Childish Chants

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The initial message was deleted from this topic on 17 December 2023 at 10:24

[Zaxxon]

Get a grip...la la la?

[Thud_Mcguffin]

All mine are too filthy to repeat. Most involve Popeye the Sailor man who apparently lived in a caravan.

[Vocal Minority]

Extend it to football chants and 'We can see you holding hands' as used by basically every away fan at Brighton and Hove Albion

[JamesYates]

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a Ni...

[vixen1700]

Not so much a chant, but when somebody missed an open goal or made a dreadful pass it was the shout of:

"You stupid fking buckfoot flid"

[Ledaig]

Jesus Christ Superstar,
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha.
Did a skid, killed a kid
& Caught his balls on a dustbin lid

[8Ace]

Can't believe we've got this far without a mention of My Friend Billy.

[Six Fiend]

Dan Dan dirty old man
Washes his hair in a frying pan
Combs his hair with the leg of a chair...

(memory fades there...)

[anonymous-user]

doogz said:

Do your balls hang low, do they dangle to and fro'...

Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?

[Wacky Racer]

There once was a young teacher called Green
Who invented a w****** machine
On the 99th stroke
The thing broke
And whipped his b**** to cream.........

[GTIR]

Ledaig said:

Jesus Christ Superstar,
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha.
Did a skid, killed a kid
& Caught his balls on a dustbin lid

or

Jesus Christ Superstar
Wears frilly knickers and a see through bra




Maybe that was because I hung around with the girls.

[goldblum]

I'll get in before the thread is closed.

Always like the simplicity of this:

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was a runt
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it in the .

[Steamer]

'Hey You over there,
whats it like to have no hair?
Is it warm, is it cold?
I don't know 'cos I ain't bald!'

[Wacky Racer]

doogz said:

PSBuckshot said:

doogz said:

Do your balls hang low, do they dangle to and fro'...

Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soilder? (WTF?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvLpJod8nt0

36mins 44secs in

[goldblum]

Maybe not so childish..lol

'Three German Officers crossed the Rhine'

Tune: 'Mademoiselle from Armentieres'

Three German Officers crossed the Rhine, parlez-vous
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine, parlez-vous
Three German Officers crossed the Rhine
To fk the women and drink the wine,

(Chorus) Inky-dinky parlez-vous

They came to the door of a wayside Inn, parlez-vous
Pissed on the mat and walked right in, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

'Oh landlord have you a daughter fair?', parlez-vous
'With lily-white tits and golden hair?', parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

'My only daughter's far too young', parlez-vous
'To be fked by you, you bd hun', parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

'Oh father dear I'm not too young' parlez-vous
'I've just been fked by the blacksmith's son', parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

At last they got her on the bed, parlez-vous
And shagged her 'til her cheeks were red, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

They took her down a shady lane, parlez-vous
And shagged her back to life again, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

And then they took her to a bed, parlez-vous
And shagged her til she was nearly dead, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

They shagged her up they shagged her down, parlez-vous
They shagged her all around the town, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

They shagged her in they shagged her out, parlez-vous
They shagged her up her water-spout, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

Now seven months later all was well, parlez-vous
Eight months later she began to swell, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

Nine months later she gave a grunt, parlez-vous
And a little fat Prussian popped out her , parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

The fat little Prussian he grew and grew, parlez-vous
He fked the cat and the donkey too, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

The fat little Prussian he went to hell, parlez-vous
He fked the devil and his wife as well, parlez-vous
(Repeat)

(Chorus)

[172ff]

He's fat he's round he bounces on the ground, his name is bob!

He's gay, he's queer, he takes it up the rear, his name is bob!

[8Ace]

goldblum said:

I'll get in before the thread is closed.

Always like the simplicity of this:

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was a runt
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it in the .

Most schools have at least one unbelievably foul mouthed kid. OUrs came up with a version of the above:

Mary had a little lamb,
and it had a fringe
she tied it to an electric chair
and volts went up its minge.

[Steamer]

8Ace said:

goldblum said:

I'll get in before the thread is closed.

Always like the simplicity of this:

Mary had a little lamb
She thought it was a runt
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it in the .

Most schools have at least one unbelievably foul mouthed kid. OUrs came up with a version of the above:

Mary had a little lamb,
and it had a fringe
she tied it to an electric chair
and volts went up its minge.

Poor old Mary's Little Lamb!

She tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's arse..
and now it's wool in nylon!

[Ganglandboss]

The boy stood in the witness box,
Picking his nose with fury,
Rolling 'em up in little balls,
And flicking 'em at the jury

Scab 'n' matter custard,
Snot 'n' bogey pie,
Dead dog's giblets,
Green cat's eye,Spread it on bread,
Spread it on thick,
Wash it all down with a cup o' cold sick

Don't eat Roland's bread,
It makes you s**t the bed,
But no bloody wonder,
You fart like thunder,
Don't eat Roland's bread...