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Life Saab Itch
34,046 posts
57 months
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NotDave said: Ahh, I see. Bad day means im a tadge slow.
1800cc powered late model, xr2is seem unloved. Why? Because oxidisation and no grip.
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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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Fair enough.
Was browsing the bay, and there's dub 80k mile, 2 owner examples that don't need anything more than "the filler cap repair" (Rot ahoy) for sub £800.
Lot of fun for the money IMHO.
I adored the handling of my mk3
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KaraK
10,594 posts
78 months
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Ugh.. someone at work has tried to cover up the smell of their turd with bad air freshener - it didnt work. The end result has all the sickly sweetness of the freshener and the overall odour of the s  t. Not a good combination 
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slopes
27,599 posts
56 months
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KaraK said: Gorilla Boy said: ArsE92 said: We're a b hy lot today  And you wonder why the world hates you mutants? Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. Except in your case, it isn't evolution, but de-evolution at work
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KaraK
10,594 posts
78 months
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slopes said: KaraK said: Gorilla Boy said: ArsE92 said: We're a b hy lot today And you wonder why the world hates you mutants? Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. Except in your case, it isn't evolution, but de-evolution at work Quiet piss-ant! Or you and yours will be one of the first against the wall when our kind rises to power
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slopes
27,599 posts
56 months
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KaraK said: slopes said: KaraK said: Gorilla Boy said: ArsE92 said: We're a b hy lot today And you wonder why the world hates you mutants? Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. Except in your case, it isn't evolution, but de-evolution at work Quiet piss-ant! Or you and yours will be one of the first against the wall when our kind rises to power When you and your kind?? Is there enough of your kind to club together to buy disguises then?
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drivin_me_nuts
13,743 posts
80 months
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Council Baby said: No, it's standard. The truth is, and don't share this elsewhere please, that there's no money in washing machines. SO... About 10 years ago, as Chinese manufacturers started devaluing their products, Hoover, zanussi, candy, indesit etc formed a secret alliance. They bought all of the sock making factories south of the tropic of Capricorn and signed a treaty. The result of this is that 99.4% of washing machines are now hybrid. They use less electricity, which keeps the tree huggers happy, and are 42.4% powered by socks.
As a result profits at the sock companies are what funds the cleanliness of western civilisation.
That, sir, is fact.
How was your date? Well thank you for clearing that up. I take comfort in the knowledge that I am not alone and that my contribution to the world sock economy keeps the world turning. My date was great fun. Charming lass and I seem to have met someone as daft as me. All very unexpected and all rather charming. She doesn't know what a v8 is. Sheltered life, needs teaching.
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Council Baby
16,089 posts
59 months
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slopes said: When you and your kind?? Is there enough of your kind to club together to buy disguises then? Body paint to disguise the freckles and funny scales?
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KaraK
10,594 posts
78 months
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Council Baby said: slopes said: When you and your kind?? Is there enough of your kind to club together to buy disguises then? Body paint to disguise the freckles and funny scales? :addsCouncilBabytoTheList:
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Council Baby
16,089 posts
59 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: Well thank you for clearing that up. I take comfort in the knowledge that I am not alone and that my contribution to the world sock economy keeps the world turning. My date was great fun. Charming lass and I seem to have met someone as daft as me. All very unexpected and all rather charming. She doesn't know what a v8 is. Sheltered life, needs teaching. Your idea of sheltered and mine are somewhat different. Did she know what ghosting was?
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slopes
27,599 posts
56 months
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Council Baby said: slopes said: When you and your kind?? Is there enough of your kind to club together to buy disguises then? Body paint to disguise the freckles and funny scales? Good point, but i was thinking more about coats that straighten the hump out, and specialist shoes to give their webbed feet room to breathe. Oh, almost forgot, the coat has a special pocket for their banjo's
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drivin_me_nuts
13,743 posts
80 months
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Council Baby said: drivin_me_nuts said: Well thank you for clearing that up. I take comfort in the knowledge that I am not alone and that my contribution to the world sock economy keeps the world turning. My date was great fun. Charming lass and I seem to have met someone as daft as me. All very unexpected and all rather charming. She doesn't know what a v8 is. Sheltered life, needs teaching. Your idea of sheltered and mine are somewhat different. Did she know what ghosting was? I know, I just know I am going to regret this, but what is ghosting.
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geordieracer
1,053 posts
74 months
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If I wrote how I speak on forums, I'd have a '?' at the end of everything I wrote as I have an annoying Geordie/psuedo Australian inflection when I talk so I sound like I'm asking a question...?
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drivin_me_nuts
13,743 posts
80 months
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geordieracer said: If I wrote how I speak on forums, I'd have a '?' at the end of everything I wrote as I have an annoying Geordie/psuedo Australian inflection when I talk so I sound like I'm asking a question...? Really? No way? Surely not?
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slopes
27,599 posts
56 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: Council Baby said: drivin_me_nuts said: Well thank you for clearing that up. I take comfort in the knowledge that I am not alone and that my contribution to the world sock economy keeps the world turning. My date was great fun. Charming lass and I seem to have met someone as daft as me. All very unexpected and all rather charming. She doesn't know what a v8 is. Sheltered life, needs teaching. Your idea of sheltered and mine are somewhat different. Did she know what ghosting was? I know, I just know I am going to regret this, but what is ghosting. Having looked into this, i can assure you your assumption that you will regret this is correct
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Aizle
11,618 posts
44 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: Well thank you for clearing that up. I take comfort in the knowledge that I am not alone and that my contribution to the world sock economy keeps the world turning. My date was great fun. Charming lass and I seem to have met someone as daft as me. All very unexpected and all rather charming. She doesn't know what a v8 is. Sheltered life, needs teaching. A tunnel run in an Ultima will sort that out. The long one near Lewes will do 
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Life Saab Itch
34,046 posts
57 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: I know, I just know I am going to regret this, but what is ghosting. I believe I discussed it with the pink witch in london...
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drivin_me_nuts
13,743 posts
80 months
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Life Saab Itch said: drivin_me_nuts said: I know, I just know I am going to regret this, but what is ghosting. I believe I discussed it with the pink witch in london... Oh... That. Now I remember.
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JonnyFive
26,693 posts
58 months
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Aizle said: drivin_me_nuts said: Well thank you for clearing that up. I take comfort in the knowledge that I am not alone and that my contribution to the world sock economy keeps the world turning. My date was great fun. Charming lass and I seem to have met someone as daft as me. All very unexpected and all rather charming. She doesn't know what a v8 is. Sheltered life, needs teaching. A tunnel run in an Ultima will sort that out. The long one near Lewes will do The Hindhead one will do 
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Life Saab Itch
34,046 posts
57 months
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Aizle said: A tunnel run in an Ultima will sort that out. The long one near Lewes will do Is that with the silencers working or disabled...
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