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Potatoes
2,266 posts
39 months
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Panda76 said: In the past had 2 gay men on seperate occasions tell me they wanted to take me out,one was an invite out for the weekend.
Both knew I was firmly in the female camp and with a kid so chancing their luck a bit.
Turned them both down and broke their hearts lol. Wow, you must be a very handsome chap
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Council Baby
16,126 posts
59 months
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Adam B said: Another coincidence, if she is Swedish, called Anna and about 40 now I know her   Nope, I was referring to the barman I mentioned who was fired for blowing random blokes whilst they were sleeping. 
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Adam B
6,837 posts
123 months
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 Yet another coinc..... Nope just you
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Rollcage
9,228 posts
61 months
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I suppose that if you ask often enough, eventually somebody says yes. One of my young Team Leaders at work is a lesbian . We have about 90 staff, and probably about 30 are in her age group, and of them she's slept with an equal number of men and women that I'm aware of, and at least 6 in total. How can I beat those sort of odds?
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stackmonkey
4,863 posts
118 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: I've never been propositioned by a woofter.
I kind of feel disappointed. Given how you look, go to Manchester's gay village area this week end. put some leather trousers on and you'd fit right in, so to speak.
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Doofus
2,464 posts
42 months
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In my case, it's answer F: Completelty fail to notice.
The guy was just polite, and being friendly.
He smiled.
I smiled back.
He came over to talk to me.
I talked to him.
He moved a bit closer.
My mate stepped in and told him to do one.
I found out, some time later, what had been happening.
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drivin_me_nuts
13,784 posts
80 months
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In school many years ago by a good looking teacher. I put it down to my bright orange 'flock of seagulls' hairstyle. I was georgeous. It was quite flattering at the time, but of no appeal. There are very few sexy men and GE is right... Old, wrinkly and smelly is not appealing.
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Steve H
1,588 posts
64 months
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Doofus said: In my case, it's answer F: Completelty fail to notice.
The guy was just polite, and being friendly.
He smiled.
I smiled back.
He came over to talk to me.
I talked to him.
He moved a bit closer.
My mate stepped in and told him to do one.
I found out, some time later, what had been happening. This happened to me  Was out with a bunch of mates in a club and this bloke started dancing by me, smiling at me etc. I thought it was a bit odd but didn't even think I was being hit on, after a minute or two one of the group I was with leaned over to him and said something, he laughed, shook my hand and walked off leaving me with a confused look and my mate falling over with laughter. I had no idea what was going on until I was told but then again I've never been much good at reading the signs from girls either 
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Doofus
2,464 posts
42 months
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Steve H said: I had no idea what was going on until I was told but then again I've never been much good at reading the signs from girls either You are me, AICMFP 
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Life Saab Itch
34,082 posts
57 months
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Doofus said: You are male, AICMFP Efa
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goldblum
6,800 posts
36 months
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I'd probably shag a ladyboy if hardup and a bit pissed,as I bet most blokes would if they were honest,which they're not.Have to be a blonde though.
If a bloke came on to me..it happened years ago and I was so shocked I rejected him without thinking.
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GTIR
19,078 posts
135 months
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goldbum said: I'd probably shag a ladyboy if hardup and a bit pissed,as I bet most blokes would if they were honest,which they're not.Have to be a blonde though.
If a bloke came on to me..it happened years ago and I was so shocked I rejected him without thinking. Interesting. Blonde. Colour and cuffs?
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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stackmonkey said: Cock Womble 7 said: I've never been propositioned by a woofter.
I kind of feel disappointed. Given how you look, go to Manchester's gay village area this week end. put some leather trousers on and you'd fit right in, so to speak. Actually, the nearest I ever got to a same-sex proposition was in a gay pub in Soho. I worked in a pub in Hemel Hempstead at the time (early '90s) and the manager took the staff out for a night in that there London, visiting several pubs in the same chain as "ours". I took my camera with me (a Pentax ME Super, with an 80-200mm zoom lens) to capture the night's frivolities. Anyway, we ended up in this pub in Soho. My manager knew exactly what kind of pub it was, but innocent little me didn't catch on, despite the exclusively male clientele. So, I was standing there drinking a pint at the bar when one seated individual clocked my 80-200mm and said "Ooooo, that's a long one!" I muttered a feeble "Thank you" as the penny dropped and I suggested we move on.
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goldblum
6,800 posts
36 months
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GTIR said: goldbum said: I'd probably shag a ladyboy if hardup and a bit pissed,as I bet most blokes would if they were honest,which they're not.Have to be a blonde though.
If a bloke came on to me..it happened years ago and I was so shocked I rejected him without thinking. Interesting. Blonde. Colour and cuffs? Collar and cuffs?..have to match lol.
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Mr Gearchange
3,741 posts
75 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: I've never been propositioned by a woofter.
I kind of feel disappointed. They probably want to Baz - it's the thought of being buried under your patio while you wear their skin which is putting them off.
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JonRB
39,540 posts
141 months
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Mr Gearchange said: They probably want to Baz - it's the thought of being buried under your patio while you wear their skin which is putting them off. That and the fact they know they would never measure up to Maria Whittaker.
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Shaw Tarse
19,184 posts
72 months
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JonRB said: Mr Gearchange said: They probably want to Baz - it's the thought of being buried under your patio while you wear their skin which is putting them off. That and the fact they know they would never measure up to Maria Whittaker. Maria Wittaker? Has Mr Womble met her?
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Mr Gearchange
3,741 posts
75 months
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Shaw Tarse said: JonRB said: Mr Gearchange said: They probably want to Baz - it's the thought of being buried under your patio while you wear their skin which is putting them off. That and the fact they know they would never measure up to Maria Whittaker. Maria Wittaker? Has Mr Womble met her? He really doesn't like to talk about it.
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GTIR
19,078 posts
135 months
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Mr Gearchange said: Shaw Tarse said: JonRB said: Mr Gearchange said: They probably want to Baz - it's the thought of being buried under your patio while you wear their skin which is putting them off. That and the fact they know they would never measure up to Maria Whittaker. Maria Wittaker? Has Mr Womble met her? He really doesn't like to talk about it. Wowsers. I for one would love to know the story behind said encounter. 
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Speed_Demon
1,829 posts
57 months
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When gay men flirt with me, I naturally (and usually without usually realising I am doing so), flirt back. I tend to mirror the person I am talking to, which obviously in this situation is problematic
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