People who stop with no warning when you are following them on the pavement.

People who see you pushing a pram up the narrow pavement and just stop and look at you as you approach them, then they do a kind of big show about moving over or letting you by despite it being much easier for them than it is for me to sidestep, besides, I have already got my wheels hanging off the kerb in an attempt to make as much space for their bloated carcass.

People who make a special effort to pull out of a side junction in front of you and then go along about 20mph slower than you were going, also extra anger for those who pull this stunt despite there being no cars at all behind me at the time.

Tescos, s.

Religious people trying to convince me that the sky pixie their parents and other people who live near them believe in happens to be the very pixie that is the only one that is right.

My left arm, bd thing hurts, no idea why, right up the top by the shoulder muscle it now seem to have gone crap.

No, thanks. Tried them for two months and they could never get anything 100% right so you had to order such that you could account for their fk ups for essentials.

The fact that my favourite type of sliced bread has to be trimmed before it will fit my toaster.

Plonkers who flick their tabs out of the car window whilst driving,

get a showering of embers and sparks.

It's Tresco, not Tesco.

Another shopper which gripes my bones are the disabled people. But they're not really disabled.

You get a lot of the in TK Chavs. You're half way down an isle 3ft wide then some spanner comes down the other way with a trolley. It's got nothing in it. They are using it as a zimmer frame.
Also the girls with their oversized prams. Same problem.
So what are you left doing, walking back the other way and down another isle to get to the other end of the isle you were previously in just because the lazy fkers wont leave their prams/trolleys at the end out of everyones way.

When wifey and I were shopping for our pram we tried out a few different types and makes but settled on the Silver Cross 3D, we liked the look and feel of it, while I was fiddling with it in the shop the assistant told me that they "don't sell many of these and the new model coming out may well have different handles" When I asked why they would change the handles she told me "well, its got 2 individual handles, not one bar, no-one buys this pram because they cant use a phone and push it at the same time". Obviously we bought it as pushing the pram around and updating myface are not high on our list of things we need to do at the same time.

For a kickoff, Moaning bds, I bet everyone of you has one at work that gets everybody else down.
If you are not happy here get another fking job instead of moaning to me.
Sponging bds, these s that sit in my local comparing their new phones and laughing about what a great night it was in the pub when they haven't done a days work in their lives.
Religious nutcases, get a grip!!
FACEBOOK. Mark my words, it is all going to go horribly wrong. I keep myself as far away from that ste as I can. Why the hell would anyone want to plaster their life on the net? Its beyond me.
Popped collars.
Saggy arsed jeans.
Blokes with overly styled hair, you're a bloke, not a fking poodle.
ste supermarket food where its obvious that the "gastro pub" packaging costs more that the ste inside it.
All this fking vampire ste WTF? My missus is 32 and has suddenly turned into a 14 year old watching this pish.
The usual stuff, the useless boys club gubberment/excessive taxes etc.
Loads more stuff.

The sad thing is that it would sell!!

Seconded. I think the impending flotation is going to fk things up even more - shareholders can be bds.