"You're very nice but..."

"You're very nice but..."

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Chaz9950

1,128 posts

143 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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rhinochopig said:
But being addicted to amphetamines is ok though? biggrin
Ay? Say what???

Who even mentioned Amphetamines? Did I miss something?

Zwolf

25,867 posts

205 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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JonRB said:
Chaz9950 said:
So stop being queer, hit the gym, lose a few lbs of fat, and be a more awesome 'you'. I suggest losing some weight / putting on a bit more muscle
Yup. 100% guaranteed to work



wink
Anyone else see Bananaman before they saw Wolverine there? hehe

VinceFox

20,566 posts

171 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Zwolf said:
JonRB said:
Chaz9950 said:
So stop being queer, hit the gym, lose a few lbs of fat, and be a more awesome 'you'. I suggest losing some weight / putting on a bit more muscle
Yup. 100% guaranteed to work



wink
Anyone else see Bananaman before they saw Wolverine there? hehe
'fraid so. Evening Z.

Gwagon111

4,422 posts

160 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Disastrous said:
What about the ones that successfully and effortlessly pull women time after time? It's really not that difficult.
The difficult bit is getting them stop bloody stroking you / 'snuggling' after you've banged them. That and getting shot of them in the morning.

Zwolf

25,867 posts

205 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Evenin' V. smile

aucklander

164 posts

149 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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can be a tough issue this one. often its easy to find yourself in that frustrating situation where a girl you dont like in the slightest is mad for you, and the girl you like doesnt seem to care for you. saw this in another thread seems pretty apt:


what makes it this way from my experience is that the girl you dont like much you will talk to only when necessary and may come across as a bit aloof. this makes you even more attractive. because you like the other girl you put effort into talking to her etc and lose any sense of being aloof.

op you had some of the best advice given to you in this thread- shut the fk up. just stop talking to her 90% of the time. it helps, trust me.

Shabs

1,866 posts

205 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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Pretending to be interesting and having a character isn't a good enough substitute for actually being interesting! Somebody should make a chicktranslate like google translate, seriously, "nice" means "not offensive", no point complaining about it, go and become actually interesting, you know, in real life and all that

PH, making mediocrity a goal...

AyBee

10,522 posts

201 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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aucklander said:
what makes it this way from my experience is that the girl you dont like much you will talk to only when necessary and may come across as a bit aloof. this makes you even more attractive. because you like the other girl you put effort into talking to her etc and lose any sense of being aloof.
Which is also the same reason that once you have a gf, you suddenly appear to get more female attention hehe

EDLT

15,421 posts

205 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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aucklander said:
a girl you dont like in the slightest is mad for you
Is that even possible?

Halb

53,012 posts

182 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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matt998cc said:
does this smell like chloroform to you ....


try that ^
Hmm, one to try.
coffee

Cotty

39,389 posts

283 months

Thursday 24th May 2012
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Shabs said:
Somebody should make a chicktranslate like google translate, seriously, "nice" means "not offensive",
"Nice" means "not interested".

There you go sorted that one.