucking lips, pleased to meet you im fkface.

[Council Baby]

Gorilla Boy said:

Them thar be ball sucking lips, pleased to meet you im fkface.

She's welsh, not me you 'tard.

[Gorilla Boy]

Council Baby said:

Gorilla Boy said:

Them thar be ball sucking lips, pleased to meet you im fkface.

She's welsh, not me you 'tard.

Fine don't take my advice.

[Cock Womble 7]

Council Baby said:

She's welsh, not me you 'tard.

If you need any help disposing of the contents of your glasses case, just let me know.

[slopes]

Gorilla Boy said:

Fine don't take my advice.

So, you no longer want to be Gor, you want to be called fkface?
Okay, howdy fkface, i'm slopes. You havent seen me if anyone vaguely bikerish asks ok? Cheers

[Council Baby]

Ok - status report:

Nice girl, very welsh, probably more Gor's type than mine, but she's getting the drinks in

CW - any time mate

[Gorilla Boy]

Council Baby said:

Ok - status report:

Nice girl, very welsh, probably more Gor's type than mine, but she's getting the drinks in

CW - any time mate

Dont forget the tit pics i requested this morning!

Can't beat a curvy girl

[DickyC]

OFF BEAT QUIZ QUESTION OF THE DAY:

What is the connection between the Hillman Imp and Aston Martin?



Answer around 8 o'clock Newbury time.

[slopes]

DickyC said:

OFF BEAT QUIZ QUESTION OF THE DAY:

What is the connection between the Hillman Imp and Aston Martin?



Answer around 8 o'clock Newbury time.

IIRC, didn't Zagato design a car based on the imp? Of course he designed the odd Aston too

[Gizmoish]

Gorilla Boy said:

Dont forget the tit pics i requested this morning!

Can't beat a curvy girl

Hear hear.

[Council Baby]

If one of you gets a text asking for a rescue call because I'm in fear of my nuts, you'd better fking respond

[slopes]

Council Baby said:

If one of you gets a text asking for a rescue call because I'm in fear of my nuts, you'd better fking respond

I'll hang up on yout arse

[Aizle]

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