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GroundEffect
7,203 posts
25 months
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blindswelledrat said: No amount of beer could make me find a man anything other than foul. Although interestingly a good friend came out once and told me that he was gay. He went on to reassure me by saying "I know what you are going to think, but the answer is no- I don't fancy you, you aren't my type". HUrtfull  . What's wrong with me? Even after wards, no amount of wearing tight trousers and dancing provocatively in front of him made any difference. Fussy f king gays. They deserve each other Interestingly, and I know you are joking here, that A LOT of guys automatically assume every gay man likes them. I've got some bad news, lads....the vast majority of men are smelly, poorly kept, wrinkly old s. No thanks.
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Blue Cat
374 posts
55 months
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Well if I wasn't married I might have voted "accept the offer out of curiosity" because I think it would be an interesting experience. I don't think that women have the same hang-ups about a same sex "thing" that men do.
But that said I have never met a lesbian that I've wanted to see naked, so guess real choice would be "politely decline"
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Sheets Tabuer
12,144 posts
84 months
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Blue Cat said: I don't think that women have the same hang-ups about a same sex "thing" that men do. It's because lesbians usually don't want to run you through with a pork sword.
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Marf
22,907 posts
110 months
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Sheets Tabuer said: Blue Cat said: I don't think that women have the same hang-ups about a same sex "thing" that men do. It's because lesbians usually don't want to run you through with a pork sword. Reminds me of something I heard "Homophobia isnt a fear of gays, its a fear of being treated how men treat women". Wonder if there is any truth to that. What's your take on a gay who'd want to be run through with your pork sword?
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JonRB
39,456 posts
141 months
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GroundEffect said: Interestingly, and I know you are joking here, that A LOT of guys automatically assume every gay man likes them. I've got some bad news, lads....the vast majority of men are smelly, poorly kept, wrinkly old s. No thanks.  So true. The answer to the 'backs against the walls, lads' type is "don't flatter yourself, mate" 
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Life Saab Itch
34,064 posts
57 months
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GroundEffect said: You bring that little tidbit up quite a lot.
Maybe it's YOU who should be answering this poll. I've already voted.  I've been politely declining gay men since the age of 8.
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Sheets Tabuer
12,144 posts
84 months
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Marf said: Reminds me of something I heard "Homophobia isnt a fear of gays, its a fear of being treated how men treat women". Wonder if there is any truth to that.
What's your take on a gay who'd want to be run through with your pork sword? It's not homophobic to get irritated by people wanting to stick things in your bottom, whom amongst us hasn't had _that_ girlfriend with an unhealthy obsession with ones bottom. The one that you nearly headbutted as an errant finger was jabbed in your ass mid coitus
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Carthage
2,974 posts
13 months
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V8mate said: Swanboy said: Carthage said: At the moment I'd accept almost anything, having been single for a whole two weeks.  And you've been registered here a month, is there a link? Yep. Stalking the ex. a. Ex doesn't use PH, and doesn't like cars. b. I'm still living in the same house as him, to reduce stalking effort . c. Hello Swanboy 
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Marf
22,907 posts
110 months
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Sheets Tabuer said: Marf said: Reminds me of something I heard "Homophobia isnt a fear of gays, its a fear of being treated how men treat women". Wonder if there is any truth to that.
What's your take on a gay who'd want to be run through with your pork sword? It's not homophobic to get irritated by people wanting to stick things in your bottom, whom amongst us hasn't had _that_ girlfriend with an unhealthy obsession with ones bottom. The one that you nearly headbutted as an errant finger was jabbed in your ass mid coitus I'm not saying it is homophobic Just that men seem to automatically assume that all gay men must fancy them and that gay men want to be the "man" in the encounter.
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Jasandjules
45,408 posts
98 months
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Life Saab Itch said: That reminds me of choir camp. >Chap sits next to me >Chap rubs my leg >Chap asks "Do you like boys?" >Chap was the priest  the . EFA?
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carmadgaz
2,330 posts
52 months
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Some men like other men, some women like other women. Does it matter?
Personally I'd be flattered but I'd politely decline, the idea doesn't interest me, but why should the response be any different to saying no to a lass I wasn't interested in?
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Life Saab Itch
34,064 posts
57 months
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Jasandjules said: EFA? No, but he was an active member of his church. An "upstanding pillar" of the local community. Also a paedy .
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Swanboy
270 posts
115 months
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Carthage said: V8mate said: Swanboy said: Carthage said: At the moment I'd accept almost anything, having been single for a whole two weeks. And you've been registered here a month, is there a link? Yep. Stalking the ex. a. Ex doesn't use PH, and doesn't like cars. b. I'm still living in the same house as him, to reduce stalking effort . c. Hello Swanboy 
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kVA
2,133 posts
74 months
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Mobile Chicane said: Is there an option for 'we were both really drunk and it just happened'? Crikey - you almost got away with that... Anything you'd like to tell us?
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Mobile Chicane
14,021 posts
81 months
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kVA said: Mobile Chicane said: Is there an option for 'we were both really drunk and it just happened'? Crikey - you almost got away with that... Anything you'd like to tell us? Sorry, no I was just speculating that outside of the lesbian/gay scene, getting pissed and ending up in bed is how the majority of same-sex encounters happen.
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Marcia
4,610 posts
59 months
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This did happen to me a couple of years ago,in the village i used to live in,i had only lived there a few months.The local pub often stays open very late on a weekend,and i was one of the last ones to leave,and the landlady was pi55ed as a fart and tried to touch and kiss me,i was mortified,i very quickly made my exit.It was never mentioned afterwards,maybe she didn't remember,she was that pi55ed.I didn't dare look her in the eye for months after that.
When i mentioned this to other locals,it turned out that she's tried it on with several locals,both men and women!
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JonRB
39,456 posts
141 months
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carmadgaz said: Personally I'd be flattered but I'd politely decline, the idea doesn't interest me, but why should the response be any different to saying no to a lass I wasn't interested in? Well, quite. Only women rarely run the risk of getting their head kicked in when they proposition a guy.
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blindswelledrat
18,955 posts
101 months
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GroundEffect said: Interestingly, and I know you are joking here, that A LOT of guys automatically assume every gay man likes them. I've got some bad news, lads....the vast majority of men are smelly, poorly kept, wrinkly old s. No thanks. Couldnt agree more. That's why I could never be gay. Blokes are vile and if they are clean hairless enough not to be foul then they are like women without tits which is like having a car without wheels
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GroundEffect
7,203 posts
25 months
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blindswelledrat said: GroundEffect said: Interestingly, and I know you are joking here, that A LOT of guys automatically assume every gay man likes them. I've got some bad news, lads....the vast majority of men are smelly, poorly kept, wrinkly old s. No thanks. Couldnt agree more. That's why I could never be gay. Blokes are vile and if they are clean hairless enough not to be foul then they are like women without tits which is like having a car without wheels Clean is mandatory...but I like some hair
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Potatoes
2,262 posts
39 months
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 Great poll Great thread
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